I guess a black Santa wasn't such a great idea.
 

Some of you may recall that last year I played Santa for a group of foster kids. It was for a program my daughter was working with, and even though she wouldn't be there any longer, I had told the people in charge that they were welcome to call on me in the future. Guess they forgot until too late.

My daughter called, and it turns out that the foster kids people talked to her yesterday, and the guy that they had volunteer to be Santa for them this year cancelled at the last minute! What an asshole.

I think it was Chris Rock that had a bit where he said he was glad Santa wasn't black as the toys would always arrive late due to Santa getting drunk, spending the welfare check, etc, etc.

Black Jesus would be proud

Why is aspirin white?

Answer: Because if it was black it wouldn't work.

I don't see any problem about a Black Santa. If supplies houses with Christmas presents in time, he's all ok. :-)

Guess that is a big "if."

De Ebonics Crimmus Pome

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And al ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin' ;
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

All o' de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced thru dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf ratts!!

Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My homeboy he came
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to seez!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho' ;
Da damndest site I ebber did seez.

He didn't go down no chimbley'
He picked da' lock on my doe' ;
An' I sez to myself;
"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no prezents;
Jus started stealing my shit;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon;
Dat son of a bitch!!

Next year I be hoppin' ;
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf shit!!!

Black santa would give a new meaning to HO HO HO...

Good stuff Baddog. You have a big heart.

Not sure what exactly this has to do with race...?

sshhhhh...lets see how this plays out

Why the fuck do you think we give a shit about what your daughter is doing?

Dip Shit!!
 

I think Baddog has a sexual hangup about his daughter. I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't fucked her.:Oh crap

Yeah, white people are NEVER late or call in sick! :thumbsup

I just lost a little respect for you, baddog.