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NoComments 12-19-2006 09:03 AM
Slick - the morales of the story and the story with the morales
 
I wish I posted it on GFY earlier, this story and it's morals would save a lot of aggrevation.

Winter, very cold day, freezing - 35F and poor sparrow fell on the road, semi frozen and was about to die. The cow was coming home and cow dropped a large pile of maneur on poor sparrow's head.

The sparrow got warmed up by the maneur, unthowed and came back to life. Sparrow felt warm and cozy and even started singing a happy song. This happy song was heard by a cat who was walking near by, he came to investigate, found the sparrow, pulled it out of the shit and ...ate the sparrow for dinner.

Morals of the story:

1) Not everyone who shits on your head is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend.

3) When you are sitting in a pile of shit - don't sing loudly the happy songs.

"..and this si all I have to say about that"

PaulB IYP 12-19-2006 09:04 AM
thats what im talking about

BoyAlley 12-19-2006 09:05 AM
Oh so Slick should thank DirectNic for shutting him down and forcing him to clean up his act?

I think most on here don't believe that it's a registrar's place to police content decisions, and if left unchecked, such actions could have serious ramifications far beyond the adult industry.

Although, DirectNic seems to exhibit a bigger sense of self entitlement than even you do. Perhaps you should see about buying a stake? :2 cents:

stef_girls18 12-19-2006 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Winetalk (Post 11552774)
I wish I posted it on GFY earlier, this story and it's morals would save a lot of aggrevation.

Winter, very cold day, freezing - 35F and poor sparrow fell on the road, semi frozen and was about to die. The cow was coming home and cow dropped a large pile of maneur on poor sparrow's head.

The sparrow got warmed up by the maneur, unthowed and came back to life. Sparrow felt warm and cozy and even started singing a happy song. This happy song was heard by a cat who was walking near by, he came to investigate, found the sparrow, pulled it out of the shit and ...ate the sparrow for dinner.

Morals of the story:

Serge, you really should posten more often here on gfy :thumbsup
1) Not everyone who shits on your head is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend.

3) When you are sitting in a pile of shit - don't sing loudly the happy songs.

"..and this si all I have to say about that"
Serge, you really should posten more often her on gfy :thumbsup

NoComments 12-19-2006 09:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stef_girls18 (Post 11552798)
Serge, you really should posten more often her on gfy :thumbsup

...and what's in it for me!?
:)

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bizarredollars 12-19-2006 09:21 AM
That's a very wize stamement Serge.. Is it yours, or are you quoting someone?

bizarredollars 12-19-2006 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Winetalk (Post 11552854)
...and what's in it for me!?
:)
Admiration and envy I suppose. :thumbsup

NoComments 12-19-2006 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bizarredollars (Post 11552865)
That's a very wize stamement Serge.. Is it yours, or are you quoting someone?

I heard it from my father when I was 16....

psili 12-19-2006 09:33 AM
I heard that story before as well, but not from the link I'm posting below. A quick search produced this link:

http://epc.buffalo.edu/authors/feder...s/sparrow.html . Don't know how accurate it is, but this is GFY, so.....

Quote:
Ahmed Soulaïman, a Siberian Tartar, told the Story of the Sparrow to Vasily Michailovitch Tolmatchoff who spent twenty years in a Siberian Gulag, Tolmatchoff told the story to Tiberiù Péskuy of Romania who spent seven years in jail where he met Mircea Cãrtãrescu who also spent seven years in jail for having written subversive poetry, and while in jail Tiberiù told Mircea the Story of the Sparrow, in turn Mircea after he got out of jail told that story to Gezim Hadaj of Albania who after having been tortured and condemned to death for refusing to kiss the feet of the President of Albania managed to escape to Romania and there met Mircea who told him the Story of the Sparrow in a Bucharest café where they met and exchanged stories, eventually after wandering for eight years Gezim ended up in Czecoslovakia where one of his cousins had also escaped, and there in Prague Gezim told his cousin Péter the Story of the Sparrow who then told it to his best friend Ivo Hlavizna, a young dissident who had almost been killed by a Russian tank when the Russian tanks rolled into Prague, Ivo met Maciej Swierkocki from Lód on a train traveling from Prague to Warsaw where both of them were going to attend a conference on Ways to Improve Your Life in the Socialist World, and Ivo told Maciej the Story of the Sparrow, and during the conference Maciej then told the story to Jerzy Patkowski, a friend he had not seen in years because Jerzy had been in jail for twelve years for reasons unknown to him, and when Jerzy, whom everybody called Jurek, got back home to Krakov he told the story to Andreij Slominski who during World War Two helped Jews escape from the death camps, and Andreij told the story to Namredef X, a survivor of Auschwitz, who many years later told me the Story of the Sparrow, and now Dear Reader, I will tell you that story, and perhaps after you've heard it you too may want to tell it to a friend, or even to an enemy.

