Male Nipples
 

Why do men have nipples?

cuz it would look funny without them

they are as useless as tits on a bull.

why do you have eyebrows or eyelashes? why 10 fingers and not 20? why does my dong lean to the left and not the right?... shaddup with your philosophical questions and show me your man tits...

BTDTGTM

human embryos develop mammary tissue before they bother to check on whether they're going to be male or female and start modifying the basic plan with surges of this or that hormone

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I hang Christmas ornaments from mine...gets the girlies all hot.

It's an option given to them, if they want to upgrade and become trans-sexuals

lol....they certainly aren't.... for a lot guys they are highly erogenous areas... and playing with them can be real fun

dont touch my nipples, dont touch my balls, dont go near my asshole.

I know, in deepest recesses of your soul, you really really want it bad.

You love it! :Graucho

That's right... basically, everyone starts out as a female!

Nipples and balls tickle too much.

And I dont know why anyone would want to go near hair man anus. And trust me, I gots some hairy anus.

Want to see?

sure ... even if we didn't want to see it, you'd definitely show it anyway.

Nah...It's too early for such horror! :winkwink:

So girls can suck on them:Graucho

same reason why we got belly buttons

Yep, you're right

The ultimate argument for paranoia:

Why do men have nipples?

Just in case.