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Girl Critically injured trying to fly on broom Like Harry Potter!
http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/sto...21-150719.html
Girl Critically injured trying to fly on broom! Crunch! |
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That proves it, all Harry Potter books should be burned. We must save the children!
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Well the child is 4 years old, you can't expect her to know what happens when you try something like that.
Her parents are dumb for not watching their child. |
I was flipping thru my T.V. channels one day, when i stumbled upon a religious show that was talking about how Hollywood is promoting the use of witchcraft to our young people by making it look fun and harmless. They talked about Harry Potter movies having a hidden agenda and a bunch of other nutty stuff. Kinda scary actually(the religious show, not harry potter):)
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Well she fell because she used a plastic broom -- those don't fucking work...
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Come on though -- I used to jump off my top bunk all the time thinking I could fly like superman... if only I believed I could do it! Eventually I figured out that my cape was better suited for a parachute.
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Thankfully you will never be able to stop children doing things like this.
Imitation is how they learn, our baby is not six months but when you wave at her she is already trying to wave back. You just have to have eyes in the back of your head, this is the joy of being a parent. Though sometimes it turns to grief. |
lol..kids these days
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when I was a kid, I used to think that I MIGHT be able to fly. I even thought that the Million Dollar Man stickers could make me mega strong if I stuck them on my biceps. But even when I tried to fly, I had enough sense to try to fly FROM THE GROUND! So if it didn't work, I didn't hurt myself.
The kids in Harry Potter flew those brooms from off of the ground. How is a kid stupid enough to think that he/she needs a head start by jumping off of something? It never made sense to me even when I was a kid. |
That's almost as tragically comedic as the teenager that tried to copy the pie fucking scene in "American Pie" and ended up with 3rd degree burns to his penis and crotch.
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Watch the parents of this retard sue the film company that made Harry Potter for millions of dollar's for their own ignorance. Gotta love America :)
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hey thats my sister!
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that movie wasnt really intended for 4 years olds to begin with
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Natural selection at work. I feel bad for the kid, but geez...
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retarded parents :ak47:
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Heh, when I was 8 or so, I used to dress up like a ninja and repeatedly jump off the roof of the house (single story) into the gravel which was behind our house.
I Started off by jumping into the grass, but using kid logic I later thought, "Real ninjas jump in the gravel". I wasn't a shining bulb I guess, but I never broke anything. :) |
how many girls jumped out the window with an umbrella like mary poppins?
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Since today we have Harry Potter as president here in Holland :)
http://www.hostones.com/temp/harry.jpg |
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