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Huggles 12-30-2006 12:52 PM

Scotch filled chocolates
 
I got a box of scotch filled chocolates for Christmas, I ate one, nearly vomited and shit my pants at the same time, then proceeded to throw the box out of the window on the way home


The same guy who designed that "candy" probably would be the same guy to submit a gallery to the hun of dialers and installs from the domain "europeansarefaggots.com"


Who the fuck would design such a shit candy? who? why?

digifan 12-30-2006 01:04 PM

He has the best.. my favorite is plum in madeira though.. mmmmmm
http://www.thesweetieshop.co.uk/acat...hocolates.html

baddog 12-30-2006 01:25 PM

You should be shot. Nothing makes chocolate taste better than a shot of scotch to wash it down with.

Fizzgig 12-30-2006 01:40 PM

I love chocolate liqueurs. Brandy and rum are great, I don't know if I've tried Scotch ones.

baddog 12-30-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig (Post 11621139)
I love chocolate liqueurs. Brandy and rum are great, I don't know if I've tried Scotch ones.

brandy, rum, khalua, tequila, scotch . . . .all great IMHO

wyldworx 12-30-2006 01:42 PM

you are an oxygen theif, I would have eaten them you fucking waster, then proceed to tell of such exploits. Swallow shit you scum!

Huggles 12-30-2006 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11621043)
You should be shot. Nothing makes chocolate taste better than a shot of scotch to wash it down with.



Not the scotch that was inside these. It was like someone scraped the fermented smegma off John Holmes' corpse and mixed it with Lara Roxx HIV+ anal juices and served it up inside chocolate. It was not cool man, not cool. Worst "scotch" I have ever tasted.

Juilan 12-30-2006 03:20 PM

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down in my belly

Jarmusch 12-30-2006 03:24 PM

You could have mailed me the box, I would take good care of it. :D

Doctor Dre 12-30-2006 03:27 PM

You should have sent them over to me stoopid.

baddog 12-30-2006 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 11621181)
It was like someone scraped the fermented smegma off John Holmes' corpse and mixed it with Lara Roxx HIV+ anal juices and served it up inside chocolate.

I am not sure I want to know how you know what that would taste like.

Jace 12-30-2006 03:31 PM

i can deal with almost any hard liquor, but I hate scotch

i love me some single malt whiskey though


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