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After having been awake so long yesterday, I thought I would sleep tonight and reverse my night schedule to a day schedule, but it didn't work out. I woke up about an hour ago; tried to get some work done, but lost interest, so I decided to do some posting. Maybe when I get my first pot of coffee down, and clear the cob webs from my mind, I will feel more like doing some work.

Some Traficant quotes:

The unanimous vote by the 10-member House Committee on Standards of Official Conduct came hours after a defiant Traficant appeared before the committee and urged members to stay any decision on his punishment and to hear from witnesses who could testify on his behalf.

"Otherwise, I will break out of prison and I'll make a neck tie out of some these bureaucrats," he said.

"Many of them are so dumb they could throw themselves at the ground and miss," Traficant said of members of the news media.

"I would ask the committee not to ask me any questions, because I've got to go to the bathroom. I'm disgusted, busted, can't be trusted."

"I will take with me a file, a chisel, a knife, I will try and get some major explosives, try to fight my way out," Traficant said of the possibility of his incarceration.

"And then when I get out I will grab a sword like Maximus Meridius Demidius and as a Gladiator I will stab people in the crotch." Maximus Meridius was the gladiator Russell Crowe portrayed in the movie "Gladiator."

"There are no ethics in politics," the nine-term Ohio Democrat declared at his ethics hearing. "And there should be no ethics committee. It is dog eat dog. Castrate your opponent."

"When I got to the floor for this final execution, I will wear a denim outfit," he announced at his ethics hearing.

"I will walk in there like Willie Nelson, combination of John Wayne, Will Smith -- 'Men in Black' -- James Brown," he said. "Maybe do a Michael Jackson moonwalk, right up to the stand and ask unanimous contempt to undress and revile the House."

Traficant has previously stated that he will run for another term from prison.

Love him, hate him, or indifferent to him, he is quite the character.