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paypaler 12-07-2006 11:07 PM

Paris Hilton Goes to Jail
 
LOL yea she could by the county the jail is in..........


Paris Hilton could face six months in jail. The hotel heiress was charged yesterday with driving under the influence. She's due to arraigned tomorrow in L.A. Superior Court. Hilton was busted on Sept. 7 after cops stopped her Mercedes-Benz SLR. The "Simple Life" star, who said she'd had one margarita that night, denied driving recklessly but has admitted, "Maybe I was speeding a little bit." Meanwhile, vintage glam rocker Alice Cooper tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden: "Her publicist, Elliot Mintz, is one of my oldest friends. [This bust] just stinks of a Hollywood publicity stunt!" Mintz didn't get back to us by deadline. ? Foxy Brown has dodged a jail term. The rapper yesterday appeared in Jersey City Municipal Court to hear her former associate Rasheeda Ellis tell a judge she was dropping her claim that Foxy made terroristic threats against her. Both ladies agreed not to have contact with each other or dis each other in the press. A judge refused Brown's bid to bar photogs from taking her picture and ordered her to remove her sunglasses in court. ? Naomi Campbell is due in Manhattan Criminal Court today to face charges of allegedly smacking her maid Ana Scolavino with a crystal-encrusted BlackBerry. Meanwhile, Australians are saying they feel safer than ever flying Qantas now that Campbell has sworn never to use the airline. Miss Thing reportedly screamed, "F- off! I am never flying Qantas again!" at a flight attendant in Sydney Thursday. The potty-mouthed poser apparently assumed it was a Qantas employee who notified the swarm of press of her arrival from Bangkok. A local paper revealed it was actually a fellow passenger.

Red Ezra 12-07-2006 11:15 PM

yeah right...

BAKO 12-07-2006 11:15 PM

That will never ever happend

sicone 12-07-2006 11:16 PM

if she does more then 15 minutes in lock up I'd be surprised

paypaler 12-07-2006 11:17 PM

If it did it would be for like a week and she would be treated like a queen and the media would put so much focus on here it would turn into way for her to make more money..

Spunky 12-07-2006 11:17 PM

A insignificant small fine is probably more like it

UniversalPass Pete 12-07-2006 11:23 PM

Jail time for her? :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 12-07-2006 11:30 PM

Naomi Campbell is such a bitch that she makes Paris Hilton look normal.

madawgz 12-07-2006 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11485488)
if she does more then 15 minutes in lock up I'd be surprised

she'll be like "omgzzz im hardcore, ive been to prison" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jesse_adultdatingdollars 12-07-2006 11:40 PM

You dont go to Jail for a DUI in California (Your 3rd one you would go to jail)

BIGTYMER 12-08-2006 12:10 AM

I wish!!!

cindyc 12-08-2006 12:14 AM

white cracker lol

CaptainHowdy 12-08-2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cindyc (Post 11485756)
white cracker lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

draude 12-08-2006 12:48 AM

i don't think so

born2blog 12-08-2006 12:55 AM

there's no way she'll spend a minute in prison, unless it's to visit someone hehe

MyNameIsNobody 12-08-2006 12:58 AM

ok, I don't care.. anyone else?

Przemek 12-08-2006 02:43 AM

Wonder if she'll be stooping to pick up the soap... ;D

en21 12-08-2006 03:07 AM

she knew how to speed... ??? that's amazing

leftybogs 12-08-2006 05:25 AM

she cant be in jail...shes a devil..

Dragar 12-08-2006 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paypaler (Post 11485453)
LOL yea she could by the county the jail is in..........


Paris Hilton could face six months in jail. The hotel heiress was charged yesterday with driving under the influence. She's due to arraigned tomorrow in L.A. Superior Court. Hilton was busted on Sept. 7 after cops stopped her Mercedes-Benz SLR. The "Simple Life" star, who said she'd had one margarita that night, denied driving recklessly but has admitted, "Maybe I was speeding a little bit." Meanwhile, vintage glam rocker Alice Cooper tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden: "Her publicist, Elliot Mintz, is one of my oldest friends. [This bust] just stinks of a Hollywood publicity stunt!" Mintz didn't get back to us by deadline. ? Foxy Brown has dodged a jail term. The rapper yesterday appeared in Jersey City Municipal Court to hear her former associate Rasheeda Ellis tell a judge she was dropping her claim that Foxy made terroristic threats against her. Both ladies agreed not to have contact with each other or dis each other in the press. A judge refused Brown's bid to bar photogs from taking her picture and ordered her to remove her sunglasses in court. ? Naomi Campbell is due in Manhattan Criminal Court today to face charges of allegedly smacking her maid Ana Scolavino with a crystal-encrusted BlackBerry. Meanwhile, Australians are saying they feel safer than ever flying Qantas now that Campbell has sworn never to use the airline. Miss Thing reportedly screamed, "F- off! I am never flying Qantas again!" at a flight attendant in Sydney Thursday. The potty-mouthed poser apparently assumed it was a Qantas employee who notified the swarm of press of her arrival from Bangkok. A local paper revealed it was actually a fellow passenger.

who the fuck cares :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

HighSociety 12-08-2006 06:11 AM

thats hot

Sarah_Jayne 12-08-2006 06:16 AM

the prison sex tape would sell though

Ohface 12-08-2006 06:25 AM

Get real.She'll get away with it.:321GFY

needlive 12-08-2006 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc (Post 11486714)
the prison sex tape would sell though

lol :1orglaugh


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