How do you hold your farts in when you're in a relationship?
 

I just had a 1 night stand and the whole time I had to fart. Finally I went into the bathroom (hotel room) and farted ito a crumpled up towel to muffle the noise and not gross out my date.
How do people do it in relationships?
Serious question, can it ruin a relationship? I dont like other people's farts. It bothers me.

You can usually walk away and sneak one but remember it will follow you back... haha... but be careful not to SHART. Then you're in serious trouble.

The worst is when you wake up at HER place, very hungover in her small ass apartment, and you have the mad beer runs ready to explode out of your ass at any moment. And the only bathroom is right there, connected to the bedroom.

A girl left me alone at her apartment once while she went to work. I jumped for the toilet to shit as soon as she left. Unfortunately she came back during the event, she forgot something.

Wonder if I should call her back? :)

try bring gas x with you when your gonna go out on a date...never tried it but im sure itll work.

Love means never having to hold a fart in...let it rip, if she leaves...it wasn't meant to be, if she stays...you have a keeper - and if she faints, lay off the Mexican food. :thumbsup

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Buy special medicaments against that. and eat all the time.
Or better: stop eating fastfood!

when im in a relationship i just hold the girl down and fart in her mouth. Or i just say a spider barked.

well since your name is 'teh ghey' dont other gay guys like that?

:Oh crap :helpme

Simple. You don't... :pimp

.........it will follow you back..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

if its a one night stand.. who cares.. let it rip

And make sure you pull the covers over her head!

Tell her you think she just farted and then fart. Proceed to tell her you just heard her fart but you don't mind...

The towel acts as a nice silencer but I'd also suggest flushing a toilet or running the tap as well to be sure.

Oh, and light a match.

Men are expected to fart, so just let it rip baby!

Just stay away and be back when you're done :1orglaugh

I usually go to the bathroom ..my farts don't smell like roses :(

shart - rofl

HIDE THEM???

HAHAHAHA

my wife and I have fart battles to see who can rip them louder

you just have to let it go I fart you fart she farts its part of being human and if she makes a big deal fuck her/him she is a pretentious bitch/asshole

I let them Rip

if u cant rip ass in a relationship then its pointless

Well said!! :thumbsup

fcuk that....i fart in front of my gf....relatives............blast it up