Best dating pickup line I've seen this week......(ALL REAL)
 

From inside my dating site.......

"Hi, my name is ****, I'm a ** years old, single ***** male. I am employed. I have my drivers license. I have no std's. I have no criminal record. I own my own house. I do not do drugs. Like oral, will go down."

Now heres the best part....

2 women replied to him in his area!

And this dude was not a "looker"

I think I will try this method next time I'm at a bar. Except for the going down part, not that I have a problem saying that....i have a problem doing it. :pimp

That is fuckin' weird.

I know you've seen this pickup line before. I see it every other day.

TRANSLATION

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

I kinda preferred "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" line I read somewhere...

see, but that's the part that made the chicks respond. First mistake. :thumbsup

:eatme
Such a disappointment.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That made me laugh, thanks :)

You could skip the first part and go right to:

Like oral, will go down.

and you'd get the same response.

Truth works.

2c

sorry....i meant to say, only if its you.....wait, fuck it....i can't lie, it makes me sick just thinking about it :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

that's ok, someone else will do it for your girlfriend/wife if you won't :upsidedow

That's ok, in all honesty I dont really care for it that much myself. Fuck foreplay!... :1orglaugh

Well... I do.

:1orglaugh

lol....theres always one chick who says that :1orglaugh

realllllly don't care :thumbsup

that's abundantly obvious.

guess the truth shocked them

Oh well, some guys are lucky.