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cardinalvices 01-08-2007 04:04 AM

haha 4000 viruses on my momma's PC!
 
Mom called and asked to help her out with her computer. So I came over to check it out. It was acting very slowly and internet connection was nearly dead. I did check here and there, and everything seemed fine. But her PC ain't never had any AV software, I figured "Old woman will never go cruising for porn or hacking sites". Guess I was WRONG! Although I admit she didn't surf porn or hack sites she must've gotten some worms via email..

Lemme tell you something! After I installed Kaspersky 6.0 on that machine, it found over 4000 viruses on it! Mostly trojan horses! I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life! Man, that PC must've been a training ground for a couple of hacker communities :) :1orglaugh

sicone 01-08-2007 04:13 AM

damn... its a miracle the machine even booted

zandre 01-08-2007 04:15 AM

omg :)

apply for guiness record

cardinalvices 01-08-2007 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by zandre (Post 11684307)
omg :)

apply for guiness record

Hey... that might be a good idea :D

sumphatpimp 01-08-2007 04:45 AM

heres a desktop for you
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...u2jw/vista.jpg
:1orglaugh

XMaster 01-08-2007 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 11684470)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 01-08-2007 05:11 AM

So did you clean/del it all up? :)

ilbb 01-08-2007 05:11 AM

You should use fdisk utility to remove all this shit from her computer :)

wyldworx 01-08-2007 05:13 AM

macs rule pc's lick arse!

cardinalvices 01-08-2007 05:42 AM

Well luckily Kaspersky managed to clean it all out within an insane amount of restarts and a couple of weeks time. Cuz you know some trojans are nearly impossible to get rid of.. So now it ok I guess

bobby666 01-08-2007 05:49 AM

thanks, just changed my desktop wallpaper -it looks great now :-)

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 11684470)


blonda80 01-08-2007 05:53 AM

looks like my pc:)
I am so lucky that my bf fix it every time :D

Mr. Romance 01-08-2007 05:57 AM

My Mom just got a laptop and I am sure it has the same amount of viruses..I will see her next week and check it out!

Mr. Romance

cardinalvices 01-08-2007 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 11684755)
My Mom just got a laptop and I am sure it has the same amount of viruses..I will see her next week and check it out!

Mr. Romance

ha, see if you can beat my record :1orglaugh

E$_manager 01-08-2007 07:28 AM

My notebook is acting slowly and i always think : damned viruses. I check and find no viruses.... Notebook is still so slow....:(

cardinalvices 01-08-2007 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristie (Post 11685198)
My notebook is acting slowly and i always think : damned viruses. I check and find no viruses.... Notebook is still so slow....:(

Try searching for adware, it may slow you down too.
Another thing to consider is... increase the amount of RAM, that helps alot.

E$_manager 01-08-2007 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by cardinalvices (Post 11685219)
Try searching for adware, it may slow you down too.
Another thing to consider is... increase the amount of RAM, that helps alot.

Thank you.
I will try the first suggestion.
But sencerely i think i need to change it for the new one. This one is 2 years old. For the notebook it is already old. I even can't play my "Heroes" on it! because of the video :Oh crap

martinsc 01-08-2007 08:04 AM

lol, i've seen a few pc's in conditions like that... not funny at all...

King Adam 01-08-2007 08:10 AM

You should be ashamed of yourself. You never put an Anti-Virus / Spyware program on her computer when she got it?

Tisk tisk


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