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bushwacker 07-22-2002 01:31 PM

worst job you ever had
 
what's the worst job you ever had before getting into the porn bus.

kmanrox 07-22-2002 01:32 PM

working with this oliver guy, he has pussy running all over the place, and im so busy working i cant get in on the action.... he's mean i tell ya MEAN!!!

pornJester 07-22-2002 01:32 PM

telemarketing for at&t long distance... :321GFY

Sly_RJ 07-22-2002 01:34 PM

Hmm... never had a job. Does that make me bad? I tried getting one once just to see what it's like in the workplace, but they never called me back. Bastards...

Gary 07-22-2002 01:35 PM

Styrofoam cup factory. Closest thing to hell anyone will ever see.

Dopy 07-22-2002 01:35 PM

Working in KFC to support child after father fucked off to Aus

Kat - Fast 07-22-2002 01:35 PM

Assembling cardboard boxes in an meat factory - cows at one end, boxes of frozen meat at the other and the cows screaming all day long.

DrGuile 07-22-2002 01:37 PM

Assistant Technician at a College...was boring but: 13.55$/hour, A/C, 8% vacation pay...


yup, all my jobs have been really sweet ; )

foe 07-22-2002 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
working with this oliver guy, he has pussy running all over the place, and im so busy working i cant get in on the action.... he's mean i tell ya MEAN!!!
:1orglaugh

bushwacker 07-22-2002 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kat
Assembling cardboard boxes in an meat factory - cows at one end, boxes of frozen meat at the other and the cows screaming all day long.

moooooooooooooo:1orglaugh

SetTheWorldonFire 07-22-2002 01:44 PM

Hoeing weeds at 100 degree temperatures.

eru 07-22-2002 01:45 PM

Working retail

bushwacker 07-22-2002 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
telemarketing for at&t long distance... :321GFY

got that one beat cold calling for stocks.....$6.00 an hr....and took verbal abuse all day.

On-top 07-22-2002 02:01 PM

Detassling.

AdultWire 07-22-2002 02:04 PM

I got a really bad blow-job once.

Squishy 07-22-2002 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by On-top
Detassling.
You poor bastard.

J.R. 07-22-2002 02:06 PM

Well, I was a Police Officer for about
5 years.. does that count ?

I mean, beating up minorities and all
that shit in Oakland, Calif..

Ha.. I still miss it, porn $ is better anyways
and I don't get in fights and shot at anymore :glugglug

J.R. 07-22-2002 02:07 PM

I think J Reaka worked for a gay sex club
in San Francisco, and J Conway was the manager ?

Go figure :thumbsup

jreaka 07-22-2002 02:11 PM

Yea I worked in a gay club bartending.......I met J.R. there....he was the one getting fisted by some guy he kept yelling "I 'll fuck you blind bitch!"

JConway 07-22-2002 02:11 PM

Coming from the guy who owns the first season of queer as folk on DVD. Doesn't hold much water.

JConway 07-22-2002 02:14 PM

Telesales for Verio, sucked fat ass.

J.R. 07-22-2002 02:17 PM

HA!

Now thats funny..

Hey Sly_Rj, I heard Buger King was hiring
bugerkingers..

clickpimp 07-22-2002 02:19 PM

I was in the rat suit at Chuck E. Cheese's for awhile.

Fortunately, I was also drunk/baked every night, and while wearing the suit, was a 7-foot tall drunken rat stumbling around the place trying to hit on all the mom's at the kids b-day parties

:Graucho :stoned

Sly_RJ 07-22-2002 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
HA!

Now thats funny..

Hey Sly_Rj, I heard Buger King was hiring
bugerkingers..

Hey, free burgers, can't beat that!

Dipshit, it's Burger King, not Buger King.

[Labret] 07-22-2002 02:36 PM

Any job that requires dealing with the public.

J.R. 07-22-2002 02:42 PM

Duh!

Gutterboy 07-22-2002 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clickpimp
Fortunately, I was also drunk/baked every night, and while wearing the suit, was a 7-foot tall drunken rat stumbling around the place trying to hit on all the mom's at the kids b-day parties

:Graucho :stoned

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't envy the job, but that's a damn good way to cope with it!

bushwacker 07-22-2002 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clickpimp
I was in the rat suit at Chuck E. Cheese's for awhile.

Fortunately, I was also drunk/baked every night, and while wearing the suit, was a 7-foot tall drunken rat stumbling around the place trying to hit on all the mom's at the kids b-day parties

:Graucho :stoned

clickpimp if you make it to the aug. show i will definitely have to by you a drink or a block of cheese:1orglaugh

bushwacker 07-22-2002 07:02 PM

and the winner is..

notjoe 07-22-2002 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bushwacker
what's the worst job you ever had before getting into the porn bus.
Working for Pyton Video as a Sys Admin

JayJay 07-22-2002 07:07 PM

pizza boy

eroswebmaster 07-22-2002 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Any job that requires dealing with the public.
No shit man 6 years as a Taco Bell General Manager.

BT 07-22-2002 09:33 PM

The worst job I ever had.... Hmmmmm. Am I even working in porn? dunno:NopeNope Hands down: working the night shift at a twenty four hour kentucky fried chicken as the drive thru cashier. WoW... "Who you is Da kernal..............you kinda fly!"
Cashier had it's perks. :drinkup :drinkup I would exchange chicken for 40's. Drunk as balls on the night shift!:1orglaugh

^R3K^ 07-22-2002 09:37 PM

Cleaning up roadsides with 20 of my roomies :winkwink:

Orange isn't my color.

Jakke PNG 07-22-2002 10:31 PM

I was a security guard for a shop.
I got death threats daily from gypsies, I was in a fight daily, and my boss was a dick. Luckily I got paid like $5.50/hour

FlyingIguana 07-22-2002 10:38 PM

baiting trawl. smelled like some rotten pussy all fuckin summer.

and nevermind what squid does to your hands.

Ted 07-22-2002 10:48 PM

Worst job ever was gutting and filleting fish for 8 hours a day,
I was the only person on the factory floor that spoke english as my first language. I was kinda surprised that I actually lasted three days.

D_Nell 07-23-2002 12:03 AM

Thought all was good working at ALTAVISTA, but they screwed hella people over! I'll start a thread and tell ya about it!:winkwink:


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