So, what are you thinking about?
 

Ladies, is there a handbook that your mothers give you before you reach womanhood detailing all of the ways how to make guys feel awkward? If so, please save the next generation of men some grief and don't hand it to your daughters.

So, what are you thinking about right now?

Argh...

I'm thinking about you getting naked, putting little hats on your pee-pee, taking pictures, and emailing them to me.


Let's get to work on that.