Cocaine - Tara - Trump :: THE CONTEST -- WIN in this thread! (Pic's)
 

Is swear that black guy that fucked me in the ass last night had just injected coke into his cock

"What was Tara's excuse to Donald for why she tested positive for cocaine use?"

How was I to know that he would put coke on his cock before the blow job!!

"Sorry Donald! ::slurp slurp:: "

"coke? i thought you made a new coca cola product Donald, i swear"

more pic of her please :P

You know it was yours dude.

"I was so fucking drunk I thought I was Tara Reid"

"I admit it Donald, .... but remember I give a mean bj!" .... "(and I got pics)"

"But Donald .... didn't you say you wanted to ski on my mountains???"

I don't know what was said, but I am sure he got some pussy!

so when is the video coming out:

TARA, COCAINE, AND THE DONALD

you know this chic has porn ho written all over her.
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http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...61219.300w.jpg

I can see all you little palm pilots beating off to her right now.
money to be made her.
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this could be Trump's greatest production.

You're GOOED!

"Don't give a fuck Donald"

"Donald before we talk about MY future...

here is a pic of you sucking off Stienbrenner...

here is a pic of you taking one from Guliani...

and my favorite pic of Carolyn and her strap on, you fondly call "Mr. Delicious"

so about me being Miss. USA? All good in the hood?"

baby, wanna split a rail ? :Graucho...................

hahahaha winner!!!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

good luck for those going for the contest!!

"Donald, I promise to share next time!"


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I don't think its what she said, maybe what she did to convince him to stay :)
WG

Good luck to you guys and in the meantime Happy Holidays to you all. :upsidedow be safe.

It's my first post in a while, but what the heck:
"It's Miss USA? I thought it was just mis-user, as in mis-user of drugs..."

...I'd best get my coat and leave then.

"I studied all night for the test...how could I have possibly failed?"

Or even better...
"I was up studying Cocain all night....how could I have failed the test?"

She looks very hot....

Slight correction to my original post....

Contest ends Friday DEC 22nd at noon Pacific. Winner TBA same day.

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"What was Tara's excuse to Donald for why she tested positive for cocaine use?"

Tara answers: I guess it was from when those guys were gang-banging me, one of the guys must have just done some blow before I sat on his face. I mean, I hear that cocaine enters the bloodstream faster through a vagina. THAT must have been what it was!

here is a bump :P~

Hubba hubba !!! :jerkoff

here is mine - hope you appreciate the PerezHilton-ish coke drops from nose and photoshoped HUGE pupils...

http://www.zmorris.com/files/images/...ara_conner.jpg

"Donald, if Miss USA can't drink under-age, snort coke, and have sexual encounters with whomever she wants, the terrorists have won"

R

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I want a bigger pic of that for my desktop... :thumbsup

I swear I thought it was sweet and low

Like I swear it was flour in those cookies I baked

"Donald, the guy told me it would be for world peace!"

GOT DAMN THAT GIRL IS SMMMMMMMMMOOOOKIN HOT. Anyway..my answer..

"It was easier than snorting cum!"

I thought it was powdered Midol

What?
I am fired?
You you are FIRED motherfucker- try to get rid of me Mr. Donald Pump and I'll tell Melania about that time you tried to get me to suck you off on your helipad at Mar Lago- Or what about the time you promised me I'd win if I fucked you with a strap on in the Hamptons?
I have Judith Regan's number motherfucker ...GO AHEAD AND MAKE MY DAY!

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TO: Mr Trump
FROM: Tara
CC: Joel, Rand, Harmik, LA Mike
RE: Miscommunications and Corporate Accountibility

Dear, Mr.Trump

Please use this email communications as a formal statement of my personal justification, illustrating the allegations against my promoscuity and substance abuse. I firmly believe that my recent actions are a reflection of online media manipulation. And I look forward to rehab with Mel and Lindsay.

As a Miss Teen USA, I was mislead by a website produced by Silvercash, that suggested that the mix of cocaine and semen was high in protein. This miscommunication lead me down a dangerous path of misinformation and promiscuity with local bald Asian guys from Riverside CA.

As a solution orientated indivdiual, I realized that the Silvercash works closely with a company called Paycom for third party credit card processing. So I confronted paycom and requested the justification of how a company like Silvercash can communicate dangerous messages to their credit card holding customers without any accountibility? (As a side note, the prechecked cross sale site called www.PartyInRandsPants.com is not 2257 approved)

The following communications quote was sent to me on December 20th from Paycom. Please note that Paycom is also well known for their other divisional entities in the exploitation of bootlegged voyeur sex tapes in the southern california area.

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Dear Tara,

Our legal department has issued the following statement of our business relationship with Silvercash. Your credit card was fraud and we know you have Asian programmers who hacked you a password to our client's site. Our market research department can validate that semen is high in protein (just forward your email inquiry to [email protected] for our upcoming workshops in the Riverside CA area). As leaders in customer service and in the event Mr Trump removes your position as Miss Teen USA, we have made arrangements for you to forward your resume to LA Mike for an opportunity in the solo girls market. We believe this will alleiveiate your tuition costs to the Webmaster College of Santa Monica located in the old google office.

If you feel we have not met your expectations in customer service then the only alternative solution we have is to GoFuckYourSelf and take this complimentary pass to the upcoming Xbiz show.

Sincerely,

Joel
aka ?Zorro? on Wednesday nights at 'Le Club Slippery Pole'

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LMAO - this was better then my university thesis :) Happy Holidays to the Paycom Team!

Oh Lawd!!!

Albert... You have out done yourself man. I almost fell out of my chair laughing and the link to that post has gone through the office faster than Tara can do a line.

This doesn't kill the contest guys, it just raises the bar. Who's next?

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holy fuck Albert...you went above and beyond:)

Rand i dont know what she said...but i bet she wasnt wearing much of a top that day.

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Mr. Trump you always said to believe in the product sell. I had to make sure the coke was top notch. Please let me keep my crown, and I will ride the Trump Tower one more time.

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She said : Why are you asking me, ask my mother !

Tara: "Wait! I tested Positive for Cocaine?!"

Tara: "hmmm....well I did sit on this toilet seat in a Bangkok airport once..I think I caught it there?"