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teh ghey 12-16-2006 11:01 PM

What's the best SEO software I can buy?
 
I'm in a buying mood and have my CC in my hand.
After Google bitchslapped me I want to buy some software to help me out.
What do you all recommend?

Barefootsies 12-16-2006 11:03 PM

I recommend you get yourself one of these for luck...


BJ 12-16-2006 11:03 PM

do it the normal natural way. No need for software

ramstein 12-16-2006 11:04 PM

There are some ...

spunkmaster 12-16-2006 11:05 PM

Notepad !

BJ 12-16-2006 11:07 PM

there is no use in cheating the system because that is all you will ever be doing is endlessly cheating and making no progress.

teh ghey 12-16-2006 11:08 PM

It is so fucking hard to try and listen to the teacher with the translation going on
https://youtube.com/watch?v=guyrlpkxMzE

teh ghey 12-16-2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureMeds (Post 11540405)
there is no use in cheating the system because that is all you will ever be doing is endlessly cheating and making no progress.

I'm not cheating, I'm looking fo software to make my pages more friendly and thexier to the SE's

BJ 12-16-2006 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh ghey (Post 11540413)
I'm not cheating, I'm looking fo software to make my pages more friendly and thexier to the SE's

you just contradicted yourself

X37375787 12-16-2006 11:12 PM

SEO software? You fuckin' kids think you can get everything donw the easy way and succeed, don't you?

Juilan 12-16-2006 11:13 PM

IBP SEO Software they also sell Arelis for building incoming links and managing them. I bought IBP myself and like it. :thumbsup

TheShaft 12-16-2006 11:15 PM

Hey bro. I can help you with SEO and exactly what your looking for. Shoot me a ICQ and lets talk: 373-847-993

teh ghey 12-16-2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureMeds (Post 11540419)
you just contradicted yourself

Boy, you guys are so ready to attack you jump on anything.
I dont know if the SE's like one format over another, like honda&civic, honda_civic, honda-civic, etc.

Webby 12-16-2006 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 11540391)
I recommend you get yourself one of these for luck...



How much are they Barefootsies? If I buy 10 does that mean higher ranking? :winkwink:

Altheon 12-16-2006 11:16 PM

I'll second Arelis. It's a great way to organize your link building efforts. Plus it can check if recip links are up and if not has the ability to automatically remove the offending link from your page.

-A

Webby 12-16-2006 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 11540425)
SEO software? You fuckin' kids think you can get everything donw the easy way and succeed, don't you?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

martinsc 12-16-2006 11:20 PM

invest the money in a good book and do the SEO with good old notepad :thumbsup

teh ghey 12-16-2006 11:22 PM

blah, fuck it

X37375787 12-16-2006 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh ghey (Post 11540451)
blah, fuck it

Don't let us discourage you - You'll blow three figures on some piece of shit which still won't make you any better of an SEO "expert". Great idea!

Seriously, stop being such a lazy bitch.

teh ghey 12-16-2006 11:25 PM

Thanks for Arelis, checking it out now

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 11540443)
invest the money in a good book and do the SEO with good old notepad :thumbsup

I do SEO now and was doing good but they just dropped me and I dont know what I did wrong, so Im looking for something to buy that can help me learn the right ways.

Barefootsies 12-16-2006 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby (Post 11540435)
How much are they Barefootsies? If I buy 10 does that mean higher ranking? :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

teh ghey 12-16-2006 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 11540460)
Don't let us discourage you - You'll blow three figures on some piece of shit which still won't make you any better of an SEO "expert". Great idea!

Seriously, stop being such a lazy bitch.

Actually I posted a thread by you praising some SEO software you bought and showing what a hypocrite you are, but decided it's a waste of my time to get into stupid arguments.

So keep measuring your dick and pissing on "the newbie kids" for asking questions all you want, but you were there once too.

tytyguy 12-16-2006 11:31 PM

download wordpress

emthree 12-16-2006 11:31 PM

Notepad.exe

woj 12-16-2006 11:40 PM

custom made :thumbsup

pr0phet 12-16-2006 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11540518)
custom made :thumbsup

what he said

anything that is sold is either useless or so many people are taking advantage of the technique that by the time your SERPS come in...... its still useless

you have to figure out a technique that works, then figure out how to duplicate it fast, then figure out how to automate it

then have someone who knows how to code write a script to automate it for you

best SEO advice you'll ever get

3131

nick3131 12-16-2006 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0phet (Post 11540528)
what he said

anything that is sold is either useless or so many people are taking advantage of the technique that by the time your SERPS come in...... its still useless

you have to figure out a technique that works, then figure out how to duplicate it fast, then figure out how to automate it

then have someone who knows how to code write a script to automate it for you

best SEO advice you'll ever get

3131

damn was logged on my old account

TheJimmy 12-16-2006 11:44 PM

WG was sexying me up on ICQ the other day and told me it's all about the metatags..... baby....

