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minusonebit 12-31-2006 04:16 AM

Saddam: NOT DEAD
 
After watching all of the videos linked here, and on YouTube... I am going to declare that Saddam is not dead. I have yet to see a video of his neck actually being stretched. The videos I have seen all look at the floor when he supposedly been hanged and the videos are shaky, piss poor quality at that.

They remind me of the landing on the moon. And the videos for that (which have been proven to be fake) were 1000s of times better than these. And the supposed landing on the moon was many years ago, when video and television was in its infancy. Times have changed since then by quite a little bit. We have cameras that can let you count the number of public hairs on a twat.

Yes, yes, I know, they have a body. But whose body? In some countries, you can purchase a recently deceased body for a few hundred dollars in bribes to the right people. We know that he had at least half a dozen lookalikes that he used, how many more could there be out there. And after all, we are talking about the middle east, where like China, they all look the same. Ever try to tell the waitresses in a Chinese restaurant apart? Its not easy sometimes.

Could this be yet another desperate attempt by Bush to salvage his failing presidency and his pathetic poll ratings? He has don't plenty of desperate things in an attempt to accomplish both of these things over the years, knowing him, its hard to believe that he wouldn't go to the length of murder to accomplish that.

So until they prove it more convincingly, Saddam isn't dead.

Deputy Chief Command 12-31-2006 04:18 AM

you are an idiot

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Elixir 12-31-2006 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 11624772)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JD 12-31-2006 04:24 AM

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...e_optimist.jpg

when they announced that Saddam would be hung I predicted retards like you would suffer from diarrhea of the mouth the same day he died

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-31-2006 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11624793)
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...e_optimist.jpg

when they announced that Saddam would be hung I predicted retards like you would suffer from diarrhea of the mouth the same day he died

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoComments 12-31-2006 04:26 AM

Saddam is not dead, and you are not brain dead either.

Quote:

Could this be yet another desperate attempt by Bush to salvage his failing presidency
I'll vote for him in 2008 and so will Guatemalians, Vietnamese and Belorussians.

minusonebit 12-31-2006 04:28 AM

“A truth’s initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed… When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic.” -- Dresden James

who 12-31-2006 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11624764)
After watching all of the videos linked here, and on YouTube... I am going to declare that Saddam is not dead. I have yet to see a video of his neck actually being stretched. The videos I have seen all look at the floor when he supposedly been hanged and the videos are shaky, piss poor quality at that.

They remind me of the landing on the moon. And the videos for that (which have been proven to be fake) were 1000s of times better than these. And the supposed landing on the moon was many years ago, when video and television was in its infancy. Times have changed since then by quite a little bit. We have cameras that can let you count the number of public hairs on a twat.

Yes, yes, I know, they have a body. But whose body? In some countries, you can purchase a recently deceased body for a few hundred dollars in bribes to the right people. We know that he had at least half a dozen lookalikes that he used, how many more could there be out there. And after all, we are talking about the middle east, where like China, they all look the same. Ever try to tell the waitresses in a Chinese restaurant apart? Its not easy sometimes.

Could this be yet another desperate attempt by Bush to salvage his failing presidency and his pathetic poll ratings? He has don't plenty of desperate things in an attempt to accomplish both of these things over the years, knowing him, its hard to believe that he wouldn't go to the length of murder to accomplish that.

So until they prove it more convincingly, Saddam isn't dead.

Wow I believe there've been several conspiracies of late but what you said is way way WAY beyond a conspiracy. It's dementia.

NoComments 12-31-2006 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 11624818)
Wow I believe there've been several conspiracies of late but what you said is way way WAY beyond a conspiracy. It's dementia.

One day GFY will run IQ test. I expect 30% will lose posting abilities afterwards.

edgeprod 12-31-2006 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 11624818)
Wow I believe there've been several conspiracies of late but what you said is way way WAY beyond a conspiracy. It's dementia.

:thumbsup

martinsc 12-31-2006 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11624793)
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...e_optimist.jpg

when they announced that Saddam would be hung I predicted retards like you would suffer from diarrhea of the mouth the same day he died

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lee 12-31-2006 06:20 AM

The point of hanging is to break the neck, not stretch it. You want it stretched? Go buy a rack.

Godsmack 12-31-2006 06:24 AM

yawn!!!!

Dirty F 12-31-2006 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11624764)
After watching all of the videos linked here, and on YouTube... I am going to declare that Saddam is not dead. I have yet to see a video of his neck actually being stretched. The videos I have seen all look at the floor when he supposedly been hanged and the videos are shaky, piss poor quality at that.

