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webmasterchecks 12-27-2006 10:01 PM

how do you pick you on girls?
 
i like to first get a few drinks in me to loosen up, then i find every opportunity to talk to a chick, i figure its like conversion ratios, the more hits you get, the more likely a sale. but the strategy is just find any excuse to hang out by a girl and talk, i think that its a much better approach than just straight up walking up to a girl and throwing a line out

doesnt work every night but i can say that i did what i could, the old colldge try

Spunky 12-27-2006 10:04 PM

I plop my member on the table

reynold 12-27-2006 10:08 PM

There are various startegies for various types of women.

webmasterchecks 12-27-2006 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11604827)
I plop my member on the table

it may not work often, but when it does, you know its a sure thing!

webmasterchecks 12-27-2006 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold (Post 11604834)
There are various startegies for various types of women.


what is the strategy for a gorgous blonde, about 5'6", green or blue eyes, sweet girl next door type, about 23-24?

EBORG9 12-27-2006 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 11604845)
what is the strategy for a gorgous blonde, about 5'6", green or blue eyes, sweet girl next door type, about 23-24?

Where is she? Ill do a test run, and you can follow up , after me.

madawgz 12-27-2006 10:20 PM

lol comparing the chat ratios :1orglaugh

SomeCreep 12-27-2006 10:22 PM

I walk straight up and tell them, "you pick you on me."

CyberHustler 12-27-2006 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 11604870)
I walk straight up and tell them, "you pick you on me."

me too....

maxcarter101 12-27-2006 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 11604845)
what is the strategy for a gorgous blonde, about 5'6", green or blue eyes, sweet girl next door type, about 23-24?

In your case the only hope is rape.

stillsexy 12-27-2006 10:31 PM

old school

Psycho_x 12-27-2006 10:34 PM

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webmasterchecks 12-27-2006 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by EBORG9 (Post 11604852)
Where is she? Ill do a test run, and you can follow up , after me.

arizona is amazing, tempe, parts of phx, scottsdale are amazing, whole different story in s phx, glendale, peoria, surprise, etc

most bars in scottsdale/tempe, only thing that changes is the age

Fizzgig 12-27-2006 10:37 PM

That's hilarious!
http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb011.gif

(the cartoon)

hamburg 12-27-2006 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxcarter101 (Post 11604893)
In your case the only hope is rape.

Its not rape, its surprise sex.

webmasterchecks 12-27-2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxcarter101 (Post 11604893)
In your case the only hope is rape.

bro, you dont know anything about me, but haha, thats funny

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-27-2006 10:44 PM

drive an expensive car, dress in armani, and flash the cash, nothing gets a girl's panties wet like a guy with a fat wad of money...

webmasterchecks 12-27-2006 10:51 PM

sure, but whats the approach, the problem with chicks is that they dont, at least often/consistantly throw themselves on guys

CyberHustler 12-27-2006 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 11604970)
sure, but whats the approach, the problem with chicks is that they dont, at least often/consistantly throw themselves on guys

you having girl problems?

Psycho_x 12-27-2006 11:18 PM

Ok .I will walk you through this.

1.Dont walk straight up to her and say "My moms out of town.Would you like to come with me?"

2.Dont tell her that you have been watching her for the past few week (months).That's a crime. And if you are black NYPD will find you.

3.Order her a drink ( Do Not,I repeat Do not order her a Bloody Mary,You could be sending the wrong message.Especially if her name is Mary)

4.During the conversation make sure she know's that you post on GFY. This is for two reasons.First reason is that if she acts like she knows what GFY is.She could have a husband that just wants to watch her get nailed.Second reason is that if she has heard of this board she will instantly know you are filthy rich and this will increase your chances.

5. Make damn sure she knows that you are the one driving the Diablo. If you dont have a Diablo GO FUCKING BUY ONE. I know your cheap ass can afford it.You are an adult webmaster and all webmasters are loaded.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-27-2006 11:35 PM

if I had a diablo, my only pickup line I'd ever use would be "wanna fuck in my diablo?" for real... and it would probably work...

he-fox 12-27-2006 11:40 PM

I´m so hot, that girls are hitting on me

TimBlaze 12-27-2006 11:52 PM

"My name is Tim, and you wouldnt know it by looking at me but I can run really fast"

"My name is Tim, I'm bald, unemployed, and live with my parents"

one or the other :pimp

Nickless 12-28-2006 12:01 AM

I'm both surprised and disappointed at the total lack of:

wanna fuck?

replies.

Nickless 12-28-2006 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 11605064)
if I had a diablo, my only pickup line I'd ever use would be "wanna fuck in my diablo?" for real... and it would probably work...

there you go that's better.

one eight 12-28-2006 01:00 AM

C'mon GFY.. surely we can do better than that...? Where's all the great strategy and lines?!!

Ok i'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but i've come up with a line that Really works... every time, if well-delivered:

i once was talking to a woman who was really hot. So hot, that she was throwing me off my game a little. i kept noticing how hard it was to look at her, and not get distracted by her appearance.

So while she was in the middle of some story, i just blurted out, "Sorry, i can't look at you... you're just too hot, and i can't concentrate on what you're saying" and turned my head in the opposite direction. As I said it, I also put my hand up in between her head and mine, as if to block my view of her. Also, did my best to seem embarrassed or uncomfortable about it.

The longer i kept my hand there, the more she giggled. We kept talking, me looking away, and her talking to my hand... and it was ON.

That first time was cool, because it was spontaneous and fantastic in that moment. But i'm cheesy, and i've created that same situation a couple times since then :1orglaugh with women i didn't even think were that hot just to see... it worked, every time, but never as well as the first.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-28-2006 01:02 AM

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

What time are you going to get off?

Nice legs...what time do they open?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Your blue eyes are so blue that they remind me of the water in my toilet.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

If I'm a pain in the ass... we'll just add more lubricant!

My love for you is like diarehha. I can't hold it in.

Does this smell like chloroform?

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

ADG Webmaster

KrisKross 12-28-2006 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11604827)
I plop my member on the table

Sadly enough, I don't doubt it.

corvette 12-28-2006 08:18 AM

i see you have braces

i have braces too

-Butthead


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