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Ben_MN 01-09-2007 09:03 AM

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Beaver Bob 01-09-2007 09:04 AM

looks nice :)

themachinelavene 01-09-2007 09:09 AM

i'm guilty of faking a few times....when it just is enough already, plus the girl i was giving it too was a fat pig and i was drunk and started to sober up when her reaking pussy stench made it to my nose

chartgraves 01-09-2007 09:10 AM

I fake all the time if I cant cum with a girl or Im too drunk to cum. Guys, we must Never admit defeat and pull the "I dont know what is wrong with me line...."

Ben_MN 01-09-2007 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themachinelavene (Post 11694235)
i'm guilty of faking a few times....when it just is enough already, plus the girl i was giving it too was a fat pig and i was drunk and started to sober up when her reaking pussy stench made it to my nose

Hee hee thanks for sharing this lovely GFYesque story with us Lavene..:1orglaugh

Nathan_moreniche 01-09-2007 09:16 AM

Unconvincing orgasm noises
 
Yes I've been guilty of faking an orgasm. However to my great shame the noises I made were less than authentic. The sound which I let out can be best described as a howling squirrel. :(

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Sexsitesurfer 01-09-2007 09:21 AM

Only for overly long drunken shags or when it was number 8 or more and my cock was raw.

Madame0120 01-09-2007 06:34 PM

Only when they are paying $1.99 a minute. :1orglaugh

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/wank_d.jpg

Spunky 01-09-2007 06:36 PM

I did a few times..to make her feel good..chicks dig the fact they can make you cum

reynold 01-09-2007 07:36 PM

Who doesn't, right? :D I think most of us do.

Ambergirl 01-09-2007 07:48 PM

Nope – I have never faked an orgasm...but maybe I'm too honest, if I don't get off, I politely let him know that it was fun, but didn't happen for me. Although, that's a rare day too; usually I orgasm several times. Thanks for asking btw. :)

baddog 01-09-2007 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 11699024)
Only when they are paying $1.99 a minute. :1orglaugh

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/wank_d.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

baddog 01-09-2007 07:54 PM

when using a rubber I have

4Man 01-09-2007 08:04 PM

Well actually no!!!

BiggleJones 01-09-2007 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chartgraves (Post 11694238)
I fake all the time if I cant cum with a girl or Im too drunk to cum. Guys, we must Never admit defeat and pull the "I dont know what is wrong with me line...."

Im right with ya on this one! :thumbsup

Screaming 01-09-2007 09:10 PM

i think most people have at one point or another

Ben_MN 01-10-2007 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 11699024)
Only when they are paying $1.99 a minute. :1orglaugh

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/wank_d.jpg

Heehee, :thumbsup

Mad Man of Porn 01-10-2007 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambergirl (Post 11699380)
Nope ? I have never faked an orgasm...but maybe I'm too honest, if I don't get off, I politely let him know that it was fun, but didn't happen for me. Although, that's a rare day too; usually I orgasm several times. Thanks for asking btw. :)


Come on, you gotta fake if it doesn't make it for you; it's the only polite thing to do. I always fake the first few times, but if we see each other a lot of times I will eventually explain to the witch that I just can't get off when I'm drunk.

Theo The Theologian 01-10-2007 03:41 AM

Yes. I just faked one all over my Wife's face as a matter of fact.

Vitasoy 01-10-2007 04:06 AM

Never had to but for the ladies... who knows

Ben_MN 01-10-2007 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian (Post 11701196)
Yes. I just faked one all over my Wife's face as a matter of fact.

Now that takes some skill, good work fella :thumbsup

Scott McD 01-10-2007 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themachinelavene (Post 11694235)
i'm guilty of faking a few times....when it just is enough already, plus the girl i was giving it too was a fat pig and i was drunk and started to sober up when her reaking pussy stench made it to my nose

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

E$_manager 01-10-2007 06:27 AM

No, never. Didn't have too. :)
But faking is nothing wrong - a polite thing, as someone already said here.

TheLegacy 01-10-2007 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 11699024)
Only when they are paying $1.99 a minute. :1orglaugh

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/wank_d.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh classic line thanx hun :thumbsup

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Pinacolada 01-10-2007 07:58 AM

No I always have one

Ben_MN 01-11-2007 10:11 AM

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nokriy 01-11-2007 10:59 AM

i wish i had to, unfortunately, im a minute man

crazyforyou 01-11-2007 11:30 AM

good point:)
I can try:)

AZSarah 01-11-2007 11:44 AM

never :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LikeTheLiquor 01-11-2007 11:50 AM

I think everyone fakes it from time to time....its if you do it ALL the time that it becomes a problem:upsidedow

NemesiS876 01-11-2007 12:04 PM

only when I am tired

CaptainHowdy 01-11-2007 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 11699024)
Only when they are paying $1.99 a minute. :1orglaugh

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_public/wank_d.jpg

ROFL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

Ambergirl 01-11-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Man of Porn (Post 11701027)
Come on, you gotta fake if it doesn't make it for you; it's the only polite thing to do. I always fake the first few times, but if we see each other a lot of times I will eventually explain to the witch that I just can't get off when I'm drunk.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sounds like you haven't been with the right girl. :winkwink:

But nope - Straight Up (no pun intended), I've never faked.

I'm kinda surprised to see how many DO fake though - I'm feeling luckier by the mintue... :upsidedow

Sosa 01-11-2007 12:34 PM

Looks good

Jace 01-11-2007 12:40 PM

I sure have

i have also faked many eargasms

salesman 01-11-2007 12:48 PM

no, I never faked, I never had one :)
just joking

starpimps 01-11-2007 12:53 PM

i have.
i was fucking this chick i picked up from a club one night....and bein wasted out of my mind it wasnt goin to happen....20min deep i pretended to bust then quickly disposed of the empty condom!
fucking houdinied that shit

Ben_MN 01-12-2007 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 11711759)
i have.
i was fucking this chick i picked up from a club one night....and bein wasted out of my mind it wasnt goin to happen....20min deep i pretended to bust then quickly disposed of the empty condom!
fucking houdinied that shit

:1orglaugh Yup! A true 21st century escape artist there! :thumbsup

Wilbo 01-12-2007 08:55 AM

I always hit'em right between the eyes so they KNOW I'm not faking

molly_ca 01-12-2007 10:13 AM

I've never faked a orgasm.

Adultnet 01-12-2007 10:13 AM

Nope did not do this :)


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