They remind me of the landing on the moon. And the videos for that (which have been proven to be fake) were 1000s of times better than these. And the supposed landing on the moon was many years ago, when video and television was in its infancy. Times have changed since then by quite a little bit. We have cameras that can let you count the number of public hairs on a twat.

Yes, yes, I know, they have a body. But whose body? In some countries, you can purchase a recently deceased body for a few hundred dollars in bribes to the right people. We know that he had at least half a dozen lookalikes that he used, how many more could there be out there. And after all, we are talking about the middle east, where like China, they all look the same. Ever try to tell the waitresses in a Chinese restaurant apart? Its not easy sometimes.

Could this be yet another desperate attempt by Bush to salvage his failing presidency and his pathetic poll ratings? He has don't plenty of desperate things in an attempt to accomplish both of these things over the years, knowing him, its hard to believe that he wouldn't go to the length of murder to accomplish that.

So until they prove it more convincingly, Saddam isn't dead.


Go take your meds and until then stop posting.

CheneyRumsfeld 12-31-2006 07:02 AM

you are minus a hell of a lot more than one bit

BitAudioVideo 12-31-2006 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee (Post 11625187)
The point of hanging is to break the neck, not stretch it. You want it stretched? Go buy a rack.

~146 people were hanged in 2005. 2/3 died of strangulation, 1/3 from the neck breaking.

There are 4 main forms of hanging.

Short or no drop hanging = the prisoner drops just a few inches, and their suspended body weight and physical struggling causes the noose to tighten, normally resulting in death by strangulation

Suspension hanging = lifted into the air using a crane or other mechanism. Death is caused in the same way as with short drop hanging

Standard drop hanging = 4-6 feet, which may or may not break their neck.

measured or long drop hanging = the distance the person falls when the trapdoors open is calculated according to the weight and physique of the person and is designed to break the neck.

4Man 12-31-2006 07:23 AM

That is not throooo!!!

jimthefiend 12-31-2006 07:23 AM

You are an idiot.

Fabien 12-31-2006 07:34 AM

Of course there is a possibility that he's not dead, he's worth billions of dollars ! Anything's possible. You can buy anything/anyone with cold hard cash $$$$

Look at Enron's asshole. He committed suicide (apparently) so easy to get a freshly dead body for a few bucks and disapear......


As for "Maddas" (mad ass, get it ?) hummm yeah, i think he's dead
.

DraX 12-31-2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 11624772)

great link, it made my day, now im 100% convinced im an idiot :thumbsup

swedguy 12-31-2006 08:23 AM

Mmmmkay!

Lets just say that they did not hang him. They can't really release him into free and tell him to not say anything to anyone about it.

What would they win on hanging a lookalike instead of himself?
Bush will lock him into a closet in the white house and use him as his personal adviser?

EBORG9 12-31-2006 09:45 AM

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wow.

djroof 12-31-2006 09:47 AM

interesting............

jabula 12-31-2006 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 11624772)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jarmusch 12-31-2006 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11624764)
Times have changed since then by quite a little bit. We have cameras that can let you count the number of public hairs on a twat.

Ever thought the leaked footage could have been filmed with a fucking cellphone camera?

american pervert 12-31-2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 11624852)
One day GFY will run IQ test. I expect 30% will lose posting abilities afterwards.

only 30%? you are being much to kind

FetishTom 12-31-2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11624764)
We have cameras that can let you count the number of public hairs on a twat.

...am counting and reached 248 on you so far

p0rnus 12-31-2006 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 11624772)
you are an idiot

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so fucking funny!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xxxdesign-net 12-31-2006 09:58 AM

lol... and what would be the motive again?

stickyfingerz 12-31-2006 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 11624818)
Wow I believe there've been several conspiracies of late but what you said is way way WAY beyond a conspiracy. It's dementia.


You know whats sad though. Everyone would of agreed on that same thing for any 911 crap theories that came out the first 6 months after 911. I guarantee that these looney bins will soon chip away and chip away and chip away until a good percentage believe Saddam is still alive. Mark my words.

Tuga 12-31-2006 09:59 AM

you Are So Stupid It's Not Even Funny

he-fox 12-31-2006 10:00 AM

i love gfy

eink 12-31-2006 10:02 AM

i love the idiot swf

stickyfingerz 12-31-2006 10:04 AM

LOOSE CHANGE RELEASES VIDEO SHOWING HOW SADDAM IS REALLY ALIVE!

crockett 12-31-2006 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11625818)
You know whats sad though. Everyone would of agreed on that same thing for any 911 crap theories that came out the first 6 months after 911. I guarantee that these looney bins will soon chip away and chip away and chip away until a good percentage believe Saddam is still alive. Mark my words.

