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AaronM 12-20-2006 01:41 AM

PET DISCUSSION: Are your pets smart?
 
If being stupid were a crime, my dog would have his ass strapped into an electric chair.

Clearly he's adopted. :disgust


Anyway.....Is your pet dumb as a brick or?????


Warren and Eric, you better be careful with how you answer this one. :1orglaugh

5pm 12-20-2006 01:44 AM

LOL what did he do?
Mine has his moments as well.

CC 12-20-2006 01:47 AM

My dog is way too smart, lol. She is an escape artist and has figured out how to undue double latches on her crate and even heavy duty cable ties (she weighs 17 lbs). She amazes me, lol. It's almost like watching Houdini sometimes.

hjnet 12-20-2006 01:48 AM

Mine eats his own poop, I guess that answers the question :)

Turboface 12-20-2006 01:52 AM

I made the mistake of letting our little cat, Smokey, out last night. When let out he usually just cowers on the porch for a little bit before retreating back into the house, but he ran off and didn't come back until tonight.

He let us know he was home too. He was banging on the screen door like someone trying to break in. The little one ate like and drank like he was away for days and then fell soundly assleep.

Here's a pic of him admiring the outside from his window - the only outside he's gonna see for a while.

http://www.turboface.com/misc/smokey3.jpg

jeffrey 12-20-2006 01:59 AM

We have two Bengal cats and they are far to smart for their own good. But they are a bit wild still too.
A sliver spotted and a marble.
We have a something ragdoll too, and its retarded, its cross eyed and runs into the mirrored closet doors all the time, but its entertaining.

VideoContentSource 12-20-2006 02:03 AM

When my girlfriend or I go to the toilet usually the door is left open and our little terrier can see when we are sitting on the toilet. One day we left her in the house for over 6 hours, there was no one to take her out and she couldn't hold it anymore so she jumped onto the toilet and took a shit on the lid. I found that pretty smart because she knew its wrong to do it in the house.:2 cents:

lchaim 12-20-2006 02:05 AM

I had a male Rott named Sigmund who I swore was a normal human spirit or at least in intelligence.

Smart as shit, depth of emotional attachment...amazing...

If I could find another dog like him I'd be stoked. He set the bar too high and makes me want to not own another dog.

WiredGuy 12-20-2006 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11557162)
Warren and Eric, you better be careful with how you answer this one. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

I wonder where I can adopt one of those types of pets!
WG

AaronM 12-20-2006 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11557217)
:1orglaugh

I wonder where I can adopt one of those types of pets!
WG


If you find the place, kindly let me know where it is.

Sarah_Jayne 12-20-2006 02:11 AM

mine - especially the spaniel - are too smart for their own good

Turboface 12-20-2006 02:26 AM

Here's one of smokey's baby pictures. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's my special little guy.

http://www.turboface.com/misc/tounge.jpg

chaze 12-20-2006 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 11557176)
Mine eats his own poop, I guess that answers the question :)

yep, supersedes everything.

Martina Warren 12-20-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11557162)
If being stupid were a crime, my dog would have his ass strapped into an electric chair.

Clearly he's adopted. :disgust


Anyway.....Is your pet dumb as a brick or?????


Warren and Eric, you better be careful with how you answer this one. :1orglaugh



:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :321GFY

reynold 12-20-2006 03:00 AM

Absolutely hyperactive. I'm not sure if he's smart though. He's just a two month old puppy. :)

maxjohan 12-20-2006 03:23 AM

Our dog eat rats, she's freaking crazy
about them, swallow them whole too.,

Lately she's taken two badgers too, but she
aint swallow them :thumbsup

Scott McD 12-20-2006 03:27 AM

My cat is over 2 years old, and yet only started meowing since a few weeks ago.

I guess she's just slower than all the other cats... :arcadefre

zandre 12-20-2006 04:18 AM

my dog was a smart ass, didnt give a fuck bout anything, always cared for his shit only, i miss him alot, he was chinese palace breed - unusually colored - white . RIP

Warren 12-20-2006 02:23 PM

She is a lot better now that she is house trained :winkwink:

GlydeGirl 12-20-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lchaim (Post 11557216)
I had a male Rott named Sigmund who I swore was a normal human spirit or at least in intelligence.

