How paymonde stole Christmas
 

Its October 15, and Howard Cohen is thinking how to get more website owners to do buisness with Paymonde

Phone ringing....

Cohen picks up phone "PAYMONDE".

"Hello, this is the account manager from Bank Of Philippine, may I speck to Howard Cohen please"

COHEN: "this is he"

BANK: "We are sorry to inform you that we have lost our MasterCard account and we no longer process MasterCard for you or anyone."

COHEN: "What???, why, oh shit, what will we do?"

Cohen then places a call to Norton and tells him the bad news and they meet to discuss this shitty situation.

NORTON: "I know this day will come"

COHEN: "So what will we do now?" Should we tell site owners to start looking for new processor?

NORTON: "What? Are you crazy? fuck them and their mothers." We continue like nothing happened, and we let them send us as many sales as we can, then we take the money and run".

COHEN: "But wont they sue us"?

NORTON: "How they can sue us if they can't find us? Besides, iBill fucked them with over 17 million, and what happened to iBill? NOTHING!"

COHEN: "Yes, that's it", hahahahahaha, hahahahaha".

NORTON: "Here is what we do... We pay 10% of website owners, and those 10% will write nice remarks about us and give hope to the other 90% and keep them quite. In the meantime, we lock everyone out of control panel, and continue to rebill their members."

COHEN "YES, THAT'S IT!"

NORTON: "While the suckers wait to get paid, we send all our money out of the country, and after we milk them for all they have, we file for bankruptcy."

COHEN: "What about our Funds2go business, wont we lose that".

NORTON: Hmmm, I tell you what we do, we put Funds2go under the name of Jelly Joe, and we say he owns it. This way, no one will know."

COHEN: "YES, I LOVE YOUR IDEA, YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY".
(Cohen is so turned on by this idea he starts sucking on Norton dick)

And so it goes... as the site owners hopes and dreams turn to nightmare this Christmas season, Cohen and Norton are having a very merry Christmas with everones money.

ibill screwed people out of 25 million and not 17... just to get that fact straight!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It's actually JOLLY JOE, or Joey Bransky who is now the front guy fro funds2go... Im sure joey bransky was involved somewhere in the dick sucking aslo :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I actually think you are close on what really happened.

I skipped a step in Nort leaving, and Howie being made CEO of iMonde.

Plus some of their past antics with the underage, and modeling business catching up to them (posted in other Paymonde threads. Use search).

But I would say the rest is pretty dead on.

Who would remain silent for WEEKS and NOT tell their clients about their situation?!!? I mean really. Then locking people out of their control panels, and so forth.

Their own actions condemned their company. No one else.

:2 cents:

yeah but what happened ot all the threats of lawsuits blah blah
i still have not got anything.

how many others got nothing?

:) You could be a succesful movie scripts writer!

I would venture to say, to date, that 99 percent of NO-Paymonde webmasters have received NOTHING, NADA, NIENTE, RIEN!!!!

And I imagine that Howie and Snort are having a wonderful Channukah/Xmas season replete with lovely gaudy goldy glittering giftees from Cartier, Tiffany and, their favorite, Gems-to-Go. Love those BLOOD DIAMONDS!

Is there any depth to which these horrendous sleazy scumbags will not sink?

As far as lawsuits are concerned, Miura had best answer that question.

As with iBill - it's astounding that the adult biz are so weak when it comes to action. You could shit all over this industry and they would not utter a word (other than pointless verbal spewage).

Hell knows why this is - this business is like any other, but obviously the people in it appear not to have the balls to take fairly simple action when they are conned.

iBill example - after plenty fuss and pissing of frilly panties, there was one avenue highly advocated. This was to lodge all complaint data with the Attorrney General in Florida. After giving a reasonable time, I called the AG's office and they were still waiting to get more complaints in. Asked how many had complained? Fourteen. Suggested they find something more worthwhile to do - it's a waste of time.

Ignore all crap from this industry about suing or debt collection - you are on your own, either with your lawyer - or making yourself available to law enforcement in Canada - and staying with it until full closure time since no lawyer or law officer has the time to spend on this.

Fortunately, got no dealings with WhatEverTheyWantToCallThemselves and was paid by iBill. If it's criminal - skip the niceties of civil litigation and get them in cuffs and forget money (unless some is recovered). This can be done very quickly on presentation of evidence.

BTW... Do think it is criminal in this instance - but mixed with a wishy washy load of other bullshit. It needs cleaned up and simplified.

Bump...simply because more people should read this!

interesting info

Well i hope they get caught up with. What they did is unforgivable. I hope you guys get your money.

:( havent recieved a penny since 3 months ago :( :( :(

First time I met Howard was in Montreal during Qwebec Expo. He was a dope smoking machine trying to be the biggest comedian and was making everyone laugh... but me.

My first impression, I did not trust the guy.

Sooo glad I stuck by my first impression and never done any business nore refered them to any of my contacts or clients.

I feel sorry for the people that are owed money.

After seeing how he and his staff acted at trade shows like 3 year olds on crack I KNEW i would never do business with them

But why didn't you tell us that before ?

yeah thats what i think. Unneccessary loud mouthing but no action at all

How do they keep rebilling if they lost their processing capability?

bump 5678

And yet another bump for NO Paymonde and NO payouts and NO news is, in this case, BAD news for webmasters ripped off at Christmastime.