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SetTheWorldonFire 07-20-2002 03:35 PM

What race would be your alternate
 
Choose from black, white, mexican, or asian.
Add specific qualities of your own race.

If I was'nt mexican, I'd probably be black. They say they have bigger dicks and I'd love to be a rapper, they get chicks and they're rich as fuck.


My race Qualities are:

Fine Women, Sexy language, and the good ass food, especially my mom's homemade tortillas.
:Graucho

hahmike 07-20-2002 03:39 PM

wasn't aware that european and white were two different things...

qualities of my race: no need to explain. we are superior. :smokin

nocostporn 07-20-2002 03:42 PM

hm good question,I'm white but probably black because thats who I've grown up with and been around my whole life,also every stereotype placed on black people I'm good at... i.e. music and basketball.... OH and you can usually find me bonin a light skinned chick a few times a week :1orglaugh

Sly_RJ 07-20-2002 03:46 PM

:1orglaugh

I'm not one to match qualities with race, instead I usually match qualities with socioeconomical upbringings. And I match that to a T...

cold_ice 07-20-2002 03:51 PM

Well im mexican and theres nothing better in my eyes. But if i had to be another race it would have to be either Spanish or italin. If nothing else for the fucking accent. Im glad we never would have to pick. Our food is the best and are women are hot.:thumbsup

Goonx 07-20-2002 04:47 PM

What? No "Jewish" ? WTF??

hahmike 07-20-2002 04:52 PM

judaism isn't a race, kid. its a religion.

reddawg 07-20-2002 04:53 PM

I am a mutt and I am a little bit of much and much more I am not sure of, also I am full of shit and you should know it, so I am what I am and I am not Popeye:mad:

AdultWire 07-20-2002 05:00 PM

Right on.. well I see black is winning. If I couldn't be a Black American/Canadian, I'd be a black russian.

BVF 07-20-2002 05:04 PM

if I wasn't black, I'd want to be a Jewish White or a mobbed up Italian.

Fro 07-20-2002 05:05 PM

What?! No option for Canine?

B40 07-20-2002 05:06 PM

Zergs and Protoss...and the Night Elves

Jamdin 07-20-2002 05:24 PM

I'd have to go with succubi...they give one hell of wet dream :Graucho

.:Frog:. 07-20-2002 05:42 PM

I'm white, maybe I'd go with japanese if I had to pick a second race.
Tokyo has tons and tons of cool shit. Like looking 15 years into the future in some regards. The food & women are great as well.

Being a Native Indian would be my second choice. They get HUGE government payments for doing nothing.
Instead of using that money to buy booze & smokes (like most of them do) I would use that money to make money.
Put all your business in someones name like a girlfriend (but she would never have the passwords to anything) then throw half your insane welfare check at advertising your sites.
You could live fine & throw cash at your sites every month. Easy life.

Captain Canada 07-20-2002 07:20 PM

I wouldnt mind being an Eskimo.... or maybe a Rough Rider.

mijoon 07-20-2002 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
judaism isn't a race, kid. its a religion.
Some jews are atheists....

nocostporn 07-20-2002 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mijoon


Some jews are atheists....


is it just me or did that make no sense what so ever?


i challenge somebody to step up and say jewdism is a race... lol please do it...PLEASE

Pornwolf 07-20-2002 07:52 PM

WTF is JEWDISM!?!

nocostporn 07-20-2002 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
WTF is JEWDISM!?!
i can pronounce it,maybe I just can't spell it :1orglaugh ...but you got the point bitch

tree 07-20-2002 10:47 PM

if i wasnt a hungarian jew

I would be a japanese Bukkake Porn Star!
Lo-Wang-Dong

EscortBiz 07-20-2002 11:42 PM

Mazal Tov

Tishah Bov

LOLLLLLLLL

i still remember shit ok

steffie 07-20-2002 11:48 PM

I don't wanna be another race, I wanna be 20 years younger..

EscortBiz 07-20-2002 11:54 PM

Steffie then you'll be underage :-(

Whats up steffie long time no speak how is everything?

Pornwolf 07-21-2002 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn


i can pronounce it,maybe I just can't spell it :1orglaugh ...but you got the point bitch

I think I got ya. That's ok, most of us Kristyans can't spell too good.:winkwink:

xxxChamp 07-21-2002 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain Canada
I wouldnt mind being an Eskimo.... or maybe a Rough Rider.
an eskimo??? dont their women have very cold pussies ???

Trenton 07-21-2002 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire

If I was'nt mexican, I'd probably be black. They say they have bigger dicks and I'd love to be a rapper, they get chicks and they're rich as fuck.


Talk about stereotyping.

(the big dick thing is true)

Pathfinder 07-21-2002 01:43 PM

From some of the responses given; the question should have been what nationality instead of what race.

digi 07-21-2002 02:56 PM

Most rappers doesnt have any money. Its all rented to make them look flashy. Its just a very selected few that make a shitload like eminem and jay-z. The rest gets ass raped by the record companies.


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