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Crazy Ben 12-11-2006 12:27 PM

I need some book advice!!!!!!!!!!
 
Well i am looiking for a book to read but i can't find anything nice. Looking for a book that fits int he section lord of the ring - geisha something big epic in English. not to short not to long. Just something i can fall a sleep with if my wife lets me. :)

I know some of you guys must read. at least i hope, so help me out here.

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martinsc 12-11-2006 12:31 PM

anything by Stephen King :thumbsup

AssPirate 12-11-2006 12:34 PM

Hmmm... I would recommend Chuck Palahniuk's "Haunted", but I don't think you can stomach it. But it's very good and it's pretty episodic. Great book to read in parts during the evening. The prose is direct to the point and not at all flowery to make you disconnected with the story. But be warned it's very very graphic. Don't read the chapter "Guts" before you eat dinner though.

CaptainHowdy 12-11-2006 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 11507060)
Hmmm... I would recommend Chuck Palahniuk's "Haunted", but I don't think you can stomach it. But it's very good and it's pretty episodic. Great book to read in parts during the evening. The prose is direct to the point and not at all flowery to make you disconnected with the story. But be warned it's very very graphic. Don't read the chapter "Guts" before you eat dinner though.

Will keep this book in mind :)!!

Crazy Ben 12-11-2006 12:42 PM

hmmm, i was looking at the book eragon. Any one read that one.

E$_manager 12-11-2006 12:46 PM

If you like Lord of The Ring, you will surely like. Abraham Merrit "Ishtar ship"

Agent 488 12-11-2006 12:47 PM

lord of the bunghole.

american pervert 12-11-2006 12:53 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Screwtape_Letters

AssPirate 12-11-2006 12:55 PM

Terry Pratchett books are hilarious and is also thought provoking. Each volume of Diskworld isn't that long. You'll sleep with a smile on our face.

notabook 12-11-2006 01:02 PM

How about burning a book instead? Those filthy paper bastards are nothing but trouble. Do yourself and humanity a favor, go outside and start a nice fire and throw every one of those paper slave masters in and watch them burn.

atmclick 12-11-2006 01:02 PM

if you like fantasy-- Frank Herbert's Dune is a total classic and totally freaking awesome.

anything by chuck p. (fight club, invisible monsters, choke, etc.) is really good. also, bret easton ellis (rules of attraction, american psycho) is literary heroin. "the stand" by stephen king is my second fave read of all time - number one being to kill a mockingbird by harper lee. if you havent read that one you should get a framing hammer and hit yourself in the face with it. then read it. :)

Don RELISH 12-11-2006 01:12 PM

If you want an epic try Shantaram. You won't be able to put it down. It's a page turner.

A true story set in India. After reading the book both Johnny Depp & Russell Crowe wanted to buy the rights to it. Depp won so Crowe joined on as producer. It's now in pre-production.

AssPirate 12-11-2006 01:13 PM

Other Chuck Palahniuk books that I lurve is Lullaby and Fight Club. Makes me want to sing to a baby to death and pick fights with strangers. :-)

To Kill A Mockingbird is a nice classic. :-)

Crazy Ben 12-11-2006 03:46 PM

i got some great titles here. thanks guys i am sure i will be busy reading for some time.

cool that gfy reads. is good for the mind. :)

everestcash 12-11-2006 04:17 PM

reading "99 francs" by Frederic Beigbeder now. that's smth breathtaking!

perfectodollars-gabrio 12-11-2006 04:36 PM

there was a nice book i gave to a friend some time ago, it was from a japanese author, an history about samurais and things like that, black cover, i just remember that it sold more than 100 million copies worldwide, it should be a recent hit...can't remember its name though....

Ohface 12-11-2006 06:15 PM

Yeah,Stephen King is what you're looking for.:thumbsup

ROBO2017 12-11-2006 07:17 PM

For fantasy try the dragon lance series. I read them when I was a kid. Also the Hobbit is from the Lord of the rings books if you haven’t read that.

I read science fiction. Anything from PKD and William Gibson

MaddCaz 12-11-2006 07:19 PM

Grab a good graphic novel. Always gets it done for me


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