Dear Santa :
 

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Start your letter to Santa by typing a note to him in this Thread, then once I have them all, I will fly to the north pole and give santa our GFY Dear Santa posts and hook him up with some free minutes on XonDemand.com

and those of you who have been good will get everything you want, but if you have been bad, you get a bag of coal... I was told if you squeeze the coal for 3-5 years really hard you will then create a diamond ;

:Oh crap

Dear santa:

I would like some free traffic from Choker, a couple of fleshlights and a brand new fastsize. Thank you

I don't believe you. But... who knows.
Dear Santa, i want to travell to Galapasos and see old and big turtles.

Dear Santa,
I have been xtra good this year.. i would like som ebetter converting traffic, my submit pass to show up for boneme, and a vacation fo rme and my wife

Dear Santa,

I would really really like to sodomize your reindeer this year, I've been a good boy.

Love Madrox.

Dear Santa:
Please send me a ps3, over ...

Dear Santa,
I want a Pioneer Cdj 1000 mk3. Also I want a fleshlight, also I want so much traffic that my hosting company has to close down, also I want that I start earning from my website, also I want to fuck the girl I have been fantasying for a long time, also you can give anything more if you think i deserve more as long as it is free.
Regards,
Manit

Dear Santa, I was going to say I want a fleshlight but I understand that the demand is huge once you recive this gfy list so I will not bother you with this.
If you instead would be so kind and give me some plutonium and uranium or money to buy a ready-to-use warhead to nuke all of the middle east.

kthx pwned

Dear Santa

I did your wife.

That is all

i dont believe in santa :(









:P

dear santa,
i want world peace.....














and a ps3 :)

Dear santa I want some maplesyrup and walnut pie.

Not the whole pie necessarily, a slice will do just fine.

Dear Santa,

Two words...Brooke Skye.

Thanks,
-Slam

MilfClause
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup :thumbsup nice one

:Oh crap not everything is for everyone...

hahaha... ok I want something too.. Dear Santa I want nobody dies from hunger in Africa anymore ...lol

Dear Santa:

I'm very shy to write straight what i want.....so arrive to my place and we'll discuss all the point of my desire tet-a-tet!

Dear Santa
Fuck you and your lumps of coal bitch!

Dear Santa

Please, remind Britney to wear panty next time. Tell Scarlette Johanssen to try it instead. :pimp


Always a good boy,

reynold

Dear Santa !

Remember that I want a laptop. Promissed last year already but I think i was a little bad in 2005. This year I was good for everyone :)

Dear Santa,

Can I jump straight to 10k posts and skipping the remaining 4k posts? Is it possible? Pleaseee!!!

Cool wish, Cristie. I share it to you :)

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dear Santa, please don't wear a santa costume this year. It might offend the jews.

Dear Santa,

I want tiberius elite paintball gun. I promise to use my new found method of pain for good, not evil

R

Dear Santa, please send my laptop before christmas.:) And please let the typhoon go.

ok i wont ask for much, but plz hook me up with 750Li :pimp

ok fine, i'll settle for 335 :thumbsup

:pimp Dear santa,

please let me win on incredible $ thread...

thanks :) :pimp

Dear santa,
Me need MONEY!!!!

:pimp P.S:
please whisper my boss to gve me some bonus this christmas... lols
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:pimp ^^^ done... thanks... santa. ^^^



still waiting for this...
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Dear Santa,
Please drive the fat and egotistical bad man -- who smells of jock itch -- away from me. He wants to chop me up into itty little pieces and throw me to his equally deranged friends. Or can you just send me a gun so I can neuter him?

Dear Santa
Please provide me with unlimited free minutes to XonDemand.com, and a pink headed blowup doll named Tassy to watch them with :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:pimp :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp

Thank you. Wish your dreams would come true on the New Year! :winkwink:

hit me up for 'some' free minutes... see sig...Santa is the only person who gets 'Unlimited free minutes' :upsidedow

Dear Santa, Kat Young and a little traffic.

Dear Santa,

I would like some alone time with Zuzanna from Teen Dreams and my son wants a drum kit. If you can do the drums then I would also like ear plugs.

Dear santa I would like a Walkera Dragonfly, rc remote Helicopter

Ice frantically looks for his Santa suit... where did I put the damn thing :winkwink: