I Am Asking Punker Barbie To Marry Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Hello Punky Baby,

I have flowers and candy and I am wearing a suit jacket and khaki pants. I am on one knee in your front yard. I just need to know if you might consider marrying me?

I'll give you a few minutes. Thank you.

Who isnt asking that? there is a line

sexy time!

Oh, crap!

My secret weapon is that I used "AXE" bodyspray tonight. I heard P.B. turns into a wildcat when she smells "AXE." Now, she can't resist me!!!!!!!!!!

Have u been drinking? LOL :upsidedow

from what i read.. that question sounds like some sort of test.. lol

R

is that before or after you sell your domain for 77k because you probably can't afford her right now:1orglaugh

Punker is a keeper...good luck with the proposal


Mr. Romance

me. i'm not.
:upsidedow

let me guees - you use "teh" instead of "the"

prolly :)

sexy time x10

I am sure you won't be the first :) but good luck anyway

Good luck to you, I wish punker would like the way you look today:)

I think I may have asked when I was drunk... I don't remember :(

Punker Barbie and I will try to have like ten punker babies and they will all have the first name "punker" and then a name starting with a "B."

First boy might be: Punker Bobby
First girl might be: Punker Barbie Jr.
Etc.

Good luck with that !!

if there's a line, where do I pick up a number?

Wow, Thats a hard but SWEEEEEEEEET gal to catch!

Let me know how it goes so i can give it go if you get flamed. :winkwink:

Good luck man! :thumbsup

haha wow. :)

:Oh crap :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

whos punker barbie?

lol lets have some:)

punker barbie is obiviously in love with me
get in line

May I ask if you use "AXE" THE ALL OVER BODY SPRAY? And, if so, which one? I have "Touch." I thought PB would like that one. Which spray do you use? Does PB like it?

Anyone wanting to marry PB has to get approval by me.

I am legally her Guardian and Dad!

Prove your worth!!
:pimp

*cough*

http://www.dutchteencash.com/post/boards/punker.jpg

:1orglaugh

Does this mean Mason is going to be available?

That was always the answer I got, until I smartened up and waited until SHE was drinking.

So, I need a bottle of vodka and a bottle of cranberry juice to go with my flowers and candy???

Holy shit, does Juicy have a twin?!

Make Juicy the best man.

try x-rated (my favorite vodka) and soda water :winkwink:

Pssh see if he was REALLY serious he'd know x-rated fusion on the rocks is the way to go ;)


Guess I win! :wetkiss

That and I cook some mean breakfast food ;)

wow..... this board is really full of pc nerds. i see hotter chicks every time i go out... get a life!

I've asked Punker to marry me a dozen times. Still hasn't given me an answer.

let us know how that goes. i know at least one guy that will protest immediately, two if you count that rochard guy.

On a serious note, Sherily is to young to get married. Plus she'd be more than a handful to deal with. You'd have to have plenty of self confidence and be secure in the fact that one day she will break your heart.

Oh, she's hot and all. Think she has a boyfriend now though?? Sorry, but I don't and can't keep up with her personal and love life.

Punker, I know you have a thing for us older guys.. After all with our experience coupled with modern medicine we really offer you something guys your own age can't compete with. :Graucho :censored

Hope to see ya naked sometime.

PL

isnt pb still with apple boy?

OMG LOVE IT! :1orglaugh

On a side note- I attract older men. I've never been hit on by guys my own age =(
i ALWAYS make the first move if the guy is between 23-27. Oh well i have fun :)

U mean sweetapples... No we arent datting anymore for a very long time (cough cough since last years phx forum) but we still talk about once a week. He's doing well and living it up. In fact he is currently in Vegas. I'll send him your regards. :thumbsup