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AaronM 01-02-2007 08:05 PM

Are you going to want a hooker in Vegas?
 
I've just booked them ALL. Not a single hoe in town that is not working for me that week. I got the pros, the amateurs, the agency girls, and the independents.

Hit me up on ICQ if you want to book one of these whores. I require a 50% non-refundable deposit.

NO EXCEPTIONS.


And before you think you will get lucky with one at the hotel bar.....The only one's left are trannys. Don't worry 12Clicks, I have the best tranny reserved for you all week.

ICQ me to set dates and arrange for your deposits. 311853413

boneprone 01-02-2007 08:07 PM

You should use the Anal Hobbit's tip on getting Escorts for cheap!

AaronM 01-02-2007 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11641902)
You should use the Anal Hobbit's tip on getting Escorts for cheap!


Why should I do that? I'm getting a cut of all the action this way and the pussy is free for me.

seeric 01-02-2007 08:08 PM

3 please.


actually please send mine to l.a. not going to vegas. once a year in the summer for xbiz is enough for me.


meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



aaron i miss your tight ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








leave me more myspace comments please.

boneprone 01-02-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11641913)
3 please.


actually please send mine to l.a. not going to vegas. once a year in the summer for xbiz is enough for me.


meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



aaron i miss your tight ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








leave me more myspace comments please.



Myspace??

Are you using the Anal Hobbits tips to pick up hot ass??

AaronM 01-02-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11641913)
3 please.


actually please send mine to l.a. not going to vegas. once a year in the summer for xbiz is enough for me.


meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



aaron i miss your tight ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








leave me more myspace comments please.



My tight ass and I should be in LA tomorrow.

Juicy D. Links 01-02-2007 08:13 PM

whats the going rate for full service?

digifan 01-02-2007 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11641893)
I've just booked them ALL. Not a single hoe in town that is not working for me that week. I got the pros, the amateurs, the agency girls, and the independents.

Hit me up on ICQ if you want to book one of these whores. I require a 50% non-refundable deposit.

NO EXCEPTIONS.


And before you think you will get lucky with one at the hotel bar.....The only one's left are trannys. Don't worry 12Clicks, I have the best tranny reserved for you all week.

ICQ me to set dates and arrange for your deposits. 311853413

Good job Aaron :thumbsup

AaronM 01-02-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11641949)
whats the going rate for full service?


My whores rates are based for their time only. The rates start at $300 per hour and can go up from there.

Tipping is appreciated but no illegal activities will be tolerated.

Juicy D. Links 01-02-2007 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11642000)
My whores rates are based for their time only. The rates start at $300 per hour and can go up from there.

Tipping is appreciated but no illegal activities will be tolerated.

Ii only last about 4 minutes , can i share them?

boneprone 01-02-2007 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11642018)
Ii only last about 4 minutes , can i share them?


Ill go halfs with ya man.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 01-02-2007 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11641902)
You should use the Anal Hobbit's tip on getting Escorts for cheap!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ER!C L!VE 01-02-2007 08:25 PM

What does around the world go for these days? :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 01-02-2007 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11642030)
Ill go halfs with ya man.

done , we can also do a double team , i want the back casue i can lay my ashtray on here lower back , we can HIGH FIVE each other also

chupacabra 01-02-2007 08:26 PM

if you've somehow booked up Lucy Thai (and i will call to confirm!) then i will indeed be needing your services as the 'pimp du jour' soon my friend.

seriously though, i think amy's handling of the star-class talent in vegas has been pretty damn lacking these last couple of years... the real hotties deserve a better environment to perform their art..!

:winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 01-02-2007 08:26 PM

this reminds me , someone remind me to get some pills from my doc ie: levitra,cialis and such for Vegas

AaronM 01-02-2007 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11642018)
Ii only last about 4 minutes , can i share them?


When multiple "Johns" are involved, there is a 50% per "John" surcharge.

So....2 people would start at $450, 3 people at $600...and so forth.

Hit me up on ICQ if you want more details. 311853413

boneprone 01-02-2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11642042)
done , we can also do a double team , i want the back casue i can lay my ashtray on here lower back , we can HIGH FIVE each other also

Yep!!

I love it when double team. Usually the whore is so preoccupied, she doesnt notice when i slip the condom off and fuck her bareback..

I love doing a sneak attack and sliping in my sperm and not letting her know.

Juicy D. Links 01-02-2007 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11642047)
When multiple "Johns" are involved, there is a 50% per "John" surcharge.

So....2 people would start at $450, 3 people at $600...and so forth.

Hit me up on ICQ if you want more details. 311853413

ok nice thx for the reservation yo!!!!

Boneprone i booked it , you are John #2 i am John #1

We can kick it to her all night , also i want to nail her in the ass

Juicy D. Links 01-02-2007 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11642053)
Yep!!

