Jesus Replaced with Beer Can
 

PLAISTOW, N.H. (AP) - A homeowner said Friday that whoever stole the baby Jesus from his manger scene was disrespectful by replacing it with an empty beer can. Bob Chooljain said that the Jesus figure was stolen from the manger scene on Wednesday night.

Chooljain said that he made the nativity scene more than three decades ago with his children.

"It's something we kind of did together," he said.

"You just wonder, what was in the person's mind that actually did that? What was the reason for it? Why leave the beer can? What's the connection?" said Chooljain, doesn't want to press charges.

Wooden cutouts of sheep and cows remain; only two of the three wise men stand on either side of the manger. Chooljain said the third was stolen eight years ago.

Chooljain said he will replace the illuminated figure with another doll for the time being.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061209/D8LT1LU00.html

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You find vandalism and theft funny? Be careful karmas a bitch.

Karma doesn't exist, neither does magic. I find it funny that they replaced the little Jesus statue with a BEER CAN, it's a more fitting idol to worship than a magical alien with a shiny little hat. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

'What's the connection'? That guy is way over analyzing the situation.

Funny, if a beer can was replaced with Jesus, it would be a miracle and Mexicans from all over the world would be flocking to it.

OMG GOD DAMN IT why do I have to drink coke and read this forum :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's like the third fucking time I've sprayed coke all over my LCD screen... thank god for monster screen clean.

Being a Christian and believing in Karma is blasphemy, better be careful, I've heard God is a bitch too.

"Hey look at the Jesus, that would look cool on my dresser. Oh Damn, my beer is empty."

Case solved.

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Hilarious and true.

At least more understandable.

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