I AM SpiderMan
 

So iM at a BBQ. saturday, to muck beer in da blood :). To drunk to feel spidy on my arm till it FUCKING bit me. I never knew you could get spider bites here in Canada :). I can actually see the two fang hole/scars, and my forearn is the size of a baseball.
Anyway, im still waiting for tye siperd super powers, no show yet.


Cheers
Ray

good luck with getting your spider powers...

That's alright for you, but i'm Popeye:glugglug

Spidy would kick popeye's butt any day :)

will thats true.. but popeye eats spinish.. he maintains a healthy diet

You better get to the hospital if you haven't already. That spider bite could get worse. Some spider bites can cause death.

wha kinda spider was it ? something lethal i hope ?

Actually, it looks like its getting better. Thx :)

I guess if buy tomorow its still inflated maybe i should get it checked. I'll try to get some cute nurse with tight short skirt to suck out the poison while I take pictures. Anyone wanna buy "spider poison sucking nurse" content :1orglaugh

cheers
Ray

I want to be Superman. I just want the x ray vision so I can see through women's clothes.....

Yea that would be cool, Id add the ability to be able to take snap shots. That would make for some good voyeur content :).

later
Ray

if you had x-ray vision, you would see only bones

I heard your more likely to turn into Ms.Spidy who looks like Olive Oil and i'm Popeye:Graucho