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gleem 12-25-2006 09:40 AM

best christmas EVER! Triple my sales!
 
for the first time in this biz over the last 8 years, instead of having the worst sales day of the year I've had the freakin best, 3x my normal sales to my sponsors, and almost double to my paysite/affiliate program!

Traffic was down almost 50% though, so I can't figure it out, I'm baffled. Guess this year alot of losers decided to buy premium porn memberships instead of commiting suicide :thumbsup

Boobs 12-25-2006 10:01 AM

good job!

teg0 12-25-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 11592043)
Guess this year alot of losers decided to buy premium porn memberships instead of commiting suicide :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gleem 12-25-2006 10:48 AM

am I the only one? Sales are still pouring in this morning! who the fuck are jacking off to porn christmas morning??


maybe it;s a new trend in christmas presents? Like friends or BF/GF's are buying eachother memberships as gifts.. wouldn't that be awesome as a new trend in mainstream gift giving?

Nismo 12-25-2006 11:18 AM

All I know is I Have a top spot on thehun today and ive recieved almost no traffic from it and 0 sales. :(

inthecrack 12-25-2006 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 11592187)
am I the only one?

Yes you are the only one. Must be a fluke.

bizarredollars 12-25-2006 11:40 AM

Congrats mate.. Wish I could say the same.. Rebills are slightly up.. But sales are not so good today :( Sales usually go sky high in January tho.. (fingers crossed)

nico-t 12-25-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 11592043)
Guess this year alot of losers decided to buy premium porn memberships instead of commiting suicide :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the alchemist 12-25-2006 11:58 AM

Congrats, my sales aren't bad today, but they aren't good either...

Star 69 12-25-2006 12:10 PM

Congrats to you dude

scottybuzz 12-25-2006 12:16 PM

congrats

StellarMedia 12-25-2006 12:21 PM

good job

4Man 12-25-2006 12:53 PM

Yeah ,
Next year is going to be a blast.

RFremont 12-25-2006 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 11592043)
Guess this year alot of losers decided to buy premium porn memberships instead of commiting suicide :thumbsup


You're calling the people that put money in your pocket 'losers'; what business acumen. I know you're just trying to look cool but perhaps you should share your sentiments with your customers, see how that goes over.

Further, I believe I've seen a few pics of you and by the looks of it, 'commiting suicide' was one of the phrases that came to mind.

Scott McD 12-25-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 11592187)
who the fuck are jacking off to porn christmas morning??

*raises hand*

Adultnet 12-25-2006 02:29 PM

congrats :)

L0stMind 12-25-2006 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RFremont (Post 11592618)
You're calling the people that put money in your pocket 'losers'; what business acumen. I know you're just trying to look cool but perhaps you should share your sentiments with your customers, see how that goes over.

Further, I believe I've seen a few pics of you and by the looks of it, 'commiting suicide' was one of the phrases that came to mind.

Says the board troll who isn't willing to post under his real nic. lol

sniperwolf 12-25-2006 04:30 PM

great news.. congrats and keep up the good work

shekinah 12-25-2006 04:37 PM

Congrats to the job well done, Merry Christmas:thumbsup

ROBO2017 12-25-2006 05:09 PM

I'm not even trying

Kinky John 12-25-2006 05:11 PM

congrats . . gotta love those Yuletide jerkers

gleem 12-25-2006 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RFremont (Post 11592618)
You're calling the people that put money in your pocket 'losers'; what business acumen. I know you're just trying to look cool but perhaps you should share your sentiments with your customers, see how that goes over.

Further, I believe I've seen a few pics of you and by the looks of it, 'commiting suicide' was one of the phrases that came to mind.

ha, no, in general I think all my customers are great people, but I was refering to the people that are all alone on the holiday with nothing but their internet porn to keep em going.. dark room, alone, desperate, guess I must hit a chord with ya huh bud?

tony286 12-25-2006 10:17 PM

congrats thats great

RawAlex 12-25-2006 10:31 PM

So I guess this means you have the suicidal porn surfer market down cold. I bet you can't wait for New Years eve.

gleem 12-26-2006 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 11594369)
So I guess this means you have the suicidal porn surfer market down cold. I bet you can't wait for New Years eve.

lol, I let a little pee out thinking of new years eve... gonna be rolling in it!!


I'm launching a new site this year ... "dontkillyourselfjustmasturbatehere.com"

:)

Tim 12-26-2006 09:48 AM

Congrats :thumbsup

tranza 12-26-2006 09:57 AM

This xmas sucked for me...

Tim 12-26-2006 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 11595699)
lol, I let a little pee out thinking of new years eve..

:1orglaugh

VeriSexy 12-26-2006 09:59 AM

that is awesome

djroof 12-26-2006 10:01 AM

Nice man!!!!!!

pornguy 12-26-2006 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 11592043)
for the first time in this biz over the last 8 years, instead of having the worst sales day of the year I've had the freakin best, 3x my normal sales to my sponsors, and almost double to my paysite/affiliate program!

Traffic was down almost 50% though, so I can't figure it out, I'm baffled. Guess this year alot of losers decided to buy premium porn memberships instead of commiting suicide :thumbsup

Those losers just made you bank, so send them a card, and tell them you love them.

JD 12-26-2006 10:06 AM

gimmie back my sales asshole! :upsidedow

HighSociety 12-26-2006 10:56 AM

you made this post an noon, I would think it is early to say that. At least in the US. mine were 25% of Sunday and already past X-mas for today

gleem 12-26-2006 11:13 AM

well I Was talking about the day before christmas being 3x better, and then christmas day was on track to be just as good, but it ended up sales were slightly above average by midinight.

lot 12-26-2006 11:56 AM

Good job, congrats!

Klen 12-26-2006 12:07 PM

Xmas same day as any other.Toobad.

AK 12-26-2006 12:53 PM

congrats man.. good job!

TCAP 12-26-2006 01:04 PM

Nice man!

SmokeyTheBear 12-26-2006 09:48 PM

people got credit cards from santa ? :)

I bet the reason is horny men that get finished with christmas shopping , and know they still have some money left on the card


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