You Got 1 Hour To Get Your Present Requests In..
 

Tell me what you want to have shoved down your chumney this Christmas or ill just leave you a couple of lumps of coal :2 cents:

P.S No hooker requests, Mrs Claus told me i cant be delivering any whores this year :(

don't assault me in my sleep like last year.

A realdoll that looks like Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of Life.

I want mustang

a reacharound with a tounge in my ear thown in since I was a very good boy this year

too much horsepower will kill
 

did you not see what happened to mr hands when he got one? :Oh crap

Make mine like Phylis Diller or Rosanne Barr please

$100 via Paypal to [email protected]
I"m a cheap date.

I'll tell you want what I want for christmas, an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model BB rifle with a compass in the stock!!!!!

Carbon fibre hood for my car. lol

Number 1 in Google for porn ...

5 bank accounts
3 ounces
and 2 vehicles

missed that first time around
 

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