last night I got apprehended by about 600 cops
 

I was driving late at night and on some street three patrol cars came ou t of the blue, turned their lights on and surrounded my car

I was about to shit my pants but then I thought that they were most probably looking for some dangerous dude that was driving the same car as me - hell no!!! they were looking for me

ten minutes earlier I saw 3 traffic cops and drove past them with the speed of 40 kms per hour (the car was barely moving) and they claim that they signalled me and I didn't stop - total bullshit!!!!

anyway, the cops that stopped me (I think they were 10) pulled me out of the car, did a body search, searched my car, took my drivers license and the car papers, and left me there cooking for at least half an hour without saying a word. After that they took me back to where the traffic cops were, and wrote me a traffic violation report (I went to the police to write my version this morning) which will result in my drivers license suspension from one to six months - how fucking nice !!!!!!!

how did they fit 600 cops in 3 patrol cars?

the same way they fit 4 elephants in a fridge

and also, how were the cops 10 years old? that seems young.

hm, never thought of that, no wonder the one was waving wooden sword in front of my face

um - OJ Simpson I thought didn't have 600 cops following him - what were you doing that made you so special?

cops are awesome

I feel safer... :upsidedow

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being at the wrong place at the wrong time I guess, bunch of single digit IQ boys in uniforms had nothing better to do at midnight

you lived in Africa now Bulgaria what the fuck do you expect? You doing a tour of third world countries?




J/K

They bought them from this guy. :clown

I only wish Bulgaria was a third World country - at least in a third World country with all the shit you get some freedom, over here with all the shit you get millions of rules and regulations ........ and cold weather ;(

Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what'cha gonna do?

Maybe the traffic cops did sign you but you did not notice...I know that somebody can be wiser looking back in the past

Sorry for you...good luck and hope you'll avoid things like that next time

that's balls dude. good thing you didn't have anything you weren't supposed to have

That sucks ass dude, what did they give you a ticket for?

They must have one of those Coolio trunks.........

slide, slide, slippity-slide, 8 switches on the back of my '65

Hey, there has to be some job for all the high school losers.

nah, when I fuck up I have no problem admitting it. I'll most probably appeal the
decision in court although nothing good will come out of it because all the 3 traffic cops signed the violation report and its my word against theirs