How long your dick is?
 

And how long you want?

32 inches erect... i was involved in an industrial accident about 6 years ago... my penis was severed at the base and was also unable to be recovered..

since there were no donors available, the doctors (for the first time) transplanted a donkey's penis...

the operation was a success heee hawww heee hawww....

I have what i want to have.

Ask how much GFY members make annually next....

:winkwink:

Bro, I think you typed these text by penis :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thats a good one

1 Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilion Meters!

it touches my knee.























Seriously my knee gets very emotional about my penis..

37 yards

My dick is long and loving.

Silly you guys...LOL
it doesn't matter how long it is...
What matters is the performance...take it from me...

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Good then I have nothing to worry about either way. :winkwink:

Mines a long handsome one.

i'm hung like a baby




















9lbs 6 ounces :winkwink:

i have a small dick, 3 inches only

People who lie about their dick size have a very small dick, or why lie about it?

0.2mm erect. I'm packin'

I love men like you... fucking crazy :1orglaugh

15cm and less 5cm

Well, I just measured it and mine is about 6.2 Light Years long.

Mines so small it actually retracts into my body.

How deep is your throat?

ADG Webmaster

lolz!
don`t be mad on me!... this is an really idiot thread!!!
PS: If there is someone with a small small small dick in here, do you think that he will confess at you alredy in front of everybody from GFY?
PS2: I think that long dicks sucks!
PS3: A personal question: Are U gay?!
I found gay people nice people so I don`t really think you are gay! You are suffering I guess! :( Are you complexed by your dick???

I don't have one.
:girl

Guys are more concerned about dick size than women!!! I hate a dick that is too big. It seems exiting because of the novelty, but it ends up not being fun because it hurts! I like my pussy/ ass pounded and you cannot do that with a big dick!!! Most of the feeling in a pussy is the first few inches.
I do have a 12 inch strap-on that I have fucked girls with, but they prefer the six inch one...fucking bitches!!!
Moni Michaels

Funny stupid thread...

It seems to me like girls gathered together and gossip...:):):)

i haven't found mine yet :Oh crap

I would freely tell my actual size. It's not huge and I will not lie about that. :)
Of course, there are many men that will since it's easy to lie on the net.

No one got my funneh... :Oh crap

30'' lol :)

i want a man with a small small dick:) and with a long long tongue :D

a footlong baby ;)

Sometimes I lie on the ground and write my name in the clouds with it.

He-he, many ladies I know were dreaming about a man with a long long tongue. Seems you're not alone :winkwink:

my wife dosen't complain...:)

Mine looks like a big dick, only smaller:1orglaugh

Average size

Brilliant Shirlock!:mad:

Doesn't everybody have atleast 8" ?

I don't care how big mine is......it feels good to me, and isn't that really all that matters to a pimp?

:1orglaugh very possible.

dick is 6'2
tom is 5'10
hairy is anything longer than a half an inch

Long enough to touch someone's liver. :pimp

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that long x2

Ok cant believe I didnt bust these out earlier..



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haha, i like that one!

i can beat you silly with it! ...or was it that i beat it silly? hrm... :disgust

50 millimeters :disgust