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cheekycherry 12-20-2006 04:57 AM

Martial Artist Breaking Wood (VID)
 
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/idiotkarate.html

lol

demetrio27 12-20-2006 04:59 AM

Leave it to the Asians.

cheekycherry 12-20-2006 05:09 AM

Anybody know what martial art he does? From his dress thingy Im thinking Aikido? (which would explain why he cant break the wood)

hzoltan 12-20-2006 09:10 AM

I don't think it's Aikido

I think he's just try to dress like an aikidoka because it looks better in the green background :)
I think he is just an idiot

and there's no connection between what style you practice and breaking wood.

cheekycherry 12-20-2006 09:51 AM

Of course there's a connection.

If your particular martial art does not train in breaking or do any of it you might not know any of the simple basics (aim through the wood - behind it - not at it, make sure the holders arms are locked out and strong, make sure the grain is the right direction, good technique etc).

If you are used to pretending to throw non-resisting friendly opponents around and "using their momentum against them" you probably wouldn't be as good as a "striker" that's trained with good technique and explosive power.

I guess you do Aikido then? lol

Pleasurepays 12-20-2006 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11557568)
Anybody know what martial art he does? From his dress thingy Im thinking Aikido? (which would explain why he cant break the wood)

judging from his form, the fact that he can't punch and the fact that he seems to have absolutely no idea how to break a board, it doesn't appear that he trains in anything at all.

MikeB 12-20-2006 11:34 AM

He should have tried one board and then go back to trying two. Walk before running.

Mr. Romance 12-20-2006 11:43 AM

fuckin idiot

Mr. Romance

evilangelalex 12-20-2006 11:45 AM

He should've just painted 3 pieces of styrophome(spelling?) to look like wood...Then he would've looked like a bad-ass!

pornguy 12-20-2006 11:47 AM

is he a stand up comic?

carol.prime 12-20-2006 11:56 AM

Nevertheless...it was definitely funny..."Heeeyaahh"...
Isn't that fucking painful, I think he's gonna break his skull if he repeats doing those kind of things..:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

split_joel 12-20-2006 12:00 PM

funny thing about this is i grew up going to karate almost everyday till i was 16 years old.
i studied kenpo under one of the worlds most famous Grandmasters, and breaking bricks and wood was prob one of the easiest things I have ever done.

His problem is simple. He is using his power instead of following through with the entire body.

MikeB 12-20-2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel (Post 11559135)
funny thing about this is i grew up going to karate almost everyday till i was 16 years old.
i studied kenpo under one of the worlds most famous Grandmasters, and breaking bricks and wood was prob one of the easiest things I have ever done.

His problem is simple. He is using his power instead of following through with the entire body.

Hi Joel,

Who did you train with? Please hit me on ICQ, 22124142.

Thanks,

Mike

dig420 12-20-2006 12:17 PM

One of the funniest martial arts moments I ever saw is when some TMA clown was breaking wood, missed the board and it flew up in the air and came down on the holder's head and broke from that tiny impact lol

Those are specially made boards they buy, anyone could break them. Except for this guy apparently.

split_joel 12-20-2006 12:19 PM

i meant kempo btw

MyNameIsNobody 12-20-2006 12:22 PM

jackass!

HHwebmonkey 12-20-2006 12:46 PM

I've seen guys half his size break wood, that's what happens when you hit the hip wrong, and you see a guy just go down grabbing his groin, lol

pornpf69 12-20-2006 01:58 PM

what a moron!!!

keanne_west 12-20-2006 02:31 PM

Crazy idea.. LOL

Vitasoy 12-20-2006 03:03 PM

haha mission failed ;) but funny none the less

madawgz 12-20-2006 03:15 PM

hahaha, did he ever break them before?


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