ON the first day of Xmas ....?
 

Ok dont nobody fuck this one up. lol


On the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me.......

A green banana ? ..or something :)

G, that went well.

A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

hehe, didn't know the song that much.... let's give it a try to the next bumper:)

bump, finish the fucking song, have a little christmas spirit for christ sake! :)

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

3 french hens


(dressed in maid's outfits have a GG 3 way)

A lump of coal

i dont know this :(

Roadkill pie!

On the 4th day of Xmas my true love gave to me

A fucking look of confusion as to why I was celebrating Xmas 3 days after it was over.

lol :1orglaugh

12 Peters peeing
11 Masturbators
10 Lads a-peeping
9 Strippers stripping
8 Maids a-sucking
7 Sheep a-fucking
6 Geese a-laying
5 Cock rings
4 Call girls
3 French kisses
2 Flaming queens
And a transvestite in a peach gown

BTW, my favorite holiday drink is a Nog-a-Saki (one part egg nog, 3 parts saki)...how's that for holiday spirit?

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