Sometimes when I get drunk I ...
 

... pick my nose till it bleeds.



(your turn)

get banned from pizza places for passing out while the pizza guy is ringing my doorbell to no avail.

I do that without being drunk :1orglaugh

I cry when I'm drunk... never fails. It really is a depressant :Oh crap

my thoughts exactly....

I wake up with girls I don't know

Yeah this happens some times. :()

i sometimes get drunk and thrown out of convenience stores for pissing in the refreshment coolers...

i call the phone sex lines ;)

I pee a lot.

:)

i pass out a lot

I'm drunk.......5 beers, I'm cheap drunk.


:(

Oh shit, that's bad!

lol you guys cry when you get drunk? lol that's funny shit

I shave my legs till they get flowless. :pimp

...Black out and find out in the morning that I made an ass of myself and threatened to smash a bottle over my friend's head for no reason.

:(

I just get sad...

I can make my dinner appear :(

Whenever I'm drunk I tend to sleep and shut my mouth:)

gaylord:1orglaugh

I post here

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

I tend to be more emotional. Just like most of the men here. :pimp

Do really stupid shit:helpme

I'm the real myself ;)

some things I wish I never knew. This is one of them. Sadly, I can never un-know this

Jacking off in front of my computer.. man.. when u drunk ur fantasy become amazing