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NoComments 12-22-2006 12:39 PM

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
 
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not
to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.


You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just
yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.


So be careful.

sicone 12-22-2006 12:41 PM

Gotta be careful these days, cant trust anyone

Juicy D. Links 12-22-2006 12:41 PM

lmfaooooooooooo

Dr.Jekyll 12-22-2006 12:42 PM

You lucky bastard....getting your wallet stolen so often, your balls must be dried up by now :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Phoenix 12-22-2006 12:43 PM

i thinki need to go buy a shovel or something..lol

Agent 488 12-22-2006 12:44 PM

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

NoComments 12-22-2006 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Jekyll (Post 11573544)
You lucky bastard....getting your wallet stolen so often, your balls must be dried up by now :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have no balls...story of my life
;)

baddog 12-22-2006 12:51 PM

yeah . . . kind of old story . . . plus I seem to recall it was posted here on GFY just a couple months ago.

NoComments 12-22-2006 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11573608)
yeah . . . kind of old story . . . plus I seem to recall it was posted here on GFY just a couple months ago.


so? I am Home Depot regular, not GFY regular...
;)

JayDeeZee 12-22-2006 12:57 PM

Hahahaha

BitAudioVideo 12-22-2006 01:21 PM

now thats my kind of scam

Forest 12-22-2006 01:29 PM

Serge dont worry

I can lend tyou a few bucks

:pimp :thumbsup

CynthiaB 12-22-2006 01:29 PM

Man, it's terrible when good things happen to bad people.

Martin3 12-22-2006 01:39 PM

That joke is older then most of the people on this board:upsidedow

JFK 12-22-2006 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin3 (Post 11573963)
That joke is older then most of the people on this board:upsidedow

yeah well...........OK , still got a smirk out of it:winkwink:

NoComments 12-22-2006 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 11573893)
Serge dont worry

I can lend tyou a few bucks

:pimp :thumbsup


Forest, do you still have the pic MikeW took when we visited Home Depot in New Jersey!?

Forest 12-22-2006 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk (Post 11574081)
Forest, do you still have the pic MikeW took when we visited Home Depot in New Jersey!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That pic is a CLASIC!

Ill see if i can find it on my home pc

:thumbsup

seeric 12-22-2006 02:01 PM

that reminds me i need to go to home depot and get some cinder blocks.

HHwebmonkey 12-22-2006 02:09 PM

That's why it truly is a guy's one stop shoppin place, everything you need and want, I'll think I'll hit them up after christmas, might get an after christmas sale, they just steal my watch!!! lol

NoWhErE 12-22-2006 02:22 PM

Are BJs on sale at Home Depot?

Forest 12-29-2006 03:48 PM

http://www.wyldesites.com/nyc2003party/IMG_0138.jpg

u-Bob 12-29-2006 04:28 PM

deja vu :)

WalkerTR 12-29-2006 07:36 PM

LMAO :1orglaugh

EXPORT 12-29-2006 07:39 PM

hello i do not use home depot

notabook 12-29-2006 07:47 PM

On a semi-serious note, you can get 10% off your Home Depot purchases by buying coupons off of eBay. I used to buy fake Subway tickets (back when Subway had the ticket system) from eBay and got sandwiches for essentially the price of the soft drink. Man I miss those cheap ass subs. =(

HeadPimp 12-29-2006 08:06 PM

Shit! That might be enough to make me go to Home Depot.

NoComments 12-30-2006 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 11615106)


hahhahahah,
maaammorries!

The picture is worth a 1000 words
;)

Waveu6410 12-30-2006 08:40 AM

That's fucking funny! :1orglaugh

MikeVega 12-30-2006 09:30 AM

I'm heading over there right now to see if i can find them and put a stop to it !!

Forest 01-02-2007 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 11619882)
hahhahahah,
maaammorries!

The picture is worth a 1000 words
;)

here is another one worth 10000 words

hahahahah

man was that a great trip or what?

http://www.wyldesites.com/nyc2003party/IMG_0134.jpg

martinsc 01-02-2007 08:29 AM

:1orglaugh


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