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Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:01 AM
Ii am looking for some "tail" now on MYSPACE
 
I hope there is some easy braods there

TimBlaze 01-04-2007 09:02 AM
i just pulled an all nighter and im horny

BoyAlley 01-04-2007 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11655225)
I hope there is some easy braods there
Hit me up on ICQ Juicy I will hook you up. :thumbsup

chartgraves 01-04-2007 09:03 AM
......this is the GFY forums :) If you need help ICQ me and I will give you a full rundown on the best tips to get laid from MySpace - I counted a couple nights ago off my list and 74 of the girls I have nailed the last 3 years are from MySpace - I dont know if this is a good thing or not, but I got MySpace game! lol.

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:03 AM
look at this http://www.myspace.com/sosdaniela

looks like a slut!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Romance 01-04-2007 09:03 AM
I am missing out on this my space thing living in South America..Keep me posted!

Mr. Romance

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11655239)
Hit me up on ICQ Juicy I will hook you up. :thumbsup


:boyalley :boyalley :boyalley :boyalley :boyalley :boyalley

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 11655244)
I am missing out on this my space thing living in South America..Keep me posted!

Mr. Romance

there must be myspca ho's in southa meroca!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:06 AM
if anybody wants XVN minutes lmk ntw

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:07 AM
this chick has potential

http://a232.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...7bce61145f.jpg

chartgraves 01-04-2007 09:07 AM
currently helping Juicy on ICQ

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:13 AM
this one could use some juicy loving

http://a103.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...43eed08eee.jpg

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:21 AM
i hope my good looks dont intimidate the chicks

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:23 AM
this one looks like she is into anal

http://a351.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...dc0ba9a596.jpg

Ramos 01-04-2007 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11655355)
this one looks like she is into anal

http://a351.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...dc0ba9a596.jpg
tranny???

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramos (Post 11655366)
tranny???
hold on ill ask her :1orglaugh

Pete-KT 01-04-2007 09:26 AM
have fun Juicy

chartgraves 01-04-2007 09:27 AM
Juicy now has the tools he needs to correctly get laid at 11am (his time, NYC) off of MySpace.

[08:08] NicheShops: ok while I am looking I will give you a hint - only message the girls that have logged in today
[08:08] NicheShops: that means they have a job most likely and are at work - they have lunch coming up.....
[08:09] NicheShops: ahhh shit man - this is gonna be tough! You dont have your profile css'd out or even filled out!
[08:09] NicheShops: and your top 8 is a bunch of porn stars - not real life profiles - lol
[08:09] NicheShops: girls are gonna think you are creepy!
[08:09] 116999839: i am grade A filet mignon beef
[08:09] NicheShops: hahaha
[08:09] 116999839: my looks do the talking lolllllllll
[08:10] NicheShops: ok - well you got a good main picture
[08:11] NicheShops: do a search for girls with in 10 miles of your zip code and filter it so you only search "single, divoriced, and swinger"
[08:11] NicheShops: look for the ones that are "online now"
[08:12] NicheShops: if you just want a quick lay then I would just pick a fatty and degrade her
[08:12] NicheShops: Anything else your best bet would be to say "Hey, I saw your profile and I am in your area... You ever been really crazy and met up with a guy for lunch"
[08:13] 116999839: nice line
[08:13] NicheShops: you gotta spark their interest with a good opening line - if you are lame and say "wanna meet up for lunch" they wont even try - Spark there interest, complime4nt them on something they normally do not get complimented on (not their tits)
[08:14] NicheShops: then pull out the line - "I'm going out to lunch in a few - was being a little adventurous and seeing if you would want to be my lunch date - im pretty cute"
[08:14] 116999839: thats a good one
[08:15] NicheShops: yeah im full of them - Ive figured out you gotta be different than the rest of the guys on MySpace that are hitting on the same girls :) plus being sexy helps
[08:16] 116999839: nice tips man@!!!!
[08:16] NicheShops: look for a girl around 24-29 years old - They are more likely to hang out because they are "looking for the one" or some bullshit. A younger girl will want to talk first
[08:17] 116999839: true , i hate the talking bullshit

natas 01-04-2007 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chartgraves (Post 11655382)
[08:12] NicheShops: if you just want a quick lay then I would just pick a fatty and degrade her
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:30 AM
this one is definately looking for some dick

http://a627.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...fadebbd84a.jpg

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by natas (Post 11655398)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AZSarah 01-04-2007 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chartgraves (Post 11655382)
Juicy now has the tools he needs to correctly get laid at 11am (his time, NYC) off of MySpace.

[08:09] NicheShops: and your top 8 is a bunch of porn stars - not real life profiles - lol
[08:09] NicheShops: girls are gonna think you are creepy!
[08:09] 116999839: i am grade A filet mignon beef
[08:09] NicheShops: hahaha
[08:09] 116999839: my looks do the talking lolllllllll
[08:10] NicheShops: ok - well you got a good main picture
That is hilarious!:1orglaugh
On a side note, Chris, i just deleted you from my friends list :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by APMSarah (Post 11655408)
That is hilarious!:1orglaugh
On a side note, Chris, i just deleted you from my friends list :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

I am GRADE A FILET MIGNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:34 AM
anybody got a myspace massssss email sender? so i can send it to all the ladies?

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:36 AM
Hi there :-)
Hey, I saw your profile and I am in your area... I think we should meet and have some wild sex , no names , no commitments just a good time. Email me back

chartgraves 01-04-2007 09:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by APMSarah (Post 11655408)
That is hilarious!:1orglaugh
On a side note, Chris, i just deleted you from my friends list :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:
haha - I forgot you were on these board for a moment and just revealed some of my MySpace secrets! Juicy gave me a great ideea for the url I got cuddlehustle.com - a dating tip site, and I plan on having a good MySpace section just for Juicy to reference when he is in the mood he is in right now.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11655426)
Hi there :-)
Hey, I saw your profile and I am in your area... I think we should meet and have some wild sex , no names , no commitments just a good time. Email me back
That doesnt work at 11am. They are not drunk yet or even horny most of the time. If you want a whore to fuck at this time of day with lines like that then use CraigsList. It NEVER fails

Here: http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=w4m (for the casual encounter section!!)

OMG Juicy - GO GO GO HERE (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/257473445.html) posted 20 minutes ago and she wants to fuck and all you have to do is bring blow or meth!!! (I forget what "tina" is slang for)

ztik 01-04-2007 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11655426)
Hi there :-)
Hey, I saw your profile and I am in your area... I think we should meet and have some wild sex , no names , no commitments just a good time. Email me back
I am so going to copy and paste this to the 50 girls that are online now

AZSarah 01-04-2007 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11655414)
I am GRADE A FILET MIGNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I always order the petite filet ... :Oh crap

chartgraves 01-04-2007 09:52 AM
LOL at the druggie on CL I am hooking you up with Juicy - She sent me her pic when I told her I had drugs... Tattooed Girl....

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1...69r1161cg4.jpg

See how easy it is to get laid? Took me 5 minutes and if I lived in NY I could be doing an ugly girl. If you feel like going hogging Juicy and taking a grenade she lives right by prospect park on ocean avenue in Brooklyn, and I have her phone number lol.

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 09:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by APMSarah (Post 11655464)
I always order the petite filet ... :Oh crap
you deserve grade a FILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aneros Josh 01-04-2007 10:48 AM
Juicy...here is an instructional video for you....come to think about it, I think you may be in it...hahaha

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=73783 8151

TimBlaze 03-21-2007 04:13 PM
Get Money----fuck Bitches


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