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pocketkangaroo 01-10-2007 04:41 PM

How the fuck do you keep socks white?
 
Well I have hardwood floors and my socks tend to get pretty dirty at the end of the day (unless I'm cleaning it daily). But no matter how I wash those fuckers, they always seem to maintain a grey tint on the bottom. Is there some secret to keeping them white like new?

Gabriel 01-10-2007 04:42 PM

B-l-e-a-c-h

MattO 01-10-2007 04:42 PM

Wear slippers.

Scott McD 01-10-2007 04:43 PM

Or buy new socks...

pocketkangaroo 01-10-2007 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel (Post 11705813)
B-l-e-a-c-h

I put in a ton, still doesn't get me anywhere. :(

DaddyHalbucks 01-10-2007 05:07 PM

Only wear socks in slippers or other footwear. And use bleach.

Big_Red 01-10-2007 05:08 PM

stop walking in cowshit yo. :thumbsup



JK BTW......:winkwink:

D 01-10-2007 05:08 PM

My mom used to do something with lemon juice and some other things... I'll have to ask her - been meaning to for years anyways.

Jace 01-10-2007 05:10 PM

are you entering some sort of sock fashion show? why does it matter?

BitAudioVideo 01-10-2007 05:12 PM

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DarkJedi 01-10-2007 05:12 PM

only fags and women wear white socks.

men wear black.

needlive 01-10-2007 05:15 PM

With love.

VicD 01-10-2007 05:27 PM

get yourself a wife maybe :)

bopha 01-10-2007 05:28 PM

We have hardwoods too. Same problem. Bleach eats holes in your clothes and they never come out as white as the commercials. Borax helps some.
Non chlorine bleach.. not a prayer.

Maybe new hardwoods are treated differently and don't dirty them the same way, but our house and floors are 100 years old and even refinished and cleaned, they still make our socks dingy.

It's hard to make everyone in the house wear slippers.

We have to buy a bag of socks every couple weeks at Target. Can't send the family out in ratty socks.

reynold 01-10-2007 06:44 PM

Simple. Bleach solution.

sicone 01-10-2007 06:45 PM

The first 2 replies are the only answers you need

evildick 01-10-2007 07:48 PM

My hardwood doesn't dirty my white socks, but I am sort of a clean freak. Do you damp mop your floors often? I use this special kind of mop meant for hardwood and tile that is machine washable.

just a punk 01-10-2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11705806)
How the fuck do you keep socks white?

Very easy - I just don't wear em' :)

pocketkangaroo 01-10-2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bopha (Post 11706114)
We have hardwoods too. Same problem. Bleach eats holes in your clothes and they never come out as white as the commercials. Borax helps some.
Non chlorine bleach.. not a prayer.

Maybe new hardwoods are treated differently and don't dirty them the same way, but our house and floors are 100 years old and even refinished and cleaned, they still make our socks dingy.

It's hard to make everyone in the house wear slippers.

We have to buy a bag of socks every couple weeks at Target. Can't send the family out in ratty socks.

I was buying new socks every couple weeks too. Was told to soak them overnight in hot water and either oxi-clean or dishwasher detergent.

effer 01-10-2007 08:21 PM

Old farmer's trick- use a dash of gasoline in your next laundry load. Works wonders with everything.

shekinah 01-10-2007 08:33 PM

You can use black socks so It wouldn't look messy:thumbsup

sharp 01-10-2007 08:40 PM

I buy grey socks. lol

After Shock Media 01-10-2007 08:46 PM

The swifer mop thing works wonders.

Then for cleaning use straight bleach, and about a half cup white vinegar, and a regular scoop of detergent or oxy clean.

Otherwise invest in a few boxes of throw away booties.

Vendzilla 01-10-2007 08:47 PM

I buy new socks all the time,,,,with grey bottoms

Prairiegrrl 01-10-2007 08:50 PM

1 cup of hydrogen peroxide with a gallon of water, soak over night then wash as normal.

Mr. Romance 01-10-2007 08:52 PM

A little bleach works and they have fabric safe bleach as well:thumbsup


Mr. Romance

Cogitator 01-10-2007 09:29 PM

Believe it or not, use Tide. Yes, the soap. sumbich works

Madame0120 01-11-2007 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effer (Post 11706810)
Old farmer's trick- use a dash of gasoline in your next laundry load. Works wonders with everything.

The Mommy side of my brain is screaming...
Danger Will Robinson

djroof 01-11-2007 03:38 AM

same here...

corbu 01-11-2007 04:24 AM

uy new socks or black or grey socks!

anais 01-11-2007 04:35 AM

bleach: it's your friend.

Himuro 01-11-2007 04:36 AM

2 years ago I bought 120 pairs of white socks on eBay, some of them are still white, they are the ones that haven't been used more than 5 times, after that, even if I use bleech, they go greyish

Mr Pheer 01-11-2007 04:39 AM

how do you not bust your ass on hardwood floors when just wearing socks?

I have alot of tile in my house, and if I just wear socks, I can literaly slide about 10 feet. It freaks my dog out.

ADL Colin 01-11-2007 04:49 AM

I have tile floors.

Solutions (as mentioned above):

1. Black socks
2. Slippers

mikeyddddd 01-11-2007 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11705806)
How the fuck do you keep socks white?

How the fuck do you keep the pairs together?

Lee 01-11-2007 05:51 AM

White socks???

E$_manager 01-11-2007 06:16 AM

Buy them a lot and change every day.

Vlad 01-11-2007 07:43 AM

hmm , I have about 50+ (used) pairs of socks , and about 100+ brand new in closet. Just change them daily and wash the floor , this should solve the problem :)

Sarah_Jayne 01-11-2007 07:49 AM

part of the reason I pretty much only own black socks

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-11-2007 09:31 AM

bleach will turn your whites a dull color over time.. try Oxyclean...I havent used bleach for years..and my whites look like whites

darksoul 01-11-2007 09:35 AM

this seems like a proper question for gfy :)

I wanted to register socksforum but then I thought all spammers would join

molly_ca 01-11-2007 09:37 AM

Not using them

polish_aristocrat 01-11-2007 09:39 AM

I couldn't justify buying new socks too often

not a money issue, rather how I was raised

I would never throw out new socks after just a few times of me wearing them

polle54 01-11-2007 09:56 AM

who the fuck in their right mind wear white socks unless they are playing tennis?

Rochard 01-11-2007 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel (Post 11705813)
B-l-e-a-c-h

How about that!

$5 submissions 01-11-2007 10:01 AM

Bleach periodically :)

Madame0120 01-11-2007 10:40 AM

In this house, if the laundry slut finds a hole in one, it's time to replace them all. Yes, all of them. I never run out of socks for dusting.

Sarah_Jayne 01-11-2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 11710344)
this seems like a proper question for gfy :)

I wanted to register socksforum but then I thought all spammers would join


well, sock fetish is bigger than you think

4Man 01-11-2007 10:46 AM

I always buy new one

qwe 01-11-2007 10:47 AM

lol, got same problem... my solution is to buy black/grey from now on:winkwink:


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