NoComments 12-19-2006 09:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bizarredollars (Post 11552871)
Admiration and envy I suppose. :thumbsup

how exactly this converts into clicks?
:)

25% of GFY with traffic won't send me a single click because they are SMART and know that I'll fuck them faster than they can say "Ave Maria..."

..and everything else is just ain't worth my while.

Back to playing with my http://pusi.com , the CLEANEST porn site on the entire Internet.

will76 12-19-2006 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Winetalk (Post 11552774)
I wish I posted it on GFY earlier, this story and it's morals would save a lot of aggrevation.

Winter, very cold day, freezing - 35F and poor sparrow fell on the road, semi frozen and was about to die. The cow was coming home and cow dropped a large pile of maneur on poor sparrow's head.

The sparrow got warmed up by the maneur, unthowed and came back to life. Sparrow felt warm and cozy and even started singing a happy song. This happy song was heard by a cat who was walking near by, he came to investigate, found the sparrow, pulled it out of the shit and ...ate the sparrow for dinner.

Morals of the story:

1) Not everyone who shits on your head is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend.

3) When you are sitting in a pile of shit - don't sing loudly the happy songs.

"..and this si all I have to say about that"
perhaps you should have used a gay version of the story, boy alley may have gotten it then.

John69 12-19-2006 09:50 AM
haha... i love it

LiveDose 12-19-2006 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Winetalk (Post 11552774)
I wish I posted it on GFY earlier, this story and it's morals would save a lot of aggrevation.

Winter, very cold day, freezing - 35F and poor sparrow fell on the road, semi frozen and was about to die. The cow was coming home and cow dropped a large pile of maneur on poor sparrow's head.

The sparrow got warmed up by the maneur, unthowed and came back to life. Sparrow felt warm and cozy and even started singing a happy song. This happy song was heard by a cat who was walking near by, he came to investigate, found the sparrow, pulled it out of the shit and ...ate the sparrow for dinner.

Morals of the story:

1) Not everyone who shits on your head is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend.

3) When you are sitting in a pile of shit - don't sing loudly the happy songs.

"..and this si all I have to say about that"


Ha ha Awesome post:thumbsup

BoyAlley 12-19-2006 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11552974)
perhaps you should have used a gay version of the story, boy alley may have gotten it then.

Nevermind. I'm relatively new to the industry, so don't know much about dramas of days gone by. Someone filled me in about WineTalk.

1. My hunch was a good one, as he and MikeAI did use to be in business together. His ridiculous stances now all make sense.
2. Based on his history, he's the LAST person on GFY that should be starting a thread with the word "morals" in it.

Don't think I need to go back and forth with him on this issue, or any other issue for that matter.

NoComments 12-19-2006 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11553000)

Nevermind. I'm relatively new to the industry, so don't know much about dramas of days gone by. Someone filled me in about WineTalk.

1. My hunch was a good one, as he and MikeAI did use to be in business together. His ridiculous stances now all make sense.
2. Based on his history, he's the LAST person on GFY that should be starting a thread with the word "morals" in it.

Don't think I need to go back and forth with him on this issue, or any other issue for that matter.
This LAST person on GFY is now stuck to your silly ass (you are so lucky!),
and every place you go here, you find me shitting in your mouth, 'cuz I wanna be kind to you, and there is NOTHING you can do about that.

You'll be eating my shit 'til I get bored with you, and I don't see it happening any time soon. How much Jordan is paying you for your sig? What a waste of money......

BoyAlley 12-19-2006 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Winetalk (Post 11553020)
This LAST person on GFY is now stuck to your silly ass (you are so lucky!),
and every place you go here, you find me shitting in your mouth, 'cuz I wanna be kind to you, and there is NOTHING you can do about that.

You'll be eating my shit 'til I get bored with you, and I don't see it happening any time soon. How much Jordan is paying you for your sig? What a waste of money......
That's fine by me. Dealing with people like you is nothing new.

I'll be more than happy to keep your opinions in perspective for those, who like me, haven't been around long enough to know exactly who and what you are / were.

As for my sig, I don't now, nor have I ever, made a penny off of selling it. I auction it off every few months to raise money for charity. To answer your question, it's raised $24,000 since August.

