How do you trust anything that doesnt like pussy?
 

I mean pussy is probably the greatest thing on earth, maybe in the universe, i love to lick it, poke it, shit i would slip my entire head in there and camp out for a night if i could.

I could probably fuck 24/7 and not ever think about money again. Because money is definatly a close runner up.

How the hell do you trust anyone who does not like pussy? (gay guys i am talking to you) hell even alot of "straight" girls have tooken a trip down to the pussy zone before.

And i know for sure when girls are playing with cute little dogs and the dogs are smelling their crotch the dogs know wtf is up, they are in heaven. They got pussy on there mind, just like me.

We don't!!!

:glugglug

so are you being a homophobe or what?

Who Dont? explain yourself tard.

Beats the hell out of me, I'm a chemically neutered eunuch with no sexual appetites at all.

ya liking pussy makes me a homophobe? :helpme :error

insert > brain

you say this like you've tasted the alternative (cock) before..?

You questioning me this like you would like me to suck your cock. No thanks you are doing a good job on mine.

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...9c1eeecd4d.jpg

You're just not trying hard enough.

ROFL! That's dope!

omg that not right

So you are 100% male. Congrats!

*check for penis* *notices a giant salami loaf* *realises it is just my penis*

:1orglaugh :thumbsup pwnt

not trusting a homosexual because they don't like pussy = homophobe

Just passing by......

Actually.... if he's not interested in pussy, wouldn't you be able to trust him not to try to fuck your gf's pussy? You'd be a fool to trust other idiot guys based on the fact that they love pussy, some of them will want to mount your woman.

Of course, that may be better than them wanting to mount your man-pussy. All depends on your perspective.

Bottom line: trust no one. :D

OMG!!!
She's so fragile!!
MetaMan you tried to camp out for a night in a pussy too bad!

Do you like nascar, schlitz beer, and smacking guys on the butt in the shower?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE, an entire HEAD::::: WTF

ya the only problem was i wound up with a sausage in my mouth when i was camped out. :helpme

Are you into that ass-chasing dicks paranoia again?