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Massivecock 07-22-2002 04:06 AM

Girl Critically injured trying to fly on broom Like Harry Potter!
 
http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/sto...21-150719.html

Girl Critically injured trying to fly on broom!

Crunch!

Naughty 07-22-2002 04:10 AM

Dumb Ass

Mr.Fiction 07-22-2002 04:12 AM

That proves it, all Harry Potter books should be burned. We must save the children!

ControlThy 07-22-2002 04:25 AM

Well the child is 4 years old, you can't expect her to know what happens when you try something like that.

Her parents are dumb for not watching their child.

porn addict 07-22-2002 04:32 AM

I was flipping thru my T.V. channels one day, when i stumbled upon a religious show that was talking about how Hollywood is promoting the use of witchcraft to our young people by making it look fun and harmless. They talked about Harry Potter movies having a hidden agenda and a bunch of other nutty stuff. Kinda scary actually(the religious show, not harry potter):)

TheFLY 07-22-2002 07:22 AM

Well she fell because she used a plastic broom -- those don't fucking work...

TheFLY 07-22-2002 07:24 AM

Come on though -- I used to jump off my top bunk all the time thinking I could fly like superman... if only I believed I could do it! Eventually I figured out that my cape was better suited for a parachute.

Paul Markham 07-22-2002 07:43 AM

Thankfully you will never be able to stop children doing things like this.

Imitation is how they learn, our baby is not six months but when you wave at her she is already trying to wave back.

You just have to have eyes in the back of your head, this is the joy of being a parent. Though sometimes it turns to grief.

mjrools23 07-22-2002 07:50 AM

lol..kids these days

BVF 07-22-2002 08:00 AM

when I was a kid, I used to think that I MIGHT be able to fly. I even thought that the Million Dollar Man stickers could make me mega strong if I stuck them on my biceps. But even when I tried to fly, I had enough sense to try to fly FROM THE GROUND! So if it didn't work, I didn't hurt myself.

The kids in Harry Potter flew those brooms from off of the ground. How is a kid stupid enough to think that he/she needs a head start by jumping off of something? It never made sense to me even when I was a kid.

Frank W 07-22-2002 08:02 AM

That's almost as tragically comedic as the teenager that tried to copy the pie fucking scene in "American Pie" and ended up with 3rd degree burns to his penis and crotch.

Goonx 07-22-2002 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Well she fell because she used a plastic broom -- those don't fucking work...
Plastic works for me... what model do you have ?

eru 07-22-2002 09:45 AM

Watch the parents of this retard sue the film company that made Harry Potter for millions of dollar's for their own ignorance. Gotta love America :)

UnseenWorld 07-22-2002 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Come on though -- I used to jump off my top bunk all the time thinking I could fly like superman... if only I believed I could do it! Eventually I figured out that my cape was better suited for a parachute.
I jumped off my bunkbed, too, but I knew I couldn't fly.

RodneyXXX 07-22-2002 10:48 AM

hey thats my sister!

Sly_RJ 07-22-2002 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank W
That's almost as tragically comedic as the teenager that tried to copy the pie fucking scene in "American Pie" and ended up with 3rd degree burns to his penis and crotch.
I remember that, it was a great lesson. I made sure to let the pie cool after that...

Penrod 07-22-2002 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Well she fell because she used a plastic broom -- those don't fucking work...
Coke on monitor....thanks

Dawgy 07-22-2002 11:13 AM

that movie wasnt really intended for 4 years olds to begin with

Frank W 07-22-2002 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I remember that, it was a great lesson. I made sure to let the pie cool after that...

Yes... it is these little life lessons that keep us moving forward.:1orglaugh

UnseenWorld 07-22-2002 11:43 AM

Natural selection at work. I feel bad for the kid, but geez...

Cheshire 07-22-2002 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Well she fell because she used a plastic broom -- those don't fucking work...
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DennisS 07-22-2002 12:57 PM

retarded parents :ak47:

Homegrownvideo 07-22-2002 01:32 PM

Heh, when I was 8 or so, I used to dress up like a ninja and repeatedly jump off the roof of the house (single story) into the gravel which was behind our house.

I Started off by jumping into the grass, but using kid logic I later thought, "Real ninjas jump in the gravel".

I wasn't a shining bulb I guess, but I never broke anything. :)

hyper 07-22-2002 01:34 PM

how many girls jumped out the window with an umbrella like mary poppins?

FreeOnes 07-22-2002 01:40 PM

Since today we have Harry Potter as president here in Holland :)

http://www.hostones.com/temp/harry.jpg

Zebra 07-22-2002 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
how many girls jumped out the window with an umbrella like mary poppins?
Tanker almost did in Vancouver from the 21st floor..he would have died though.. it was an orange umbrella, not the black model that Ms. Poppins used. You have to get your magical flying items right or disaster is inevitable...


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