Funniest Holiday One-liners?
 

I heard some good ones over the years:

(After receiving a 5-foot tall blue teddy bear)
"I said I wanted a pink one, you IDIOT!!"

(When a neighbor presents a gift bottle of champagne)
"My mom drinks a whole bottle like that by herself every night!"

(Upon seeing a child with a new cherished gift)
"I already have one of those, I don't even play with it anymore."

(When given a time out for cursing)
"I don't want no fucking time out!"

(After over an hour of opening presents)
"Is that ALL?"

(When an older neighbor drops by for a visit)
"Are you poopy? You smell poopy!"


Anyone have any other good ones to share?

Bump for those cool lines, dude! :thumbsup

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