Jman 12-19-2006 10:12 AM
Damn this is a great post, mind if I right click and save ;-)

JFK 12-19-2006 10:15 AM
All I gotta say is ............. "AAAAAAveeeee....... Mariiiiiiiiiiiiia...":karaoke :GFYBand :GFYBand :xmas-smil

alexg 12-19-2006 10:15 AM
nice story :)

NoComments 12-19-2006 10:24 AM
Boy Alley, in case if you are wondering why were you chosen:
some people are too stupid to realise how stupid they are. They are my favorite toys. No batteries required and go on and on like an Energizer Bunny.

Jordan, where did you find such a rarety like this?

donnie 12-19-2006 10:25 AM
It's "morals" and not "morales" you idiot

Forest 12-19-2006 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Winetalk (Post 11552774)
I wish I posted it on GFY earlier, this story and it's morals would save a lot of aggrevation.

Winter, very cold day, freezing - 35F and poor sparrow fell on the road, semi frozen and was about to die. The cow was coming home and cow dropped a large pile of maneur on poor sparrow's head.

The sparrow got warmed up by the maneur, unthowed and came back to life. Sparrow felt warm and cozy and even started singing a happy song. This happy song was heard by a cat who was walking near by, he came to investigate, found the sparrow, pulled it out of the shit and ...ate the sparrow for dinner.

Morals of the story:

1) Not everyone who shits on your head is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend.

3) When you are sitting in a pile of shit - don't sing loudly the happy songs.

"..and this si all I have to say about that"
PEARL!!!!!!
:thumbsup

Peaches 12-19-2006 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donnie (Post 11553116)
It's "morals" and not "morales" you idiot
Seriously, is that the ONLY misspelled word you've found in Serge's posts? It's usually every other word that's misspelled :)

Pleasurepays 12-19-2006 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11553055)
That's fine by me. Dealing with people like you is nothing new.

I'll be more than happy to keep your opinions in perspective for those, who like me, haven't been around long enough to know exactly who and what you are / were.

translation to English from Gay-Speak

"i'm just an angry, bitter, hate filled and opinionated person... who like most opinionated people think my opinion is the only one that matters. your's, to put it simply, is wrong if i don't approve of it. i get even with all the hate in the world by hating it back. although i love to talk about "right" and "wrong" and fairness, i hate. i project my own hate on to others.

should you beat me down in an argument with sound reasoning, logic and facts, i will retreat to childish name calling, character bashing and insults like "you're a bigot", "you're a racist", "you're a fucking scumbag republican", "you're a neo conservative jesus freak" until you finally give up, realizing the futility of arguing with a spiteful and insecure child"

Pleasurepays 12-19-2006 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donnie (Post 11553116)
It's "morals" and not "morales" you idiot
are you quoting Jesus?

NoComments 12-19-2006 10:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donnie (Post 11553116)
It's "morals" and not "morales" you idiot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=676444

I am an idiot, but I know how to hook monitors to the laptop....

son, when have you realised you were a gay for the first time?

donnie 12-19-2006 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11553131)
Seriously, is that the ONLY misspelled word you've found in Serge's posts? It's usually every other word that's misspelled :)
I don't read his posts but you are probably right. He's an idiot :2 cents:

Deej 12-19-2006 10:35 AM
Fight Fight Fight!

http://images.art.com/images/product...0/11896203.jpg

Peaches 12-19-2006 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donnie (Post 11553148)
I don't read his posts but you are probably right. He's an idiot :2 cents:
LOL! Serge has been called a LOT of things in this biz, but anyone who knows him has NEVER called him an idiot. :1orglaugh

1. English is his 2nd (or 3rd of 4th language) and more importantly,
2. He doesn't give a shit :thumbsup

SmokeyTheBear 12-19-2006 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11552791)
Oh so Slick should thank DirectNic for shutting him down and forcing him to clean up his act?
lay off the haterade its just a story :winkwink:

In other threads he may have spoken differently i havent read all of them , but in this one he was just pointing out advice not laying blame.. he didnt even mention directnic .. personally i think his advice was pretty valid.. ( then again we arent barnyard animals , or are we ? ) I dont think anyone wants to see registrars becoming "internet police" including the resgistrars. Directnic has nothing to gain by being "proactive" in this case except lost business, sad really when they should be applauded for doing something we all wish we could do from time to time.. I think in their overzealousness they managed to turn something that should have been technical into something personal. and i dont think thats the role of a registrar.. but hey i could be wrong..

NoComments 12-19-2006 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11553160)
2. He doesn't give a shit :thumbsup
I do, I do, I am calling Jordan Levinson as soon as I find his cell number and offer him "donnie" to replace "alley" for 1/2 the price!