:pimp

popy 12-16-2006 11:47 PM

Are you talking about a software like seo elite.

Z 12-16-2006 11:57 PM

Your answer lies in my sig!

Turboface 12-17-2006 01:41 AM

I would suggest using one of the free meta tag generators out there. Search on Google, there's no shortage of sites offering this and other seo type tools. After you have your meta tags all set up, submit your site to the engines.

There are so many programs and sites out there that will submit your site to the search engines, but the best piece of software I have found for this is HERE. The database currently contains 2245 search engines and directories. They have a free trial, so download it and check it out for yourself.

Webby 12-17-2006 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by popy (Post 11540553)
Are you talking about a software like seo elite.

That looked useful from the specs and had a look - it's very hyped :pimp It has a foul interface and very limited unless ya happen to have a use for it with adwords. Same with a lot of software - there are good bits in each along with a load of junk - so gave up and wrote stuff with the most useful elements embedded.

Bottom line - no "software" is going to create rankings in engines - they are just tools.

OzMan 12-17-2006 02:50 AM

avoid anything whose home page has yellow highlighter font and takes more than an hour to scroll to the bottom to get "today's special deal"

Kristian 12-17-2006 02:55 AM

There are actually some good packages out there for the mundane seo stuff (which im sure have already been listed). If you want to step it up, you need to decide what else you require, and take a visit to rentacoder (unless you can code).

Vick! 12-17-2006 03:03 AM

depends on your needs, Overall I recommend using WebCEO. It help you in analyzing keywords, competetion and help in on-page optimization, submission stuff and much more..

Basic version of it is completly free.

Jace 12-17-2006 03:17 AM

IBP/Arelis is pretty nice for organization and helpful hints

Elixir 12-17-2006 04:47 AM

hahahah LOL this thread is so stupid !

en21 12-17-2006 06:59 AM

this is interesting

scottybuzz 12-17-2006 07:12 AM

using seo software is like throwing money down the drain. If it was that amazing everyone would be using it. and only the first 10 results count in google ;)

ronbotx 12-17-2006 01:28 PM

There is no magic bullet. I would not trust any of the so called GFY "SEO experts", epecially those who advertise "black hat" techniques who are likely to get your sites banned.


If you are looking for "FREE" collection of basic SEO tools, as well as "FREE" online training course in basic SEO and site optimization techniques try this WebCEO
The only time you pay for anything is an upgrade for the "professional" version of the tool. I've got it myself and find it useful.

ramstein 12-17-2006 01:47 PM

I like web ceo also. good stuff!

suesheboy 12-17-2006 02:15 PM

http://www.meanseo.com look under the pro tools and check out the free tools too.

aico 12-17-2006 02:43 PM

Web Position Gold :)

GooSearch 12-17-2006 02:49 PM

icq me.. its not software.its mr :). best way is inbound links, jeyword rich.. and for what you would spend i will help you out some with pr 3 inbound links and see if we can't get you some targeted pages

johndoebob 12-17-2006 02:52 PM

See sig.:2 cents:

teh ghey 12-17-2006 03:34 PM

Glad I asked, WebCEO was all I needed. It shows me where my site is good and where I need to change shit. That's all I needed. thanks a lot

skillfull 12-17-2006 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh ghey (Post 11543245)
Glad I asked, WebCEO was all I needed. It shows me where my site is good and where I need to change shit. That's all I needed. thanks a lot

what Equinox is trying to say i think, (or my personnal advice on this whatever) is that you don't need a software to do SEO, in fact, the "advice" the software give you are at best, usefull, or more than often exploited by everyone and their mom. Think outside the box and learn by yourself, there is no 100% sure thing in SEO, no one can absolutly know how the SE are working, we can just extrapolate from results we get from experiments. So, don't invest in a software, invest time to learn or hire someone who is good doing it.

scottybuzz 12-17-2006 04:30 PM

dont think you should hire someone as chances are they will rip you off as they could do exactly the same thing they could do for their sites.

Adult Trade 12-17-2006 04:35 PM

The only way to get SE traffic is good keyword on page, meta tag, css style, and many link on other sites !

VexXxed 01-04-2007 01:59 AM

Search Engine Cloaker or Autoblogger Pro


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