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Chris 12-31-2006 09:05 PM

I'm that cranky neightbor you hate
 
if my daugther wakes up one more time cuz if these fuck nut teens in front of my god damn house lighting off shit i am going to............ more than likely bitch about it on gfy :-/
wtf i dont get people :(

Scroto 12-31-2006 09:08 PM

I hear ya, I always hated it when my kids were younger and fuck nuts would wake them up banging shit outside.. ect

run at them naked screaming random crazy shit with the water hose!

Chris 12-31-2006 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto (Post 11628305)
I hear ya, I always hated it when my kids were younger and fuck nuts would wake them up banging shit outside.. ect

run at them naked screaming random crazy shit with the water hose!

it is LITERALY in front of my house
like if i was to back my car out of the driveway
i'd run em over

Scroto 12-31-2006 09:15 PM

They used to do that at the last place i lived. Except this was in the alley way. They would sit around and party, sit on the cars and leave all kinds of trash.

So one night, I waited with the water hose. It was cold out lol. I waited till about 6-7 of the usual assholes showed and jumped out screaming like a crazy mofo and sprayed them!!!

They never came back lol

I supppose i was lucky though because they could have come back later and fucked with the cars or something!

Ghost Of Saddam 12-31-2006 09:18 PM

As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis. :mad:

ToplistBlog_Com 12-31-2006 09:23 PM

Hi Ghost of Saddam,

Nice to meet you....

Scroto 12-31-2006 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost Of Saddam (Post 11628359)
As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis. :mad:

wanna trade hardlinks? :1orglaugh

CDSmith 12-31-2006 09:26 PM

I am that psycho neighbor who would go out and toss those loud fucking neighbor kids over a snow-bank, take their shit and light it off towards their house and bust windows with snowballs and throw ice chunks at their parent's cars.

And it would take 9 cops to take me down.

Spunky 12-31-2006 09:28 PM

Release the hounds on them beatniks

Scroto 12-31-2006 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11628432)
I am that psycho neighbor who would go out and toss those loud fucking neighbor kids over a snow-bank, take their shit and light it off towards their house and bust windows with snowballs and throw ice chunks at their parent's cars.

And it would take 9 cops to take me down.

and then you wake up? :thumbsup

CDSmith 12-31-2006 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto (Post 11628440)
and then you wake up? :thumbsup

You don't know me very well, obviously.

Scroto 12-31-2006 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11628444)
You don't know me very well, obviously.

making a joke is all man :thumbsup

Im like minded, i would rather run them off than let them bother me any longer

CDSmith 12-31-2006 09:55 PM

Last winter, 3 in the morning, some drunken idiot starts banging on my front door in the dead of winter. By the time I get up and get my sweats on he's over at my neighbor's house ( they were out of town at the time ).... I open the front door and yell at the guy "HEY, what the fuck, why all the noise?"

He responds with "FUCK YOU! Why not be a MAN and come talk to me face to face??"

Well...

I head on out the fucking door and out to the sidewalk, and I walk right on up to this loud drunken dipshit and I FUCKING PICKED HIM THE FUCK UP AND TOSSED HIM OVER A 5-FOOT SNOWBANK..... ass-over-teakettle he went, into the snow. That pretty much shut him down but I called 9-1-1 anyway, just to have it on record that there was a disturbance.

I told them that I wasn't sure if he was armed or not.

He was picked up a block from here, never heard about it or heard another word from the dipshit again.


I have no patience for idiocy. come around me or mine with it and seriously, see what happens.

Dagwolf 12-31-2006 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost Of Saddam (Post 11628359)
As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis. :mad:

I bought your leg on eBay. :thumbsup

DWB 12-31-2006 09:59 PM

LOL I have hated you at every place I have ever lived!

Scroto 12-31-2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11628582)
Last winter, 3 in the morning, some drunken idiot starts banging on my front door in the dead of winter. By the time I get up and get my sweats on he's over at my neighbor's house ( they were out of town at the time ).... I open the front door and yell at the guy "HEY, what the fuck, why all the noise?"

He responds with "FUCK YOU! Why not be a MAN and come talk to me face to face??"

Well...

I head on out the fucking door and out to the sidewalk, and I walk right on up to this loud drunken dipshit and I FUCKING PICKED HIM THE FUCK UP AND TOSSED HIM OVER A 5-FOOT SNOWBANK..... ass-over-teakettle he went, into the snow. That pretty much shut him down but I called 9-1-1 anyway, just to have it on record that there was a disturbance.

I told them that I wasn't sure if he was armed or not.

He was picked up a block from here, never heard about it or heard another word from the dipshit again.


I have no patience for idiocy. come around me or mine with it and seriously, see what happens.

lmao! Nice.

So glad my neighborhood is a quiet one now days. Although if some fucktard did as you described, I would taser his ass or something! :1orglaugh

CDSmith 12-31-2006 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto (Post 11628616)
lmao! Nice.

So glad my neighborhood is a quiet one now days. Although if some fucktard did as you described, I would taser his ass or something! :1orglaugh

lol... seriously, every fiber of my being wanted to rip his head off and shit in his lungs.


But my cooler head prevailed and I let the proper authorities handle him.


but one of these days, mark my words.... :mad:



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