Smart as shit, depth of emotional attachment...amazing...

If I could find another dog like him I'd be stoked. He set the bar too high and makes me want to not own another dog.

I felt that way about my cat, Darwin. He was such a character and was truly an exceptional and unique cat. One day he was hit by a car and we didn't want to get any other cats; we felt that he was "the one" and that no other cat could ever measure up to him. That's when my hubby's sister begged us to take her cat, Clarence.

Although Clarence was very different from Darwin, he was also a very exceptional cat and we came to love and adore him just as much as we had Darwin. In fact, he was smarter in certain ways and approached being a cat with an entirely different attitude. This taught us that there are very many great pets out there -- you just have to give them a chance.

Mediachick 12-20-2006 03:09 PM

When I used to train my dog in the cage when he was a baby he hated it. So he would pretend to sleep when it was time to go in the cage... I could yell, call him, do anything he wouldnt move... Until I open the fridge door, then he was right there besides me as if he had just teleported himself.

Oh yeah, and he also sneaked into my room with a shoe and 'replaced' a stuffed animal that was on my bed with it thinking I wouldnt notice to take it into his basket. :1orglaugh

Nonetheless he's the most stubborn dog I've ever had.

split_joel 12-20-2006 03:14 PM

my dog is a jack russle terror and she is smart, she does shit she knows is bad but knows she will get away with it, because my girl spoils the hell out of her.

Belinda 12-20-2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren (Post 11559998)
She is a lot better now that she is house trained :winkwink:

And the cat?..... made any trips to the roof lately?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 12-20-2006 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 11557176)
Mine eats his own poop, I guess that answers the question :)

thats not too good, but i hear alot of dogs do that :Oh crap

psili 12-20-2006 03:44 PM

My black lab, Maddy, is stupid as fuck until a treat comes out, and then she could do calculus. We left her alone to roam the house as a puppy one day and came home to find her cozy on the couch with two pillows from our bedroom. Little fucker....

I can't stand it. :( Though it is my fault, I guess. And she's too cute to beat the shit out of, so what'chya going to do?

Warren 12-20-2006 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda (Post 11560409)
And the cat?..... made any trips to the roof lately?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh



Oh yeah the cat "Charlie" :1orglaugh he has been grounded!

LadyMischief 12-20-2006 05:56 PM

We have two neurotic cats (I mean totally clinical) , and two dogs.. One is very smart, the other is as dumb as a brick. Hard to believe they're from the same litter.

jaffie 12-20-2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 11557176)
Mine eats his own poop, I guess that answers the question :)

:1orglaugh

tony286 12-20-2006 06:10 PM

my youngest boston is dumb but cute,the old boston is smart, my mutt is the smartest

AaronM 12-20-2006 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren (Post 11559998)
She is a lot better now that she is house trained :winkwink:



LOL...You're asking for Martina to beat your ass. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 12-20-2006 06:13 PM

My cat is pretty smart in ways..she recognizes certain sounds like a bathtub running or opening her flea control package and runs away

AaronM 12-20-2006 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren (Post 11561144)
Oh yeah the cat "Charlie" :1orglaugh he has been grounded!


Did he get up on the roof again?

Funny shit....I have that pic here somewhere. :)

J. Falcon 12-20-2006 06:14 PM

My cat is smart; my dog is very dumb.

baddog 12-20-2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren (Post 11559998)
She is a lot better now that she is house trained :winkwink:

ummm, which one is that?

Warren 12-20-2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11561225)
LOL...You're asking for Martina to beat your ass. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Sounds kinky :winkwink:

Warren 12-20-2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11561244)
ummm, which one is that?


No comment.

baddog 12-20-2006 06:16 PM

and Buddy is a pretty smart dog

Warren 12-20-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11561234)
Did he get up on the roof again?

Funny shit....I have that pic here somewhere. :)

Attacking kids this time.

Webmistress - Doreen 12-20-2006 07:26 PM

I have a fish but it jumped off of the sink while im transfering it to its aquarium. i wonder what its doing right now.. maybe swimming in toxicated water. =(

starpimps 12-20-2006 07:40 PM

hells yeah my pets are smart


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