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notjoe 07-25-2002 05:08 PM

Do you balls hang low?
 
I have worn boxers for a long time and i notice my boys hang low...

How about everyone else?

Joe

SR 07-25-2002 05:09 PM

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SR 07-25-2002 05:10 PM

That's a big sig:winkwink:

archer 07-25-2002 05:24 PM

lol... and people complain about my sig..sheesh...

sometimes they hang low.... sometimes not:Graucho

FlyingIguana 07-25-2002 05:28 PM

i think thats again the sacred sig rules

TheApostate 07-25-2002 05:30 PM

he's allowed to have a big sig, can't you see he's the new owner of gfy? have some fucking respect :winkwink:

foe 07-25-2002 05:48 PM

nope havnt you just must be getting old

Jakke PNG 07-25-2002 05:51 PM

My testicles haven't lowered themselves yet. I haven't hit puberty as of now.

notjoe 07-25-2002 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SR
That's a big sig:winkwink:
How is this sig? Not quite as big but it doesnt have the chick winking ;(

FiReC 07-25-2002 06:26 PM

the girls call me stretch nuts

Dreamman010 07-25-2002 06:43 PM

No probs here yet :winkwink:

wannabeapornstar 07-25-2002 06:45 PM

unfortunately they do hang low
I just hate it when I accidently step on them:mad:

volante 07-25-2002 06:49 PM

Mine dangle to-and-fro.....

Can't tie them in a knot or tie them in a bow though :winkwink:

kmanrox 07-25-2002 07:04 PM

no, but my arm does, cuz i have a HEAVY PIMPHAND!

My GTZ 07-25-2002 07:09 PM

Don't talk about that shit you dumb ass!

notjoe 07-25-2002 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by My GTZ
Don't talk about that shit you dumb ass!
This is mild compared to some of the shit on here!

eroswebmaster 07-25-2002 08:24 PM

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

Machine 07-25-2002 08:29 PM

My cock has gotten bigger since I started wearing boxers.

I used to be so embarrassed by my old 14 inch cock. Thank God for gravity!

SNIPER 07-25-2002 08:47 PM

Wow I can't believe I have found a time where I can share this story that I was told.

I was a bartender long time ago and one of my regular customers was this big guy from the music industry.

Well one night he got plastered and decided to tell me a story about his friend Fred.

He said his friend "FRED" was this older, but still swinging guy. I mean, he had girl 19, 20 hanging on to him every party he went to. Well this particular party my customer said he walked into the bathroom to ahhhhh powder his nose...... but when he walked in he saw FRED sitting on the toilet with a whole left hand wadded up with toilet paper. Thinking that he caught FRED spankin the monkey, he excused himself and walk back outside.

Embarassed, FRED came up to him a little while later and wanted to explain what he caught him doing. FRED looked him straight in the eye and said that after so many years of being DON JUAN and at his age, time took its wrath on his balls. He had to wrap toilet paper around his hand to hold up his balls, so they wouldn't touch the water in the bowl. :1orglaugh


True story....well as far as I can say. But it does make me feel better that my boobs might sag after I have a coupleof kids, but i can always have breast surgury :winkwink:

Poor you guys..... ball surgury :helpme


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