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Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 12:22 PM

=====Packing Tips For sexy man going to Costa Rica Bash?" What should I bring?===
 
I have never been there....

Do they take Amex there? I dont want to bring alot of cash cause i am a gringo and they will kidnap me.

Any tips? Also whats the airport there????
Also whats the going rate for hookers?
Will they give me issues if i have a suitcase full of fleshlights?
Is the cussdle hustle againt the law over there?
Any laws i should know about?




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Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 12:23 PM

Also is the water safe over there?

jalami 01-04-2007 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11656349)
I have never been there....

Do they take Amex there? I dont want to bring alot of cash cause i am a gringo and they will kidnap me.

Any tips? Also whats the airport there????
Also whats the going rate for hookers?
Will they give me issues if i have a suitcase full of fleshlights?
Is the cussdle hustle againt the law over there?
Any laws i should know about?

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First off, I've been here more than 4 years drinking the tap water and it won't kill you. Although the tap water quality in Jaco Beach is not as good as in the Central Valley, the ice made from it won't get you sick.

A lot of hotels and restaurants will take Amex. Don't bother bringing much cash if you can use ATMs... Jaco Beach has a ton of ATMs that can use the PLUS (VISA) and Cirrus (MC) systems. The BAC San Jose branch in Plaza Galeone in Jaco will do withdrawals from Amex cards 24 hours a day. Some ATMs will give you dollars, but you're better off taking local currency, colones (around 515-520 per dollar). Either way most of the bars and restaurants in Jaco don't have a problem with dollars up to $20 denominations. You'll want colones for taxis and small shops.

The airport is called Juan Santamaria (code SJO). It's in the Central Valley, and on a good day it's 90 minutes from Jaco. If you're baller enough to charter a twin engine from SJO to an airstrip in Jaco, check out natureair.com.

The standard tourist rate for hookers is $100 although some serious deals are to be had (as well as serious rip-offs -- your mileage may vary). Fleshlights will get you snickers and giggles from the customs agents, but they'll let you through.

Any specific questions let me know, or the guys from IwantU, many have been in CR for some time and know the deal.

cardinalvices 01-04-2007 12:57 PM

Bring a toothbrush and you'll be ok :)

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami (Post 11656540)
First off, I've been here more than 4 years drinking the tap water and it won't kill you. Although the tap water quality in Jaco Beach is not as good as in the Central Valley, the ice made from it won't get you sick.

A lot of hotels and restaurants will take Amex. Don't bother bringing much cash if you can use ATMs... Jaco Beach has a ton of ATMs that can use the PLUS (VISA) and Cirrus (MC) systems. The BAC San Jose branch in Plaza Galeone in Jaco will do withdrawals from Amex cards 24 hours a day. Some ATMs will give you dollars, but you're better off taking local currency, colones (around 515-520 per dollar). Either way most of the bars and restaurants in Jaco don't have a problem with dollars up to $20 denominations. You'll want colones for taxis and small shops.

The airport is called Juan Santamaria (code SJO). It's in the Central Valley, and on a good day it's 90 minutes from Jaco. If you're baller enough to charter a twin engine from SJO to an airstrip in Jaco, check out natureair.com.

The standard tourist rate for hookers is $100 although some serious deals are to be had (as well as serious rip-offs -- your mileage may vary). Fleshlights will get you snickers and giggles from the customs agents, but they'll let you through.

Any specific questions let me know, or the guys from IwantU, many have been in CR for some time and know the deal.

cool bro thx

starpimps 01-04-2007 01:14 PM

dont forget the tweezers for them eyebrows of yours =P

seeric 01-04-2007 01:27 PM

The BAC San Jose branch in Plaza Galeone in Jaco will do withdrawals from Amex cards 24 hours a day.



i am very familiar with this bank. me, xxxjay and rob from xondemand love this bank.

ROFL

Bama 01-04-2007 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Packing Tips For sexy man going to Costa Rica Bash?" What should I bring?

Am I the only one who wondered where Juicy was going to find a "sexy man" to bring with him and why Juicy would want to pack for him?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PurrrsianPussyKat 01-04-2007 02:15 PM

Don't forget your speedo!

Ramos 01-04-2007 02:15 PM

bring xanax, perks, and plenty of lube



oh and condoms

JenniDahling 01-04-2007 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama (Post 11657110)
Am I the only one who wondered where Juicy was going to find a "sexy man" to bring with him and why Juicy would want to pack for him?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lot 01-04-2007 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardinalvices (Post 11656548)
Bring a toothbrush and you'll be ok :)

Even Robinson Cruso had more things...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornguy 01-04-2007 03:07 PM

bring a few tshirts and shorts, and a billion condoms. Most of the hookers used to be men, and a lot of them have aids.

Happy hunting.

fuzebox 01-04-2007 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami (Post 11656540)
If you're baller enough to charter a twin engine from SJO to an airstrip in Jaco, check out natureair.com

Don't forget transportation from the airport will be provided :winkwink:


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