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FATPad 07-20-2002 06:22 AM

The more relationships I have...
 
the more I understand the concept of mail order brides.

:(

Oh well...

I guess the possibilities are endless now...so do I want a Russian or Asian...hmmm...

KingK7 07-20-2002 06:23 AM

Go for asian!
Those thai chicks are HOT!

EscortBiz 07-20-2002 08:38 AM

thai chicks are hot and know hot to do shit that is amazing but make sure you soak em in a tub before cuz they can stink im not kidding also if she came from tahi within the past 3 years stay away chances are she got more STD's then names in the phone book

FATPad 07-20-2002 08:40 AM

Sounds yummy.:Oh crap

quiet 07-20-2002 08:41 AM

so you broke up TODAY? shitty.

mjrools23 07-20-2002 09:29 AM

lol...anyone know a mail order bride site

Wizzo 07-20-2002 10:30 AM

Just hire a full time house cleaner it's cheaper...:)

MrBrian 07-20-2002 11:00 AM

>Just hire a full time house cleaner it's cheaper...

with the way laws are leaning towards women, she'll probably be able to take 1/2 of your money if she catches you with another maid

Pathfinder 07-20-2002 11:04 AM

Get yourself a good dog...canine type...they are trustworthy.

FATPad 07-20-2002 11:46 AM

I have two dogs. :)

Steve 07-20-2002 02:54 PM

Dude, simply go to Sleazy's site, sign up with Adult Friend Finder, and you'll be all set!

You don't want a mail order bride. The accent will drive you up the wall within 3 months.

gothweb 07-20-2002 03:01 PM

http://www.confidentialconnections.com (I think)

You know what sucks? I am not a citizen of the country I live in, so I am useless to a mail-order bride. She can come to England and get US citizenship if she marries my poor ass. Big whoop. ;)

That said, where do I look? I'm not single, but the plural of spouse is spice, right?

Pornwolf 07-20-2002 04:52 PM

Asians & Russians are nice. Very 'willing to please' and I don't just mean that in a sexual way. It will be a good vacation for you from your average chick but I guarantee you will want the 'fire' that an American babe brings after a while.

reddawg 07-20-2002 04:59 PM

Don't be an ass. Mail order brides are burned out hookers who will probably bring you aids. Just jackoff or go to the cat house when you feel the urge. Marriage ain't a neccessity, we are here if you get lonely.:thumbsup


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