Signatures that suck
 

use this thread to narc out all the lamers that don't want to follow the sig rules

i'll start with archer [exceeds size guidelines]

i double that.. archer for having gay shit in his sig
looks like a hpa

My signature rules!

also "lev" with this one:
http://web.redbox.cz/magicpix/procashv20.gif

please vote!!!!!!

Huh?

ahaha that shit is grusome

I hate muthafuckers who aren't sporting Dark Dollars buttons in their sig...........

i hate motherfuckers also. let's start a poll whether people like motherfuckers or not!

Might be useful if you made your banner clickable. I love gothic girls, how are your conversions doing so far?

My sig is cool!

All I see a white rectangle.

LOL

and what's not cool about a white rectangle?

He could have drawn little tits in the middle of the rectangle but he left it blank, bland & boring.
Maybe I should just install the flash required to view his sig.

um, oops, damn programmers ;))


conversions are decent overall...so far looks like Alternativegirls is leading the pack, but so far it's about 99% our own tarrgeted traffic...it'll be interesting to see what happens when the TGP traffic and such starts rolling in....

Then Im glad I've got DarkDollars in my sig

You have programmers to link buttons for you?

Uh.. are you hiring? :)

today i'm going to nark out:

Ripp

here is an extract from his sig:




<hr>

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<b><font color="#80ff80">CLICK A LINK</font> - <font color="orange">Make MO MONEY</font></b> :thumbsup

Mine's for rent.

Do you have the Flash plugin installed?

Is there anyone else that does not see my sig? Do you only see a white rectangle?

... I have the flash plugin installed too ... and I only see a white rectangle ... so I guess something is fucked up with your sig ... but I kinda like it ... do a screenshot and tell the rest of the world what we are supposed to see ...

I'LL CHECK THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!

http://www.elitesexsites.com/untitled.JPG

... thanks ... now I finaly know how your sig looks like ... but to be honest ... I prefer the white recangle !!

:-))

LMAO!

no, we just blame everything on the programmers ;)

"LMAO!"
let me correct ... LM"MF"AO

You should see the motion too!

I'm just curious if anyone would click on a white rectangle

its not that great really, looks like just a swish generated text effect.

fucking flash banners that keep asking for a plug in i already have suck ass.

ARCHER for SURE!

im tired of seeing some fags playin ass darts on half the posts. i dont wanna be an asshole but archer...that shit makes me fucking sick...if you wanna be a pin-cushion thats fine, but i dont need to see it on every third post i read.

and dont go comparing it to straight porn sigs...thats the normal..how YOU were conceived...the Natural thing to do!
your dad didnt get you by sticking his shlong into some hairy doods ass now did he!

anyway just my :2 cents:

My sig sucks!

:helpme

Mine is broke, but only Lens can fix it...

lol

this post is just for tree!

i don't talk about your mother getting buttfucked by your father..... so why bring my parents into it?

u complain too much..that usually indicates latent homosexuality.

dude can you resize your sig banner to 120 x 60

How about 1x6?

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Anyone not gettingthe 5% by having DD link :)

ok I want to add french mojo with this little gem: http://www.totemcash.com/ads/banners...160x120_08.gif

I dislike the gay ones.. eeeeeeuuuiiihhh

wait until I figure out how to use photoshop, then I'll make a sig of my own.

damn. I thought this thread had run its course.

If it keeps up, i'll have to put a buttfucking pic back up.

I wanna get mine to line up but it doesn't seem to work right, anybody wanna help me fix that shit for the benefit of ALL GFY users? hehe

Narc's always float to the surface, thats why you cement their feet.

I see a grey rectangle. :)

i would click a white rectangle...

How about some pretty boy oral sex. A blowjob is a blowjob, right?

Make sure it's animated.

How many times have I told you this now?

Yes its only a white triangle, I have the plug in your sig asks for, I dont even know why it asks for a flash plug in, I surf sites all day not one asks me for a plug in, but whatever fucking thread you post in asks me for a flash plug in, I figure after the third time in telling you this, you mighta guessed it.

:winkwink: