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Damnit! It Was The Alcohol and the Weed! Please Believe Me! (pics)
I fucked her! I can't believe it! I called over the girl that someone here has so justifiably named "hahahahahahahahaha" over last night. She was hideous but I was drunk and high! She swallowed and we fucked! Damnit! I can't believe I did that! WTF was I thinking! Shite!! She even said that she doesn't normally fuck black men b/c of our penis size but she thought I was cool! WTF is that about! Ugly ass hoes not fucking black men! She went on to say that she does fuck Mexicans b/c they are so exotic! Bitch please!!
http://imagesd.backpage.com/centrali...jpg--large.jpg http://imagesd.backpage.com/centrali...jpg--large.jpg Fuck that! That's it for me! No more drinking and no more weed (hydro, that is....regular weed is ok! ) |
what the fuck is that thing
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damn dude, there couldn't be enough alcohol OR weed to make THIS do-able!:error
Take a hot shower,...more than one and get some lysol on your ass. :1orglaugh |
God damn man. You coulda at least lied about it or posted a fake pic. I'm not one to be cruel, but that's fucken hideous.
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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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that's just so wrong
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bump so more people see this
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hahaha thanks for a good laugh
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oh shit!
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lollllll
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wtf, was she mauled by a cheetah?
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I think it was more "she fucked you":)
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I really hope your kidding. If not, did you fuck her in that nice ass? :1orglaugh
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That is nasty shit, I would Shoot myself this morn so I wouldn't have to vomit the rest of the day. But on another note hey to each there own and even fat ugly ass hippos need loving 2 :2 cents:
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Need to go get yourself some of that Snakepeel body wash. You know.. The stuff they advertise to wash away the shame of a bad hookup...
Might want a big bottle of it... |
I'd hit it.
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LOL..snakepeel...Was she at least good? |
you're a dick. :321GFY
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ahh a new year you won't forget :)
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If u got footage i can sell that shit! Black Fro's and dirty hoes! I have fucked worse in my earlier days, but am glad to have settled down, so as not to have to wake up to hideous mistakes like this. I am sure she is a lovely girl, but that is a face terrorised by its own existance!
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Isnt she the one from that Escort service someone posted a few days a?:upsidedow
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sucks for you lol
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Just chew your arm off.
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oink oink
That being said, I'd probably fuck her too if I was drunk |
LOL ugly is the name of the game
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wtf is that?!? |
thats fucked :1orglaugh
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I dont remember what i was doing at new year.I have 5 hours memory hole.My friend says i drinked 20 jamaica-votka hehe
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wow thats terrible, shes one porker
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wont hit it
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why would anyone take pictures of that thing
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Only if you would have smoked the good old medical MJ, this would not happen to you.
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I am upping my standards. I'm calling this one tonight and when she gets over, THEN SMOKING! Not that hydro shite, though. Heck no! That stuff makes you do to much fucked up stuff. I just want plain old weed!! http://imagesd.backpage.com/centrali...jpg--large.jpg http://imagesd.backpage.com/centrali...jpg--large.jpg http://dallas.backpage.com/adult/cla...2&name=escorts If this is someone else's pics, let me know. |
Dang!! On second thought, I think this will be my toy for tonight!
http://imagesd.backpage.com/centrali...jpg--large.jpg http://dallas.backpage.com/adult/cla...2&name=escorts |
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http://dallas.backpage.com/adult/cla...6&name=escorts http://imagesd.backpage.com/centrali...jpg--large.jpg http://imagesd.backpage.com/centrali...jpg--large.jpg Good luck :1orglaugh |
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Oooooooooooooooh shite! Good looking out kid!! I'm not drunk and high right now so fuck that! |
Good thing you survived the brawl..
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