I said that as soon as I saw the vid yesterday. It wasn't even 5 mins after I posted and someone was saying he wasn't dead.


Ummm I just have one question for the people that think he's alive. What benefit would it be to anyone if they faked his hanging? The Iraqi's hate the fucker, they didn't want him alive anymore than we did.

CaptainHowdy 12-31-2006 10:07 AM

LOL ! It's your opinion I guess...

stickyfingerz 12-31-2006 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11625889)
I said that as soon as I saw the vid yesterday. It wasn't even 5 mins after I posted and someone was saying he wasn't dead.


Ummm I just have one question for the people that think he's alive. What benefit would it be to anyone if they faked his hanging? The Iraqi's hate the fucker, they didn't want him alive anymore than we did.

Fuck you know what I think Im going to make my own video and fill the page up with google ads. Get all the fuckin loons to click on my links.

marumari 12-31-2006 10:26 AM

whos been to bohemian grove?

stickyfingerz 12-31-2006 10:27 AM

Ok I now own SaddamNotDead.com :thumbsup

Jarmusch 12-31-2006 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11626005)
Ok I now own SaddamNotDead.com :thumbsup

What a waste of reg fee. :pimp

Jarmusch 12-31-2006 10:31 AM

And minusonebit, you change your name to minusonemarble.

stickyfingerz 12-31-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 11626012)
What a waste of reg fee. :pimp

haha we'll see. Im sitting here with enough equipment and video experience to fuck with all the nutjobs lol

CC 12-31-2006 10:35 AM

You are either on crack or really, really stupid. For your sake, I hope it's the former.

SmokeyTheBear 12-31-2006 10:49 AM

looked real to me .. one thing a tad suspicious to me is the placing of the hood around saddam's neck.. doesn't make any sense.. i would think evenn if only a tiny bit its going to protect the neck.. if you slipped a metal band in the cloth it would protect the neck quite well. The video released so far was so poor its hard to know anything for sure..

A few things that stand out as "NOT" a fake is the fact there were so many people watching.. If they were faking someones death they certainly wouldnt let a dude with a camera phone in , nor would they have so many people present

I found it quite revolting they let the guards mock him before his death and the general "mob" mentality of the room...

TexasDreams 12-31-2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11624764)
They remind me of the landing on the moon. And the videos for that (which have been proven to be fake) were 1000s of times better than these. And the supposed landing on the moon was many years ago, when video and television was in its infancy. Times have changed since then by quite a little bit. We have cameras that can let you count the number of public hairs on a twat.

So until they prove it more convincingly, Saddam isn't dead.

You're right, he isn't dead. He's alive and well, and is vacationing on the moon while learning the banjo. :)

http://www.blingstudio.com/astrosaddam.jpg

Narfle 12-31-2006 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 11624852)
One day GFY will run IQ test. I expect 30% will lose posting abilities afterwards.

And that will mean the end of dumbass threads like this?

Besides, you failed the IQ test by honestly beliving that GFY will one day run an IQ test, please stop posting :D

stickyfingerz 12-31-2006 11:12 AM

Ok site is up www.SaddamNotDead.com

minusonebit 12-31-2006 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee (Post 11625187)
The point of hanging is to break the neck, not stretch it. You want it stretched? Go buy a rack.

You know what I mean.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 11625742)
Ever thought the leaked footage could have been filmed with a fucking cellphone camera?

Yeah, and most cell phone cameras give at least a perceptable view of what is going on. For what little details these videos show, I could have been the one hanged.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FetishTom (Post 11625756)
...am counting and reached 248 on you so far

What are you doing looking at naked pictures of me, you sick fuck?

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11626005)
Ok I now own SaddamNotDead.com :thumbsup

I'll buy that domain, how much you want for it?

minusonebit 12-31-2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 11625742)
Ever thought the leaked footage could have been filmed with a fucking cellphone camera?

They got a really good picture of his dog getting the noose.

http://www.islamofascisme.dk/wp-cont...og_166272c.jpg

stickyfingerz 12-31-2006 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11626476)
You know what I mean.



Yeah, and most cell phone cameras give at least a perceptable view of what is going on. For what little details these videos show, I could have been the one hanged.



What are you doing looking at naked pictures of me, you sick fuck?



I'll buy that domain, how much you want for it?

haha make an offer.


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