And we have mattdamonPhone
 

Revolutionary system, uses Windows 3.1, no buttons - no stylus needed, widescreen, play cassette tapes on it, comes with 6 sticker pack of wallpapers so you can just stick whichever one you want or make your own stickers and print them out, feb release, taking orders today. $500 a pop.

do you include short icq as well?

Good. I'll get one. :D