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Big_D 12-18-2006 05:00 AM

Its definitley a fucking monday...
 
Well, its monday thats for god damned sure. And its a shit one at that.

Last night i hopped on my motorbike and was headed home. I didnt realize my front tire was flat as I only had to drive straight. Anyhow, I take a left turn onto a main road and hit a sand spot. the tire rolled, and I went sliding across pavement at fucking 15-20kph into oncoming traffic.

Ok, so I pick the bike back up and make it home. The girlfriend then cleans up my road rash with fucking iodine and alcohol. Then it started to feel better.

After she finishes her fucking friend gets done making some hot soup and trips and spills hot soup all over my fucking scrapes. Hurt like a son of a bitch.

So, I think the worse is over, hell no. I wake up this morning and my neighbors dog comes up happy as always waggin his tail. I reach down and give him a pet and then out of nowhere the fucking bastard bit me. I really hope tuesday gets better, Im fuckin hurting.

Pimpin_J 12-18-2006 05:02 AM

Haha, poor buddy:) Hope you get well soon!

Big_D 12-18-2006 05:07 AM

thanks dood, i figured i would just vent my shitty ass mishaps to my fellow gfyers

Wiggles 12-18-2006 05:08 AM

damn thats a big string of bad luck, hope it gets better man!

Gentle_Ben 12-18-2006 05:14 AM

goddamn! keep truckin man, tomorrow HAS GOT TO BE better :winkwink:

Pete-KT 12-18-2006 05:14 AM

Dude that sucks, I thought the motorcycle part u told me about was the worst, the dog and soup made it even worse, Hope today is better

Przemek 12-18-2006 06:20 AM

Think the other way - it could be even worse :)

For me it's a veeeery sleepy monday. I had to drink energy drink to not fall asleep in front of PC.

needlive 12-18-2006 07:29 AM

Could be worse...thank God you're ok

Big_D 12-18-2006 08:24 AM

thanks for caring everyone

bns666 12-18-2006 08:30 AM

mondays always suck!

HighSociety 12-18-2006 08:46 AM

holy shit, i would lock myself indoors and not come out until tomorrow, check the bottom of your shoes to see if you stepped in his shit when you ran back inside

HammerALL 12-18-2006 08:47 AM

Fuck bro - that's shitty - bite the dog back - that's what I do to mine :winkwink:

The Ghost 12-18-2006 08:49 AM

Be greatful it wasn't much worse D.

a1ka1ine 12-18-2006 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11545866)
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After she finishes her fucking friend gets done making some hot soup and trips and spills hot soup all over my fucking scrapes. Hurt like a son of a bitch.

So, I think the worse is over, hell no. I wake up this morning and my neighbors dog comes up happy as always waggin his tail. I reach down and give him a pet and then out of nowhere the fucking bastard bit me. I really hope tuesday gets better, Im fuckin hurting.

oh shit!

and a lot of people getting bit by dogs today, full moon maybe:O ?

Basic_man 12-18-2006 08:59 AM

The joy of monday morning! :)

Martin 12-18-2006 09:17 AM

Dude, go buy a meal for a homless man, do some nice shit.. Need to get the karma points up.

CIVMatt 12-18-2006 09:21 AM

Well glad to hear your ok D.... take care of yourself!


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