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minusonebit 01-01-2007 09:08 PM

Why You Should Never Let Kids Play With the Stove
 
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Gas cooker blows up island

Friday, December 29, 2006

This was the staggering scene after a faulty gas cooker exploded in a timber-framed shack ? and devastated a tiny Caribbean island.

The blast caused an inferno that leapt from hut to hut, taking less than ten minutes to sweep across Soledad Miria.

Many of the 1,014 inhabitants dived into the sea or took to fishing boats to escape. More than a third ? 348 ? were injured but, amazingly, no one died.

sicone 01-01-2007 09:10 PM

what the fuck does that have to do with kids?

do you even read what you post?

p0rnus 01-01-2007 09:11 PM

thats alot of people on one island

jMEGA 01-01-2007 09:11 PM

Thats why that one guy with the island on the bottom right has his house there, cuz of shit like this. :)

notabook 01-01-2007 10:21 PM

First it was flouride causes cancer. Then it was cloned meat is a menace. Now it's evil stoves that plan to take over the world. Can't wait to see what you post about next.

Yngwie 01-01-2007 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11634963)
First it was flouride causes cancer. Then it was cloned meat is a menace. Now it's evil stoves that plan to take over the world. Can't wait to see what you post about next.

the next step is a fridge with an ice maker causing head injuries that render the ones injured mentally retarded for the rest of their lives. What happens is the fridge gets tired of doing all the work so when you go to get ice out of it, it launches the ice at you at 200mph and hits your directly in the head. So fridges and ice cause mental retardation and sometimes death.

EBORG9 01-01-2007 11:04 PM

Still pretty amazing that people live that crammed.

Pleasurepays 01-01-2007 11:10 PM

minusonebrain

SPACE GLIDER 01-01-2007 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jMEGA (Post 11634539)
Thats why that one guy with the island on the bottom right has his house there, cuz of shit like this. :)

I wouldn't doubt it. Feel sorry for those people tho.

rodney25 01-02-2007 12:01 AM

Looks like a very crowded community.. Good thing no one died..

Vitasoy 01-02-2007 05:06 AM

Holy shit talk about damn

Przemek 01-02-2007 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 11635022)
the next step is a fridge with an ice maker causing head injuries that render the ones injured mentally retarded for the rest of their lives. What happens is the fridge gets tired of doing all the work so when you go to get ice out of it, it launches the ice at you at 200mph and hits your directly in the head. So fridges and ice cause mental retardation and sometimes death.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But really, it's amazing that so many people live there...

ichauch 01-02-2007 06:30 AM

What do they do all day long? Fishing and fucking?

needlive 01-02-2007 07:39 AM

Thank God that nobody died there


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