I think I have the FLU for the first time in my life.....
 

I have never had the flu, in fact I RARELY get sick...maybe a head cold once a year or something simple that goes away in a day

I am now on day 3 of my head feeling like a lead weight, constant bathroom trips to piss out my asshole and now to top it all off, my stomach is feeling queezy like I am about to vomit

FUCKING GREAT!

I had it four days ago... was down hard for a couple of days. It sucks, and you just have to sleep it off. Drink lots of water


Feel better soon mate! :)

ah yea man, i had that flu... the runs are gonna be clear as water and you're going to be vomiting and dry heaving so bad... was horrible, I couldn't even hold down a sip of water for more than 20 minutes

its a 24 hour thing.. expect hell shortly :)

You already called the doctor?

i have felt it coming on for like 3 days now, basically just felt like a head cold with no energy

last night the shitting came and carried on into today, now the stomach is getting upset

I don't like being sick

I had it christmas day:(
Definetly the anal faucet in action.
It lasted a good 3 days.

what is he going to do? LOL....tell me to sleep, drink plenty of water and take vitamins

Get that flu shot early every year.

i think it is because you have sickness...i have also been sick in my life!!!

Time to send someone out to get you some saltine crackers, gingerale, gatoraid and theraflu (powdered lemon flavor is my preference).

Take some antibiotiks. :Oh crap

That is just plain silly. His body will fight it off just fine without them. Taking them for something silly like the flu would only potentially make him somewhat useless to that antibiotic in the future.

exactly

the flu goes away on it's own with the proper care, no use feeding myself pills that could possibly not work as well next time because I chose to take them for something as silly as a cold

I have plenty of theraflu, zicam, soup and cozy beds

I had flu last month. This month it's bronchitis. :(

Have the mrs. get you some ginger ale to sip.
Be sure it's nice and chilled before you try to drink it.
Don't gulp it down either. Sip sip sip.
You'll probably still puke it up, but it's about the only thing I can stomach when I get that.