Have you ever had sex?
 

I've tried it, it rocks!

:pimp

A few times, but then I got married:(

Nope, I heard you get HIV that way.

Does bumpin into a fat ladys ass at a very crowded after x-mas sale count?

no :( 678

Only if the encounter was close enough to make your nose smell like shit

at least you're honest....

if painting lipstick on your hand doesn't count as sex than I am sure many here haven't

nope :1orglaugh

not recently

Sex? is that a new drug or something?

well, what do you expect when he doesn't even last eight characters?

Sex ? What's the URL ?

Its overrated

Is that like heroin?

No no, it's the thing where you insert your penis into a vagina .. in and out .. for up to 3 minutes at each session .. then 24-72 hours of reload time is needed

Is that what your penis is for?! eww!

yeah... it happends from time to time!

God will kill you

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Dude I dont know why I found that so funny, its so old but still :thumbsup

Im Amish its forbidden.... :Oh crap

only with mom

Is that some kind of a Christmas ritual?

:pimp what is that? :pimp

I'm a virgin.

Yes,yes I have ..many times..and it feels good

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

also a few times!

sex? not until im married... :321GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What was that? never heard of it..:1orglaugh

never have :(

Nope. Never. I have to stay at the top of my game.

Not before I posted that almost the same thread 3 years ago. :winkwink:

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Right now as a matter of fact!:thumbsup

I am still a vrigin with two kids ... Blink Blink ::: ...

i tried it once, wasn't as fun as i thought it was, so i went and played basketball

Sounds interesting...lol at you guys...

i tried it, it is good

I did, It was 1995...

not since last night

I have it every night. But then I wake up, and it spoils the entire dream. :Oh crap