I love it when double team. Usually the whore is so preoccupied, she doesnt notice when i slip the condom off and fuck her bareback..

I love doing a sneak attack and sliping in my sperm and not letting her know.


ill pack the astroglide , ill distract her as you do the sneak attack , i also want to give her a Roman war helmet

PersianKitty 01-02-2007 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11641910)
Why should I do that? I'm getting a cut of all the action this way and the pussy is free for me.


Hmmppphfff..

<scoffs at the thought of free kitties>

seeric 01-02-2007 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11641926)
Myspace??

Are you using the Anal Hobbits tips to pick up hot ass??

yes i live by his rules.

:thumbsup

seeric 01-02-2007 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11642042)
done , we can also do a double team , i want the back casue i can lay my ashtray on here lower back , we can HIGH FIVE each other also

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


whre is our pic of doing BP4L in the DJ booth at Xbiz show??????????????????//

Huggles 01-02-2007 08:36 PM

What if I just want to watch Juicy go down on a fat chick?

Juicy D. Links 01-02-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11642085)
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


whre is our pic of doing BP4L in the DJ booth at Xbiz show??????????????????//

:helpme :helpme :helpme hmmmm i gotta see where i put those pics yooooooooooooooooooooo

seeric 01-02-2007 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11642091)
:helpme :helpme :helpme hmmmm i gotta see where i put those pics yooooooooooooooooooooo

BP4GUIDO yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

starpimps 01-02-2007 08:42 PM

escorts are not hookers okay
they are more classy
lol

AaronM 01-02-2007 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty (Post 11642081)
Hmmppphfff..

<scoffs at the thought of free kitties>


Holy shit.....I thought you had left his place.

Nice to see you're still around.

AaronM 01-02-2007 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 11642090)
What if I just want to watch Juicy go down on a fat chick?


Get him drunk. Fat chicks fuck for free.

12clicks 01-02-2007 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11641893)
Don't worry 12Clicks, I have the best tranny reserved for you all week.

thanks buddy!

AaronM 01-02-2007 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11642275)
thanks buddy!


My pleasure. :thumbsup

Profits of Doom 01-02-2007 10:39 PM

Do I get charged half price if I book a midget? I've always wanted to test that old cliche about her tiny hands making my cock look bigger...

Dragar 01-02-2007 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11641893)
I've just booked them ALL. Not a single hoe in town that is not working for me that week. I got the pros, the amateurs, the agency girls, and the independents.

Hit me up on ICQ if you want to book one of these whores. I require a 50% non-refundable deposit.

NO EXCEPTIONS.


And before you think you will get lucky with one at the hotel bar.....The only one's left are trannys. Don't worry 12Clicks, I have the best tranny reserved for you all week.

ICQ me to set dates and arrange for your deposits. 311853413

nope no hookers I got my own stuff :pimp

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PersianKitty 01-02-2007 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11642256)
Holy shit.....I thought you had left his place.

Nice to see you're still around.


I never leave.. that's why the light is always on ;)

AaronM 01-02-2007 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty (Post 11642886)
I never leave.. that's why the light is always on ;)



Thank you Mr. Bodett. :thumbsup

rounders 01-02-2007 11:36 PM

I need a hookerrr

ArkansasDave 01-03-2007 12:10 AM

Hookers?? what are they? never heard of such a thing in Vegas!

Martina Warren 01-03-2007 01:34 AM

This thread is gay!

BSleazy 01-03-2007 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11641893)
I've just booked them ALL. Not a single hoe in town that is not working for me that week. I got the pros, the amateurs, the agency girls, and the independents.

Hit me up on ICQ if you want to book one of these whores. I require a 50% non-refundable deposit.

NO EXCEPTIONS.


And before you think you will get lucky with one at the hotel bar.....The only one's left are trannys. Don't worry 12Clicks, I have the best tranny reserved for you all week.

ICQ me to set dates and arrange for your deposits. 311853413


You got the hookup in MI?

TheDatingNetworkCameron 01-03-2007 04:13 AM

This is a great thread. I'm laughing the whole time I'm reading it. Thanks for the comedy Aaron.

4Man 01-03-2007 05:26 AM

Thanks for laugh but no

vidvicious 01-03-2007 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11642000)
My whores rates are based for their time only. The rates start at $300 per hour and can go up from there.

Tipping is appreciated but no illegal activities will be tolerated.


Would skat be considered illegal activities ? ... Maye be a little Anal gaping too

Vegas Ken 01-03-2007 12:57 PM

Man! I guess you snooze you lose!

scouser 01-03-2007 01:00 PM

Haha I don't even honestly know if this thread is serious or not...
:o


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