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NinjaSteve 12-05-2006 11:50 AM

Von Douche Energy Drink
 
First of all, a FAQ about douching. It cannot prevent pregnancy, did you know this? What if you douched with an energy drink though, you might have super babies or something.

My god, they're $6 a case (or $0.25 per 16 oz can) at biglots. Saw it the other day and bought some. Not bad, found out it's just like Rockstar. It's probably on sale because who would buy a clothing store energy drink? "Oh yeah! It's the GAP energy drink! W00T!"


Details from Wikipedia
Von Dutch Energy Drink is a brand of energy drink developed by Rockstar energy and distributed by the Coca-Cola Enterprises via an agreement with the Von Dutch fashion label, 2005. Steve Vande Loo, CCE's vice president of channel and sales operations for North America said, "Von Dutch complements the powerful combination of Full Throttle and Rockstar by providing consumers with another unique and differentiated choice."

http://www.vondutch.com/energy_drink.html

Tastes like Rockstar which tastes like Redbull. So I bought 5 cases (120 cans) since it's cheap ($30). God the sugar free because that's what I usually drink anyway. Good for working, good with vodka at parties, and beats the hell out of $1.50-$2 a can from the grocery store when you need a lift.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ergy_drink.jpg

NinjaSteve 12-05-2006 12:09 PM

You know you love it!

pimplink 12-05-2006 12:37 PM

Alright.

E$_manager 12-05-2006 12:42 PM

Very good. If i meet it, i'll try.

who 12-05-2006 12:43 PM

And people wonder why they get things like cancer and heart crap.

L-Pink 12-05-2006 12:45 PM

What ever happened to a big line of blow?

NinjaSteve 12-05-2006 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 11462848)
And people wonder why they get things like cancer and heart crap.

Energy drinks cure cancer.

NinjaSteve 12-05-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11462879)
What ever happened to a big line of blow?

You can't get it for $0.25 can you?

who 12-05-2006 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 11463063)
Energy drinks cure cancer.

:thumbsup

L-Pink 12-05-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 11463077)
You can't get it for $0.25 can you?

No, but I'm always looking :1orglaugh

ArkansasDave 12-05-2006 01:07 PM

energy drinks a scared of Chuck Norris

fl_prn_str 12-05-2006 01:18 PM

I guess i am a daddy now.


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