BoyAlley 12-19-2006 10:40 AM
Hahaha. Now Peaches is going to move to replying to every post about WineTalk defending him?

Honestly Peaches, you need to learn how to choose your friends a bit better....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

donnie 12-19-2006 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11553160)
LOL! Serge has been called a LOT of things in this biz, but anyone who knows him has NEVER called him an idiot. :1orglaugh

1. English is his 2nd (or 3rd of 4th language) and more importantly,
2. He doesn't give a shit :thumbsup
I don't know him but he's still an idiot. And I really don't care if he gives a shit or not.

English is my 4th language too...

SmokeyTheBear 12-19-2006 10:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11553131)
Seriously, is that the ONLY misspelled word you've found in Serge's posts? It's usually every other word that's misspelled :)

aggravation , unthawed and manure..:winkwink: but hey who am i to talk hah i'm just as bad..

BoyAlley 12-19-2006 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donnie (Post 11553184)
I don't know him but he's still an idiot. And I really don't care if he gives a shit or not.

English is my 4th language too...
Donnie, WineTalk's first language is Russian I believe. Which in and of itself isn't a bad thing, unless that is the stereotypes turn out to hold true in this particular case.... :Oh crap

I think that's all I need to say on the matter. I'm not getting into a pissing match with someone like him.

NoComments 12-19-2006 10:43 AM
Jordan Levinson, here are 2 contenders for WEG sig whoring:
both morons, both uniquely qualified,
one is 1/2 the price of another.

I'm starting new thread to pimp you both for a price of one!

SmokeyTheBear 12-19-2006 10:43 AM
hmm im not sure "unthawed" is a word.. wouldnt you just be thawing .. wouldnt unthawing be the opposite of thawing like unfreezing is the opposite of freezing.. hmm its too early for me to use my brain.

Deej 12-19-2006 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11553197)
Donnie, WineTalk's first language is Russian I believe. Which in and of itself isn't a bad thing, unless that is the stereotypes turn out to hold true in this particular case.... :Oh crap

I think that's all I need to say on the matter. I'm not getting into a pissing match with someone like him.
No stereotyping BoAlley. Makes your Elbow dry up a lil....

NoComments 12-19-2006 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11553197)
I'm not getting into a pissing match with someone like him.

of course you are not, you are been shitted on. Just keep your mouth open, you are doing fine.

Peaches 12-19-2006 10:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11553178)
Hahaha. Now Peaches is going to move to replying to every post about WineTalk defending him?

Honestly Peaches, you need to learn how to choose your friends a bit better....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Trust me, after 10+ years in this business and 45 years in this world, I do know who my friends are in and out of this biz :) I look at many you have attached yourself to and just shake my head, knowing that you will eventually get screwed over by them. If you were a friend of mine, I'd warn you.

NoComments 12-19-2006 10:50 AM
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=688209

I am packaging you two and pimping you out.

Maybe Jordan Levinson of WEG Cash pay me brokerage fee.

Peaches 12-19-2006 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11553203)
hmm im not sure "unthawed" is a word.. wouldnt you just be thawing .. wouldnt unthawing be the opposite of thawing like unfreezing is the opposite of freezing.. hmm its too early for me to use my brain.
It's like people who use the word "unquote". You can't UN quote something. You can END the quote though. I've always used "endquote".

Then again, "gone missing" has always been a bizarre mix of words too. :thumbsup

Forest 12-19-2006 10:54 AM
ahhh this thread smells of the good ole days

remember flat boards

:)

Peaches 12-19-2006 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Winetalk (Post 11553236)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=688209

I am packaging you two and pimping you out.

Maybe Jordan Levinson of WEG Cash pay me brokerage fee.
Looking at several recent events, I'm not 100% convinced Jordan and Jason are as involved in WEG as they used to, and perhaps need to, be.

NoComments 12-19-2006 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11553252)
Looking at several recent events, I'm not 100% convinced Jordan and Jason are as involved in WEG as they used to, and perhaps need to, be.
It's OK, I am here to watch their backs
:)

tranza 12-19-2006 11:17 AM
Nice morals...

Agent 488 12-19-2006 11:21 AM
senior citizen trolls - now i've seen everything ...:1orglaugh

Dveron 12-19-2006 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11553197)

I think that's all I need to say on the matter. I'm not getting into a pissing match with someone like him.
Sounds like you've been told that Serge could become your worst fucking nightmare :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 12-19-2006 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dveron (Post 11553380)
Sounds like you've been told that Serge could become your worst fucking nightmare :1orglaugh

Why? Because of the types of people he apparently use to associate himself with? :1orglaugh

I've had to deal with many many many people like that before. They're a dime a dozen....


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